Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Speaking as someone who's fallen asleep in chairs before, I can only imagine just how sore and in pain Cobes is in after he wakes up. BOY's gonna be cranky once he rises, provided he doesn't just end the stream right after.
I think his chair is so bogged down at this point that it's kind of molded to his shape, so it's probably quite comfy.
He just did a 🤘 in his sleep. If only we could see what the boy dreams of.
He's rockin' out with Ozzy in dreamworld.
It's so cute, it's like when dogs run in their sleep.
 
>knock knock
Edit: This is the troles smelling blood in the water. There'll probably be a deluge of deliveries today.
 
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He just did a 🤘 in his sleep. If only we could see what the boy dreams of.

All the meats.
All the cheeses.

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Fucking alogs doordashing disturbing the boy's sleep
Cobra owns their pathetic troll lives

EDIT: I'm a regard, need to do my Cobra homework more thoroughly.

Damn who sends pizza and doesn't pay for it. Faggots, just buy it for the boy.

ENDED THE STREAM! GAWD DAMNIITTTTTTT!

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Fucking troles!! He will smoke you til' you're dead !!!
 
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I guess this is what we can expect from these livestreams now since people rediscovered his trailer address leak. It'll be like streams a month before and during NAL's first visit where it was non-stop food and alcohol deliveries.
He'll just go back to not streaming again. He was finally feeling comfortable with streaming again, we've gotten quite a lot of them this past week, but that's all going to be ruined. These faggots just can't help but tap the glass so they can brag about it in their gay Discord servers.
 
He'll just go back to not streaming again. He was finally feeling comfortable with streaming again, we've gotten quite a lot of them this past week, but that's all going to be ruined. These faggots just can't help but tap the glass so they can brag about it in their gay Discord servers.
We need to evoke the spirit of Bob Chandler and so he can cut discord down.
 
Ugh, I've been enjoying Cobra's mood recently.

Despite all the setbacks with SSI, phone, etc. He was slowly (okay impossibly sluggish even) creeping back into apartment wizard-form again -- showing some wit and humility here and there.

The recent doordashing that woke him from his Hyperboglim Time Chamber, brought out some deep, primordial PTSD from the NAL days or something. He might loop on this for a while. Boy is now paranoid even further against the world.

Truly some fuckery here was at hand, toobs.
 
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Thinking about the A-logs, it feels like as if Scientology's "Fair Game" doctrine have basically been adopted throughout mainstream society.
I dont see many people getting others online to hold the cans and tell them every sexual feeling, thought, and act they've ever done as blackmail a method to remove billions of outer space alien souls clinging to your body to cure their depression....Unless you hang out in way more interesting online spaces than Kiwi, in that case send a PM
 
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