Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hennimore]

Eat and enjoy life, god bless.

 

[Detective Carey]

He's said that he's done every drug on the planet. Wow lmao

I love the boy but he's a big fat lying liar who lies. He absolutely has not. His hallucinogen stories are bullshit (smoking banana peels, shitting his pants on acid in a BWW), he has never had the money to do coke, and opiates would end up with him choking on his own vomit.

He's probably done booze, weed, gas station research chemical spice, gas station delta 8 weed, kratom, meth (adhd meds and street), and MAYBE random muscle relaxers/random pills.

Huffing spray paint and duster doesn't count, those aren't fucking drugs. For fuck's sake we all watched him pretend to huff cologne which doesn't do shit.

Not to try and act like drugs are cool (because they're not), but he's a giant fucking poser when it comes to substance abuse. He's at his most hardcore, a vaguely tired middle aged alkie: and it took him this long to get there past his bitch drinks watered down with soda.

Someone who's done EVERY drug is either Keith Richards rich, or has sucked dick for trading cards.

I'd argue just a normie dose of shrooms would blow his mind. Let alone x/molly/acid. Fuck it might do him some good (despite me being in the camp that doesn't believe hallucinogenics are some kind of magic cure all).

Also his AI music phase sucks. I remember playing with AI music too when it was new, everything he makes sounds just like the same retard shit I'd make for shits and giggles but with different lyrics. Pick up the actual axe please Cobes.

 

[HiveDull]

Rest in weed. sweet dark prince.

 

[Gerald168]

I can't believe he's still going right now. It's coming up on 4 hours, and I feel like his past streams haven't been this long lately. I wonder if he even knows he's still live. On another note, playing copyrighted music this loud on stream surely won't be good for his channel. Hopefully YouTube's eye of Sauron doesn't cast it's gaze in his direction,. Circle of protection on the channel, TOOBZ.

 

[Umaibae]

Playing buttrock and messing around with the Cobra Cane twu

 

[Slim Boglim]

oh god my fucking ears I turned the volume way up to hear whatever nonsense he was slurring about with his cane and then got fucking blasted by whatever slop he’s listening to. Tinnitus coming in nicely toobs.

Anyways he’s fucking bog wasted we might even see a legendary pass out stream and get no wellness check. We could be on the cusp of him getting GG Allin drunk where he passes out and looks like GG’s corpse.

All I know is some inanimate objects better not start acting cute tonight

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Better now be Bombadilmaxxing BOY

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

This is a very cozy stream, if only something would piss him off slightly, like a cig not lighting correctly and then all hell would break loose.

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

I love him slamming the cobra cane on the floor to punctuate his sentences. He's like goth yoda.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I love him slamming the cobra cane on the floor to punctuate his sentences. He's like goth yoda.

Most definitely what’s up, that is.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Nigga heil cobra.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

He is absolutely cooked, this is now at least the fourth time he has pulled out the cane sword, shakily stared at it, mumbled "leg... legends nev.. never die...", put it back, and mumbled about his youtube fans. Is it pretty freakin' sweet, Josh?

Edit: It happened way more than four times. Josh assures me that it is indeed pretty freakin' sweet.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

He is absolutely cooked, this is now at least the fourth time he has pulled out the cane sword, shakily stared at it, mumbled "leg... legends nev.. never die...", put it back, and mumbled about his youtube fans. Is it pretty freakin' sweet, Josh?

I've been listening live for at least an hour now and I have no idea what he is talking about. The boy is fucked. I hope he sleeps on his side.

 

[Hennimore]

This has been a night of loops. Guitar loop, sandwich loop, Ozzy loop and now the cane loop.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Popped in when i woke up an hour ago when he was playing fuck suicide songs.. now cane looping

Now mentioning how his favorite color as a kid was pink and how Yung Blood crushed it on Changes

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

This has been a night of loops. Guitar loop, sandwich loop, Ozzy loop and now the cane loop.

Yes,but have you seen Giovanni's sandwiches? The bread is bake fresh daily,makes Subway and Jersey Mike's look like absolute ASS. His deli meats will make you CUM. Life is short,God Bless,eat good food,TWU

 

[Hennimore]

Yes,but have you seen Giovanni's sandwiches? The bread is bake fresh daily,makes Subway and Jersey Mike's look like absolute ASS. His deli meats will make you CUM. Life is short,God Bless,eat good food,TWU

ALL THE MEATS. ALL THE CHEESES. CHICKEN CUTLET. FRESH PESTO. FRESH MOZ. BALSALMIC VINEGAR. SALT. PEPPER. FRESH OIL.

I like how he has talked about the engraving on this cane sword for over an hour now and not once has it occurred to him to just show it to the camera.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

“You you you heard the sound. FA-CHING, that’s the sound. I’m not trying to sperg…..”
Praise cobras magik
Better not hold pipe like an apple BOY

 

[Umaibae]

Sharon Osbourne glasses loop.

“They make her look sophisticated, like she knows things.”

He only watched a little bit of the Black Sabbath concert and is only talking about Yungblood’s (sp?) performance. What a fan!

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

He only watched a little bit of the Black Sabbath concert and is only talking about Yungblood’

He can only name like 3 Ozzy songs, and one is a Bee Gee's cover.