Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Thesumof41is5]

what do i spy with my little eye but.. a hair

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

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There's as much of the Cobralocks in them noodles as there is on the Cobe Dome itself, toobs. TWU.

 

[Candover]

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someone should make a compilation of all the times he coughed his lungs out over the years from vaping/smoking/etc. Who would've thought childhood lung issues mixed with excessive tobacco and pot use would lead to a horrific smoker's cough. COPD is on the very near horizon for the boy.

 

[ASeabear8952]

someone should make a compilation of all the times he coughed his lungs out over the years from vaping/smoking/etc. Who would've thought childhood lung issues mixed with excessive tobacco and pot use would lead to a horrific smoker's cough. COPD is on the very near horizon for the boy.

Cooler_Taste, get on it BOY!

 

[kc01]

September 2023 --> June 2025 (21 months)

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

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September 2023 --> June 2025 (21 months)

PSA: Steer clear of alcoholism, gas station weed, Baconator Pussy, BPD hags, poor diet and air duster.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

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Here's the updated one I made. added the tagline and director

you need to fix the font and kerning, the font used on the original poster was custom made but with tweaking the original font you can create something similar. This font was used for some dvd release, but its not as cool

 

[NoosJunki]

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September 2023 --> June 2025 (21 months)

The NAL/Second Eviction Saga seemed to derail his alcoholic metamorphosis into Redneck Goth Worldoftshirts but something about Walt dying (his alibi for hanging around LN being taken away and then the troles making it worse with the GFM would be my speculation) put him back on that track and now he's neck and neck speedrunning alcoholism with Josh Block. They're like the Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire of autistic alcoholics.

 

[Fortyone]

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September 2023 --> June 2025 (21 months)

Alot of what makes him look like shit is his horrible unkempt beard, if he shaved that more he would look way more like a human being.

 

[Hard R]

got ourselves a double baconator, a couple of napkins and a risipt

 

[Thesumof41is5]

“I don’t hold any grudges with them firing me because it ended up being the best decision of my life”..

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

“I don’t hold any grudges with them firing me because it ended up being the best decision of my life”..

“Me and my dad decided that it’s best for me not to have a debit card.”

 

[Epikusername4]

i wish cobra would do a video responce for tombstone dood

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

i wish cobra would do a video responce for tombstone dood

If Wishes Were Hornets

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

This guy will probably have to eat more than a hundred Baconators in front of the camera before he suffers from the inevitable kidney failure due to eating so much slop.

 

[ASeabear8952]

New two hour long kino video responce TMDWU doodt.

EDIT: Great intro.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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September 2023 --> June 2025 (21 months)

He actually looked decent with the trimmed facial hair and less swollen cheeks.

 

[Candover]

you need to fix the font and kerning, the font used on the original poster was custom made but with tweaking the original font you can create something similar. This font was used for some dvd release, but its not as cool

I tried to find the closest fonts I could in photoshop. I couldn’t find any information online on which fonts were used in the original poster I based mine off of. Closest I found for the “Jacob’s Ladder” part was Javanese Text, which had no option to adjust kerning. You would have to make each letter an individual text box and then move them closer manually.

 

[Switch Mongo]

He actually looked decent with the trimmed facial hair and less swollen cheeks.

“That’s regardless”

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

EDIT: Great intro.

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I still stand by part of the charm of a Cobra video is him seemingly wanting to be able to do even simple edits to his videos but is unable, so he resorts to "editing in live time" by mimicking the effects he sees in videos he watches.