Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[tupac'd futurama fan]

3.5 hour gender relayshuns responce to ShoeOnHead, TWU

And a full bottle of Vodka to help along the way
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Every new "responce" reminds me that he just forgets his entire life every new video he makes. He's like a caterpillar before every new video, and a butterfly after.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cobraisms.
Destroy your husbands vocabulary forever.

Ruining his finances? That's temporary.
Ruining his brain? That's forever.

He loved it, even if he's now been exposed to the cognito hazard, and will forever be haunted by cerebral pelosi.

 

[Slim Boglim]

“Why doesn’t cobra go live anymore?! his content sucks now!” The people who send DoorDash to his door every time he goes live and makes him end the streams

 

[Merlin Manson]

it is worth pointing out that the booze delivery came within 10 minutes of him starting his stream, there is no way that the sender could’ve anticipated that.

To think someone, fan or troll, is sending Josh bags of high proof booze in the middle of the day, the middle of the week, with no guarantee of it being mentioned or seen is absolutely wild to me.

Sorry love, we can’t take the kids to the cinema this weekend… I didn’t budget properly.

 

[somevan712]

Sleep peacefully, boy. He had a hard day. The boy lives the most difficult life imaginable in his own mind.

He fights sickos all day, every day—a true American patriot. He's sacrificed his sex life, drink combos, food hacks, guitars, and even Ozzy to beat them. He's more than earned some rest.

Is he dead? He hasn't moved in a long time. A welfare check may be required...

What's with the sickoposting?

Tooth Pain Coming In Nicely.
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Everything he eats and drinks is filled with sugar. Poor boy is suffering, and there's nothing he can do

 

[Law]

Boy is now paranoid even further against the world.

Normally a stiff drink, a long nap and a snack makes a man feel better.

I dont see many people getting others online to hold the cans and tell them every sexual feeling, thought, and act they've ever done

That's just Bluesky

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Today I was reminded of the time that Warload offered up his pregnant wife to the BOY for carnal pleasure. Our man Josh declined because he didn't want to get her "Double Pregnant".

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He'll just go back to not streaming again. He was finally feeling comfortable with streaming again, we've gotten quite a lot of them this past week, but that's all going to be ruined. These faggots just can't help but tap the glass so they can brag about it in their gay Discord servers.

These people are the herpes of the Cobra community because they're a pain in the ass for everyone involved and they never seem to go away.

 

[pooterino]

And what's WoT even done? Be drunk? Be a loud weirdo? Dude's practically tortured, because he can't help but share how he feels, his location, everything!

Just doing a pure Devil's Advocate argument here but WoT (and our Demon King Jorsh) probably make more money by being internet 'tards than a low-paid "honest laborer" by being obvious tards on the internet. Is that a great sin? No, of course not. But it's 100% antithetical to the #1 old-internet rule of "don't explain who you are, where you are, etc" or in other words, powerleveling. Again, no great sin but Josh thinks he can pull "hot bitches" and actually thinks he was thanked by the president for taking down the Taliban or Al-Qaeda or whatever. Dude is a walking talking example of Dunning-Kruger and other people are going to see that and lash out.

Do I think it's good or even funny that people get together to flashmob WoT while screaming "put the fries in the bag" or harass the bars Jorbsch Smaunders goes to? No, it's dumb. Am I surprised or worried about it? Also no. It's really basic internet shit that these weebs should have been schooled on or their friends/family should have kept them from doing is all. We don't let people with extra chromosomes wander into traffic, either. It's a bigger issue than either of these streamers but moral-fagging about how people should just leave the free-range tards alone is beyond pointless... it's just never going to happen. People suck. People have always sucked. Humans used to punt dwarves and leave sticks in front of blind people to watch them fall over and laugh at the result (google the meaning of "stumbling block.")

People will always suck, up until the day we maybe wipe out all of us with nukes or whatever.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Today I was reminded of the time that Warload offered up his pregnant wife to the BOY for carnal pleasure. Our man Josh declined because he didn't want to get her "Double Pregnant".

Nick Rekieta would have been all over that shit. Cobes may be a lot of things, but at least he has some semblance of morality.

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

leave sticks in front of blind people to watch them fall over and laugh at the result (google the meaning of "stumbling block.")

Of course I look it up and the source is from the kike bible fucking with blind people. They make it so easy to dislike them.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I can no longer follow him in real time with his bizarre sleeping pattern. I get up for the gym and he’s been doing a 7 hour stream and is passed out in his chair.

I wonder what his daily schedule is like? Sleeping, jerking, eating (without washing his hands), drinking, and then repeat?

I’d be super curious to hear what a therapist must think of him and what their strategies are dealing with this kind of boglim.

 

[Jeffy Jefferson]

I’d be super curious to hear what a therapist must think of him and what their strategies are dealing with this kind of boglim.

At this point the therapist requires therapy themselves after attempting to understand the psyche of the Boglim.

 

[Pat Smear]

Today I was reminded of the time that Warload offered up his pregnant wife to the BOY for carnal pleasure. Our man Josh declined because he didn't want to get her "Double Pregnant".

he's offered her up MULTPLE times to Josh

one time comes to mind, it was during the fight and warlord mumbled something about letting Josh pork his wife or ex wife and Josh said "Nah i got bro code dood, I'm not gonna fuck a homies wife" and warlord promptly responded with "Yeah well your still a bitch"

as for the double pregnant thing Josh has no problems if your a drunk pregnant chick, he's got a ciggy for you in fact

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

as for the double pregnant thing Josh has no problems if your a drunk pregnant chick, he's got a ciggy for you in fact

Maybe the drunk girl said she wanted twins. Or triplets if the story is to be believed.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Ok cool cobras, I'm on a road trip, and car rules is that driver gets control of the speakers. So, I used this opportunity to force my husband to listen to Snake Bones 12: Favorite Moments

And he enjoyed it.
Which one do I force him to hear tomorrow?

Josh and the 12 Steps is a good one that isn't visual.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Thinking about the A-logs, it feels like as if Scientology's "Fair Game" doctrine have basically been adopted throughout mainstream society.

That was the real consequence of Project Chanology. An entire generation of internet retards all trained to be Scilons.

 

[somevan712]

he's offered her up MULTPLE times to Josh

one time comes to mind, it was during the fight and warlord mumbled something about letting Josh pork his wife or ex wife and Josh said "Nah i got bro code dood, I'm not gonna fuck a homies wife" and warlord promptly responded with "Yeah well your still a bitch"

as for the double pregnant thing Josh has no problems if your a drunk pregnant chick, he's got a ciggy for you in fact

Sickolord gets more disgusting with every post about him. It's a dark thought, but his sexual degeneracy (swinging / cucking / master and sub / tranny / pregnancy / extremely gay / pressuring his friends) is a straight shot down sicko rd towards kids or animals. He's a poster sicko for weird sex stuff.

 

[bonified retard]

He'll just go back to not streaming again. He was finally feeling comfortable with streaming again, we've gotten quite a lot of them this past week, but that's all going to be ruined.

You're giving the alogs too much credit. He's been streaming this much because his phone is broken. As soon as he gets a new one, he'll be back to grinding cameo offline. Trust and believe.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Sickolord gets more disgusting with every post about him. It's a dark thought, but his sexual degeneracy (swinging / cucking / master and sub / tranny / pregnancy / extremely gay / pressuring his friends) is a straight shot down sicko rd towards kids or animals. He's a poster sicko for weird sex stuff.

Has Warlord made any progress with his "transition" yet? Last I saw him he was smashing some KFC Fried Breasts with Josh. Is he still just a dude with tits, beard and all still or is he making some form of effort to try to pass now?