Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Detective Carey]

FUCK WHINY ASS YOUTUBE TROLLS TWU

Edit that beard actually works, it draws the eye away from the norwood.

lol all the meatz, mootzarella, you know fuckin.... yeah dude fresh pesto, all of the meats you want for all of the cheeses, like.... SMACK YOUR MOTHER AROUND!

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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Bro gets closer every day

Pure aryan perfectionally

https://youtube.com/shorts/uw521jnuam4?si=jinGN_IhrnCwZ-4U

I found the sandwich guy btw.

 

[locc2thebrain]

ALL THE MEATS, ALL THE CHEESES.

Cobra's in a heavy "repeating ingredients" loop right now.

 

[Detective Carey]

THIS GUY'S SUBS WOULD GIVE SCOOBY AND SHAGGY A HARD ON

 

[deadson]

Cobra is streaming and hammered.

Boy's hankering for a sandwich for dang sure tonight.

Boy is gonna fuck that sandwich from the way he's talking about it. Jfc

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

I wish he would repeat what ingredients he would get on his hypothetical sandwich again.

 

[Hennimore]

ALL THE MEATS
CHICKEN CUTLET
FRESH PESTO
LITTLE BIT OF MOTZ

 

[NoosJunki]

He's been looping on sandwich ingredients for like 20 minutes now. ALL THE MEATS!

Edit: "Twist my nipples and call me daddy, that's a goddamn sandwich!"

 

[lebean]

FUCK WHINY ASS YOUTUBE TROLLS TWU

Edit that beard actually works, it draws the eye away from the norwood.

lol all the meatz, mootzarella, you know fuckin.... yeah dude fresh pesto, all of the meats you want for all of the cheeses, like.... SMACK YOUR MOTHER AROUND!

"Damn, balsamic vinaguh-glaze, some Mootz, know what I'm saying Toobz?"

"Jimmy Johns. Subway. Fuck you."

"Fresh projooto, balsanic vinagoolaze, aroogala, fresh every day."

"Chefs kiss. Scooby-Doo boner. Come on, man! Salt. Pepper. Mayo. Fuck your veggies."

"All about the meatz, doodt. Fuck me, daddy. Thats A'more! Make your dick hard!"

-PopeCobraJFS

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Talking about sandwiches is goth AF, toobz. Maybe Clint should send Josh to an Italian Deli? Why am I overcome with an urge to make a sandwich-shop-style analogy of KingCobraJFS' life?

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

We're reaching "Stuffed Crust Review" levels of looping here.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I wish he would repeat what ingredients he would get on his hypothetical sandwich again.

ALL THE MEATS
CHICKEN CUTLET
FRESH PESTO
LITTLE BIT OF MOTZ

M E A T
M O U N T A I N
https://youtube.com/@giovannipaolony?si=4p4KOn5B2UO3xdKK
Somebody needs to find cobe's glazing comments here

 

[deadson]

"Damn, balsamic vinaguh-glaze, some Mootz, know what I'm saying Toobz?

Jimmy Johns. Subway. Fuck you.

Fresh projooto, balsanic vinagoolaze, aroogala, fresh every day.

Chefs kiss. Scooby-Doo boner. Come on, man! Salt. Pepper. Mayo. Fuck your veggies.

All about the meatz, doodt. Fuck me, daddy. Thats A'more! Make your dick hard!"

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"Jersey Mike's my go-to for sandwiches BUT FUCKING GOD THIS GUY'S SANDWICHES, FUCK YEAH"

Is this a new kink of Cobes? I mean, I know he likes a good sammich but dayum.

 

[NoosJunki]

"I'M WATERING"

 

[Detective Carey]

It's working on me, I really want a dank sammich now. I'M SICK OF IT!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

....TWU

"Circling back to the sandwich guy", Good LORD! It's like he doesn't realize how long he's been talking about the fucking sandwiches already!

 

[Detective Carey]

he should sell this kind of loop as those multi hour youtube ads they sneak in on ya

 

[NoosJunki]

Who's gonna send this guy his video looping about his sandwiches

 

[Hennimore]

@giovannipaolony I'm pretty sure this is the channel he is looping about.

 

[cobra fucker]

Sounds like he's taking on Italian Guy as a new idol. Deli arc up next.