Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[grand larsony]

Thanks brother. I'm working on reverting the censor noises and stuff from the original so I can throw it on odysee or wherever, will be happy to send it your way. Speaking of frivilous complaints to site hosts, NAL must've complained to the neocities webmaster (literally just one guy lol) because my lovely NAL website was quietly removed awhile back. I'm not very good with site stuff, but if I sent you the index+css+images it, would you be able to host it somewhere on the boglimpedia? In fact if anybody wants to host it anywhere, here's all the mentioned website stuff via mega.nz. Apparently it drives her crazy enough to remove it... may as well host it on as many domains as possible.

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Good work! Whenever I start getting complaints about this I'll be sure to update the thread haha.

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How well do you know our sexy gothic bad boy's life story?
This is a little toy page I put together with a new framework I was using for work-related stuff. It takes a bunch of txt files in and produces a detailed multiple-question quiz about them. The quiz page updates your score as you answer questions because it's unrealistic to expect anyone to get to the end; the full quiz has 2,040 questions on it.
I didn't trim up the irrelevant pages, like DokuWiki documentation stuff, so you might encounter some weird questions that have nothing to do with Cobes.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

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Good work! Whenever I start getting complaints about this I'll be sure to update the thread haha.

I love that you use the edited picture of her smile. That's actually really smart, because now even if someone goes after your ass you can claim it as transformative.

 

[Candover]

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How well do you know our sexy gothic bad boy's life story?
This is a little toy page I put together with a new framework I was using for work-related stuff. It takes a bunch of txt files in and produces a detailed multiple-question quiz about them. The quiz page updates your score as you answer questions because it's unrealistic to expect anyone to get to the end; the full quiz has 2,040 questions on it.
I didn't trim up the irrelevant pages, like DokuWiki documentation stuff, so you might encounter some weird questions that have nothing to do with Cobes.
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Bitesize should do that quiz.

 

[somevan712]

We are so back.

 

[lebean]

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We are so back.

I have been humming the end credits, imagining Cobes getting brutalized in 2d and 3d -- for the past 48 hours since watching Snakebones 28.

Now it is back, Toobz. Eggsquizid!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Really glad the street fighter bonus stage of Josh vs. the Fridge a donator suggested on a Seizure stream some months ago made it in. Big ups.

 

[Epikusername4]

anyone have the aNALysis saved fucking cunt

 

[lebean]

anyone have the aNALysis saved fucking cunt

Just rewatched that absolute banger of a Snakebones episode over the weekend and, ugh, of course the bog bitch took that down.

At this point Seizure should just have them all archived and mirrored by his axis of allies on the interwebs.

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

anyone have the aNALysis saved fucking cunt

Here it is: https://archive.org/details/youtube--iWoOM9MsJg
There is a god amongst men who appears to have a script that downloads and then archives my videos.
I'm going to attempt to add a small amount of censoring to the aNALysis vid using motion tracking and reupload it... I'm curious to know what it takes to actually placate youtube when it comes to these bullshit privacy claims. It's an overpowered strat that could be a huge threat in the future.
Maybe it's the Cobra in me not wanting BOIL to win, but it is also very important to me that the videos remain up, even if they have to be slightly modified. For those that hate the edits, I'll point people to the clean backups kept elsewhere, and she'll know that the goddamn video isn't going anywhere. I'm not going to make this easy for her like the others did.
picrel, per the offending timestamps I had to censor a goddamn CG likeness of her.

 

[somevan712]

picrel, per the offending timestamps I had to censor a goddamn CG likeness of her.

I have sympathy for the poor photographer who had to go into the Trailer to take that photo for your video. The smell must have been unbearable.

 

[Epikusername4]

Here it is: https://archive.org/details/youtube--iWoOM9MsJg
There is a god amongst men who appears to have a script that downloads and then archives my videos.
I'm going to attempt to add a small amount of censoring to the aNALysis vid using motion tracking and reupload it... I'm curious to know what it takes to actually placate youtube when it comes to these bullshit privacy claims. It's an overpowered strat that could be a huge threat in the future.
Maybe it's the Cobra in me not wanting BOIL to win, but it is also very important to me that the videos remain up, even if they have to be slightly modified. For those that hate the edits, I'll point people to the clean backups kept elsewhere, and she'll know that the goddamn video isn't going anywhere. I'm not going to make this easy for her like the others did.
picrel, per the offending timestamps I had to censor a goddamn CG likeness of her.

godspeed seizure god fucking speed

 

[Switch Mongo]

NAL don’t care if people know her full name and where she lives. Our boy Seizure, however would have to reveal his actual name and shit to appeal — which she would promptly doxxx.

and you know she would too and then probably make some excuse as to why it’s ok for her to do it. Crazy bitch is crazy

 

[Candover]

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The only part of any song Josh could actually perform accurately.

attached the full song too.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

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The only part of any song Josh could actually perform accurately.

Black flame to light my green smoke TWU
He’d probably be able to mange a guitar cover as well.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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The only part of any song Josh could actually perform accurately.

Surprised he's never tried to do a vocal cover of Sweet Leaf.

 

[Candover]

Black flame to light my green smoke TWU
He’d probably be able to mange a guitar cover as well.

I'd believe that if he didn't botch the opening riff to Paranoid multiple times.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

I'd believe that if he didn't botch the opening riff to Paranoid multiple times.
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I stand corrected. What has he played properly in the past? I can’t recall anything other than those failed attempts at the national anthem.

 

[Candover]

I stand corrected. What has he played properly in the past? I can’t recall anything other than those failed attempts at the national anthem.

afaik he would just "noodle" on guitar. he took the absolute most basic of guitar lessons then gave up and just screwed around on the strings. His national anthem isn't awful like it used to be, but it's not great. he's been working on playing the national anthem for around the last 13 years or so, so you'd think that would actually be decent.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

afaik he would just "noodle" on guitar. he took the absolute most basic of guitar lessons then gave up and just screwed around on the strings. His national anthem isn't awful like it used to be, but it's not great. he's been working on playing the national anthem for around the last 13 years or so, so you'd think that would actually be decent.

He’s also been cooking for himself for the same amount of time and we see those results. It’s “edible” but that’s about all you can say.

 

[Potion_Time]

He’s also been cooking for himself for the same amount of time and we see those results. It’s “edible” but that’s about all you can say.

No. I refuse to call Ramen noodles that have been microwaved for 30 minutes in bud light chelada and random BBQ sauces is edible. I fully believe if a non boglim ate it they would die.