Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Paraphrasing:

"I hate Jessica Boyle. If I gave a fuck, I'd whip out my dick and get it hard. "
"If I gave a shit, I'd drop one in the toilet. Come down to Casper, baby girl. I also got a gun. I respect women enough to not ... BAM! Right in her fucking face."
"I tune in to watch her have a mental breakdown, you fucking cunt!"

Dude, I can't believe the Hagraven called Cobra's half sisters.

They probably already think their stepbrother is a weird alcoholic, and tolerate him on behalf of Papa Clunt, but for Jessica to just further sour their relationship like that... Fucking psychotic, lol. No sympathy for the innocent women of Cobraverse.

NastyAndLoose.. She's his ultimate alog.
 
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cobra fucker said:
2.5 hours of absolutely nothing worth watching so far. The boglim is a fickle beast.
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I don’t know, I’ve enjoyed this stream.

He can form coherent sentences, he’s actually cracking some objectively funny jokes, he did a little dance, and came out with some fantastic lines- “the worst thing about sex dolls is that they can’t kiss you back”,

His streams usually make me feel some kinda way for watching a chronic alcoholic slowly kill himself so this was a nice surprise.
 
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I don’t know, I’ve enjoyed this stream.

He can form coherent sentences, he’s actually cracking some objectively funny jokes, he did a little dance, and came out with some fantastic lines- “the worst thing about sex dolls is that they can’t kiss you back”,

His streams usually make me feel some kinda way for watching a chronic alcoholic slowly kill himself so this was a nice surprise.
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Yeah, he's doing a lot more while sober compared to his past few months. In addition, the boy is leaving chat on and growing back some of that thick dermal layer again.

He's feeling himself in a non-obnoxious way and shows some wit here and there with the Jessica slap backs.

Sure, I tune out when he loops or talks Terrence Poop or plays dumb audio, but, good to see the Gothic wizard sane and salient.
 
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Off topic butttt Tar Man has seemingly ditched his glasses in an attempt to look like less of a school shooter
I couldn't imagine putting myself on camera with hair as greasy as Josh's and a debilitating speech impediment
Someone make a thread on this faggot already
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Did anyone catch what Cobra said about his sisters? it was basically undiscernible for me
 
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I think all of his tshirts crumbled into ash spontaneously, suddenly, and without explanation.

Or maybe because the weather is warm in Casper this time of year.

Bog boy has figured out that a series of 5+ hour livestreams are rewarded with door dashed vodka when he's in the negative.

I wonder how much longer this will go on for? Until he has a phone and gets back to Cameos, when he gets around to it.
 
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The boy’s been marathon streaming quite a bit. 6 1/2 hour stream one night, 7 1/4 hour stream another night, and now a whopping 7 1/2 hour stream. I couldn’t make it all the way through this one. Fell asleep, woke up to music blasting then shut it off. He must be really depressed or really desperate for money, or both. At this point I'm just waiting for the inevitable drunken meltdown.

 
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lebean said:
NastyAndLoose.. She's his ultimate alog.
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That "Dry spell" was really a Circle of Protection all the long toobz.
Candover said:
The boy’s been marathon streaming quite a bit. 6 1/2 hour stream one night, 7 1/4 hour stream another night, and now a whopping 7 1/2 hour stream. I couldn’t make it all the way through this one. Fell asleep, woke up to music blasting then shut it off. He must be really depressed or really desperate for money, or both.
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Or trying to prove to the troles that he has a job so he won't somehow lose his SSDI. No it's not begging if it's a business transaction.
cobra fucker said:
2.5 hours of absolutely nothing worth watching so far. The boglim is a fickle beast.
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24 hours of streams, 1 hour of Boglim Chronicles highlights. It is what it is toobz.
Pencil Pusher said:
Dude man has zero recollection of last night. Cheap vodka arc incoming.
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Buddy I don't know how to break it to you but we've been in the rotgut era since the second apartment.
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We are so back, cobros.
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We eatin good with content like the chairbugs after a proshoot sandwich hack

Edit to avoid double-posting: For those who participate in the BOY's livestream chats, it's important to note that whenever you get gifted a subscription to him (youtube randomly determines who gets gifted subscriptions), the 4 minute chat cooldown disappears hehehehehehehehehe yeeeeeeth :tomgirl:
 
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Pat Smear said:
Off topic butttt Tar Man has seemingly ditched his glasses in an attempt to look like less of a school shooter
I couldn't imagine putting myself on camera with hair as greasy as Josh's and a debilitating speech impediment
Someone make a thread on this faggot already
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Did anyone catch what Cobra said about his sisters? it was basically undiscernible for me
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Funny you mention him because he did a couple streams recently where the thumbnails were his character bashing Mr. Dink’s head in. Gee, I wonder who that’s an attack on!

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@SeizureRobot5000 get a load of this!
 
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