Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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As long as its used infrequently, you could use insane amounts with basically zero discernible health impact.
Interesting and informative toobz. TWU.
Food hack or mass of worms?
Dank baitshop hack when??
I love that Rekieta and Cobes are basically on the same level now. At least Josh is a lovable retard, as opposed to just a retard.
True but Crackets is now a being of pure spite and malice. Cobes is full of piss and vinegar but I think him having bog brain disallows him from clinging to the life ruination levels of wrath that keeps Nick's body alive while the galaxy gas does the talking.
 
You guys are ignoring that Cobra doesn't actually drink his liquor straight. Yeah, Nikolai is fucking terrible bottom shelf rotgut, but he mixes it with so much monster he can't even taste the alcohol.
Which is even more insane. Consider how much sugar and caffeine he is consuming on the daily to finish a handle of vodka in 24 hours. His heart must look like road kill, and somehow people are still coming up with elaborate theories on why he is bloated.
 
Yeah, it will fuck up b12 and that will cause severe problems. But that only occurs in chronic use, which is pretty uncommon. As long as its used infrequently, you could use insane amounts with basically zero discernible health impact
Extreme nitrous use seems to have become a lot more common thanks both to the easy availability of shit like Galaxy Gas you can buy straight off Amazon as well as social media idiots touting it as a "safe high," which it mostly is if you don't huff it until you're retarded, which a lot of these same people do.

Previously, at least the last time I encountered it, it was the kind of shit you might do a lot of once or twice a year at a Dead or a Phish show or something like that. Or you could buy massively overpriced boxes of tiny canisters of it to charge the kind of whipped cream dispenser a small restaurant might have, and it would last maybe an hour at a party.
You guys are ignoring that Cobra doesn't actually drink his liquor straight. Yeah, Nikolai is fucking terrible bottom shelf rotgut, but he mixes it with so much monster he can't even taste the alcohol.
It's so bad there's no mixer that can erase the stank, which isn't from the alcohol itself anyway.
Stick to Stoli. I don't drink hard liquor anymore, thank goodness.
I used to like Stoli a fair amount. Nice smooth, nutty, licorice-like finish. Most vodkas don't really have a flavor to them.
 
His heart must look like road kill, and somehow people are still coming up with elaborate theories on why he is bloated.
His organs probably resemble a xenomorph hive at this point.
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I wonder how many Cameo's Josh has done that actually filled the requests made of him? That dude confirmed in the comments of his TikTok post that Cobra kept the money despite not actually doing the Cameo as requested, which is pretty funny and totally on brand for Josh. It's shocking to me that Cameo hasn't booted Josh off yet because there is no way he is accurately doing these requests.
 
I have been following Cobes since 2021, so I wasn't around during the Fun Sized Felicia days, but I saw this picture awhile ago here and was wondering if it is a real screenshot. Allegedly it was sent from Cobes to Exhumed shortly after the destruction of FSF, and if it is real it is quite troubling imo. I hope it is fake but honestly wouldn't be too surprised if it was real.
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It's so bad there's no mixer that can erase the stank, which isn't from the alcohol itself anyway.

You just need something sweet, with a very strong aftertaste; Bubblegum Faygo or Cotton Candy Faygo work relatively well. If Faygo isn't available in your area 'cause you don't live close enough to trailer parks, than cheap Grape soda. Remember, it has to be cheap, non bougie Grape soda. i.e. the Grape soda that use flavoring similar to children's cough syrup.
 
You just need something sweet, with a very strong aftertaste; Bubblegum Faygo or Cotton Candy Faygo work relatively well. If Faygo isn't available in your area 'cause you don't live close enough to trailer parks, than cheap Grape soda. Remember, it has to be cheap, non bougie Grape soda. i.e. the Grape soda that use flavoring similar to children's cough syrup.
I would expect something pineapple or grapefruit would work well too. It would be awful but less cloyingly sweet.
 
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Throw in choking on food hack. BOY almost got taken out by that last proshoot sandwich he tried swallowing whole and had to fish it out of his throat. Also trying to apple fist a whole block of spam or ball of mozz. Also I'm fairly certain after the porkney livestream where he drunkenly fumbled around with his shotgun loaded that daddy dearest took all the shells away
I know of two people who died by choking on food, and one was oddly enough because of horribly fucked up teeth, he had to. just like Cobes, try to swallow stuff whole, so a hot dog did him in. He was my GF's father, a very frail man, probably around 50 years old and it made almost as much sense trying to decipher what the hell he was talking about sometimes as Cobes, that dude aint long for this world, he can be one food hack away from making a macabre yet fascinating final video to amuse us by.
 
2 hour long shirtless video TWU
Two straight hours of GENDUR RELAYSHONS intermixed with NAL and Aaron looping. This one is definitely the kind of video you wait for the BogChron edit of. Towards the end Josh is trying to think of the word that means when two people meet in the middle and come to an agreement, he settles on "complimize". :story:
 
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