Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The problem with Cobes hanging out with vets is he's so gullible and could easily be taken advantage of by one. Walts story to my knowledge hasn't been verified and the kind of action movie shit a stolen valor dude would want to emulate (Vietnam sniper hurt by agent orange). So honestly him hanging out with vets is probably not the best idea because next thing you know he's on the hook for a Super Bowl spread.
 
God willing THE BOY will get a hold of this fish and make a dank sashimi food hack, then leave it on the counter for 2 days before eating

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Walts story to my knowledge hasn't been verified and the kind of action movie shit a stolen valor dude would want to emulate (Vietnam sniper hurt by agent orange).
Agent Orange is highly contagious, trole. Many vets contracted it during their service.
 
If Walt was exposed to Agent Orange then LN would have a VERY high chance of childhood cancer or severe deformities. My uncle was actually exposed to it and his daughter died very young.
That's why LN's skin is so pale and her hair is jet-black, trole. It's a very serious condition that's side effects from Agent Orange. Get buh-locked.
 
3 things from the recent stream:

1: I'm happy Josh still thinks there's something after death and that he's reincarnated from famous people, you would think his outlook would be more nihilistic with his depression and extreme alcoholism

2: he still has and uses a ps3 as his only gaming system because he has a "minimalist" mindset and only plays gta 5

3: he's considering getting a sex doll again
 
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I'm sorry I think the truth is he is the complete opposite of 'the only opinion that matter is his own". I honestly can not tell if it was sarcasm becuase its such a crazy thing to say.

Nearly everything he does is to cultivate what he thinks is a cool guy image. He drinks alcohol and clearly doesn't like the taste. Eats spicy foods to prove how tough he is. Makes up stories about smelling good, fan girls wanting him, and his magic working to get revenge on trolls. Brags about a 'alcohol and drug tolerance' . He gets angry when people say dumb shit like he needs permission to go live because he doesn't want to look like depends on clint. Same reason toddler pisses him off, or he hid the camera in the corner when got evicted to hide he was in clints basement. Hell, when he gets some money he likes to buy all his straphangers free pizza or KFC to make himself look like a 'big man'.

He's actually retarded so the whole 'he doesn't care' is really he isn't picking up on shit. Whenever someone directly says something negative he shuts off. Like when Homefelon Ian asked why the fuck he was talking about kids and sickos. He can't pick up cues that it's fucked up but when someone tells him direct he gets its not a good subject. He literally split that hair dye all over himself and went into work thinking they would be fine with it -- not that he said fuck it, I recongize this isn't acceptable and i'm going anyway. Him advertising his porn habit and jerking it on discord are about only maybe not give a fuck -- but I think that is more weird fucking fetish terrority.

I love cobes but he is literally ruled by people's opinion of him. I think he has different ideas of what is important but what he does has led him to this weird goth bad boy lifestyle.
 
"He drinks alcohol and clearly doesn't like the taste"
I'm really late to this and I don't know how to quote specific bits, but people don't drink alcohol for the taste. Some people say they do and they are mental gymnasts/fags or pavlovs dogs. Cobes drinks alcohol because it makes him feel good. he did a drink combo where he mixed like 8 different nips with some beer and a fruity goth wine, and killed the glass. He'd drink everclear mixed with water if that was his only option
 
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