Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Funny you mention him because he did a couple streams recently where the thumbnails were his character bashing Mr. Dink’s head in. Gee, I wonder who that’s an attack on!

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@SeizureRobot5000 get a load of this!
i cannot express how absolutely fucking gay this comes off, i think he punches up at people like Seizure, L.L and Rouge because he knows he's to much of an insufferable mush mouth retard for them to even wanna waste time responding to him. He's also very openly into loli but ya know "Embrace the degeneracy"
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also why lean into the incel thing? congrats Tar everyone is now aware you get no pussy8)
 
i think he punches up at people like Seizure, L.L and Rouge because he knows he's to much of an insufferable mush mouth retard for them to even wanna waste time responding to him.
Someone in the Lolcowtubers thread also said that in a recent vid of his he managed to attack Turkey Tom, Audentum, and Nick Nobody all at once.
 
Someone in the Lolcowtubers thread also said that in a recent vid of his he managed to attack Turkey Tom, Audentum, and Nick Nobody all at once.
"Attack" is generous for a guy who can't pronounce his Rs

by attacking do you mean whining about "Normie sell out slop tubers" for 40 mins? what really separates a Tar Man video from your average lolcow slop made by someone like Audentum?

if he really thinks his videos have more effort put into them than the people he complains about he's so much more retarded than i thought, i think a lot of it stems from the fact his shitty "documentaries" take more time to produce (cause he's a part time glass sorter) but doesn't see any views so in turn he gets irrationally angry at half baked "lolcow documentaries" so instead of putting in more effort into his content were going to punch up and make a video about all the normies hoping that gets him the attention his mother didn't give him.
 
First time hearing about tar man and I already hate him.
Fuck sickos, and fuck the troles, doodt.
I forget who showed me a clip of Tarman in the kiwituber thread but I instantly knew he was a deranged rodent of a person. If you haven’t already a read through that thread will enlighten you.
 
First time hearing about tar man and I already hate him.
Fuck sickos, and fuck the troles, doodt.
Here, most have seen this already but to anyone who hasn't i encourage you to see how happy Tar Man is to read out the transcript of "the toy box killer"s monologue he would play for the women he planned on killing

https://youtu.be/Oh6LQ4Gf5fo?si=rbG4PpCJJR1Mudsd

i think even Josh has the social awareness to know this is fucking vile

for the love of god search this goober's hard drive

archive here
 
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Here, most have seen this already but to anyone who hasn't i encourage you to see how happy Tar Man is to read out the transcript of "the toy box killer"s monologue he would play for the women he planned on killing

https://youtu.be/Oh6LQ4Gf5fo?si=rbG4PpCJJR1Mudsd

i think even Josh has the social awareness to know this is fucking vile

for the love of god search this goober's hard drive

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That’s the clip. I had to stop at 0:50. It’s too much.
 
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I haven’t watched many clips lately but I swear I thought that long beard piece was just chest hair until I watched some this morning. Jfc.

He’s doing great.
 
Here, most have seen this already but to anyone who hasn't i encourage you to see how happy Tar Man is to read out the transcript of "the toy box killer"s monologue he would play for the women he planned on killing

https://youtu.be/Oh6LQ4Gf5fo?si=rbG4PpCJJR1Mudsd

i think even Josh has the social awareness to know this is fucking vile

for the love of god search this goober's hard drive

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Jesus, I just skipped around and had enough of this goober and his goon voice within 3s.

Tar Man or whatever, and all these doodts sound, and look related to each other. They're like synthetically created soy amalgamations of sikkos missing a chromosome: Nova Online, White Bowser, etc. Missing all the crucial meats and cheeses necessary to be a goth badboy.

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Makes me appreciate Cobra a little more now to be honest.

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Would love to see Josh chuck them through an apartment living room like Swarmlord. Regard strength 💪 coming in nicely there, toobz.
 
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He's hurting for money. That is why we got some long ass streams. He was making bank with his cameos, or at least enough to fund his sexy goth badboy livestyle. Broke his phone and now he can't do them or figure out a work around -- so he's not getting paid.

Boy is stuck in a vicious loops of begging for money to get a phone, but then you accidentally spend it all on vodka and blackout -- doomed to repeat the process all over again though to no fault of your own.
 
Jesus, I just skipped around and had enough of this goober and his goon voice within 3s.

Tar Man or whatever, and all these doodts sound, and look related to each other. They're like synthetically created soy amalgamations of sikkos missing a chromosome: Nova Online, White Bowser, etc. Missing all the crucial meats and cheeses necessary to be a goth badboy.

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Makes me appreciate Cobra a little more now to be honest.

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Would love to see Josh chuck them through an apartment living room like Swarmlord. Regard strength 💪 coming in nicely there, toobz.
Josh would mog this lil retard
 
Tar Man is the poster boy for "A-Logs are always worse than the lolcow they A-log"
Praise Cobra's magic, he was right: his troles ARE jealous of him!

All these doodts sound related to other sikkos missing a chromosome: Nova Online, White Bowser.
Sickos of a flock fuck together or something. Idk fuck sickos

doomed to repeat the process all over again though to no fault of your own.
He did everything he could. There was nothing more he could do toobz
 
Josh would mog this lil retard
I would love to pay Cobes for a MMA style event in which we pit him against the disgusting rodent people like Tarman, Cyraxx, and all chear as Cobes beats them to death in the ring. Maybe even pay LN enough money to be Cobes cheer leader, and sleep with him for BVB posters or something like that. Shit would be so cash.
 

Excuse me if im being retarded but how the fuck do you know that Tar Man has a discord? SeizureRobot5000 is pretty good at keeping shit anonymous and Rouge Internet Man got his lesson of not posting personal opinions on Discord already back in 2022.

Ill see myself out the door if I am being a retard though.
 
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Excuse me if im being retarded but how the fuck do you know that Tar Man has a discord? SeizureRobot5000 is pretty good at keeping shit anonymous and Rouge Internet Man got his lesson of not posting personal opinions on Discord already back in 2022.

Ill see myself out the door if I am being a retard though.
your excused. i don't think he advertises the server anymore but these are screenshots that have been passed from server members getting fed up with his faggotry to other folk in other hugbox servers. i got these from a 3rd party.
 
your excused. i don't think he advertises the server anymore but these are screenshots that have been passed from server members getting fed up with his faggotry to other folk in other hugbox servers. i got these from a 3rd party.
Yeah I thought so...Rogue Internet Man BTW still has a discord. But its kept under lock and key this time so his weird obsessions are kept away from the public.
 
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