Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Drive-By Comment]

"And how can you avoid a fight with your woman? Good communication is more important than good sex.

You can diffuse a situation by throwing her psychology back in her face and using a sense of humor and sticking to your guns to win the argument. And when she gets so fucking mad she actually smacks you, you can just walk away from that fight."

And that is how you avoid a fight with your woman toobs.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

He said he cucked one of his friends. I would love to hear more about that story.

 

[Mörkö]

Luckily he has plenty of chase.

This is from somewhere in this thread, not sure who originally uploaded it but it's one of my favorites. "Aaaugh that burns like a bitch."

 

[Epikusername4]

Two straight hours of GENDUR RELAYSHONS intermixed with NAL and Aaron looping. This one is definitely the kind of video you wait for the BogChron edit of. Towards the end Josh is trying to think of the word that means when two people meet in the middle and come to an agreement, he settles on "complimize".

at least we got a little siri rage from the video

 

[Drive-By Comment]

He said he cucked one of his friends. I would love to hear more about that story

I assume it is the story about that some weirdo couple who needed place to sleep or something and the guy offered Josh that the gf can blow him or something...

Unless I am imagining there was story like that. So... Not cucked a friend, but got blowjob from strange acquaintance that was pimped by her boyfriend.

That would naturally turn into... And she has not been able to forget my big cock since that day.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I assume it is the story about that some weirdo couple who needed place to sleep or something and the guy offered Josh that the gf can blow him or something...

Unless I am imagining there was story like that. So... Not cucked a friend, but got blowjob from strange acquaintance that was pimped by her boyfriend.

That would naturally turn into... And she has not been able to forget my big cock since that day.

Probably because she still hasn’t gotten rid of that throat infection

 

[Hard R]

why why why

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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why why why

because he has no teeth left to bite his nails

 

[Statix_Shark]

forced to go to Casper for a work trip, debating what offering I should leave on his doorstep in return for a circle of protection

Does no one read this goddamn site anymore?

 

[Captain Ahab]

Damn he looks like shit

 

[Epikusername4]

forced to go to Casper for a work trip, debating what offering I should leave on his doorstep in return for a circle of protection

you leave the weed fedoras in his p.o box trole dont visit you niglet

 

[California King]

A copy of Cuties, 'from - Epikusername4' it is then

Go back to TikTok.

 

[Candover]

Brand new 2 hour shirtless responce video

Luckily he has plenty of chase.

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This is from somewhere in this thread, not sure who originally uploaded it but it's one of my favorites. "Aaaugh that burns like a bitch."

Glad you enjoyed my upload . His January 2024 Stream got pretty overlooked because of him smashing his phone to pieces during it which kept him from being able to go live for a while, getting sick after drinking the 4 handles of plastic jug vodka someone sent him, then the rumors of NAL coming to visit. It was a wild start to the year all things considered.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

@Peanuthead420 fuck off pozloading my neghole. Reddit and TikTok are missing your faggot ass.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

forced to go to Casper for a work trip, debating what offering I should leave on his doorstep in return for a circle of protection

Instead of yelling at you, let me put it a different way:

You have a job -- probably a decent one, possibly in the lucrative oil and gas industry, because you are being sent to Casper, WY on business. Why on earth would you want anything at all to do with a dirty, mentally handicapped, alcoholic degenerate? You should have nothing in common with him and no reason to run in the same circles. If you want to observe and chuckle at what he puts online, fine, but nothing good can come from even joking about interacting with him in real life.

 

[Epikusername4]

A copy of Cuties, 'from - Epikusername4' it is then

sicko freak

 

[Epikusername4]

I just had to give you reddit refugee fags something else to talk about, getting boring in here

your the reddit refugee faggot here pal we hate you pozloading negholes

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

I just had to give you reddit refugee fags something else to talk about, getting boring in here

“I was only pretending to be retarded”

 

[ASeabear8952]

Noone is pretending here, remember where you are

Join date checks out.

 

[Young Bossman]

Cheap vodka handle arc is concerning