Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hard R]

these are warl-THESE ARE SASHA'S messages to bitesize

 

[ASeabear8952]

If theres one thing those reddits did right it was the artwork. As the fags piled in it slowly faded to nothingness but god I love me some fucking weirdos who draw Cobra.

The old Reddit was also just great for reposting clips in general. And the memes.

 

[Jobama]

New limited edition Exhumed X Deathbed Tapes Memphis Hiphop King Cobra shirt.

 

[Nigger Cattle]

Hate double posting BUUUUUUUT. One of the worst things Clunt ever did to the boy is reinforce his incredible gullibility as "generosity". You could tell him it's written on the ceiling and he'd stank face stare up looking for it. "Praise cobra's magic" the "fangirls" all of Scotty's catfishing, the list goes on.
Harking back to the early days of the first apartment, he was being taken advantage of by every bum and dreg of Casper WY mooching off him and turning his one bedroom box into a flop house with half a dozen homeless junkies crashing there to the point where it put him in danger of eviction. How did Clint spin it? "Oh he's such a great guy he's so giving and charitable!"
Who can say for sure if it's Clint's cope that got passed down from nips to bog, Lord knows if you try telling the boy something he'll do the opposite out of spite. But daddy dearest really set the boy up for failure by not only giving him zero defense against being taken advantage of, but actively teaching him that it's a good thing to be "generous" and used like that.

How can you teach Cobra that kind of shit when he's autistic as fuck and doesn't understand social cues? I don't know, i think Clint cut his losses with Josh and is more concerned about his daughters. Josh is a lost cause, there will never be a wake up call to make him stop drinking/doing drugs and make him go back to school or work a 9 to 5, i don't think he even has enough brainpower to pass a high school test even if you gave him the answers in advance.
I can't watch Cobra anymore because it's so boring and sad, it's almost (or exactly) like watching a 35 year old cancer patient on end-of-life care.

 

[NoosJunki]

How can you teach Cobra that kind of shit when he's autistic as fuck and doesn't understand social cues? I don't know, i think Clint cut his losses with Josh and is more concerned about his daughters. Josh is a lost cause, there will never be a wake up call to make him stop drinking/doing drugs and make him go back to school or work a 9 to 5, i don't think he even has enough brainpower to pass a high school test even if you gave him the answers in advance.
I can't watch Cobra anymore because it's so boring and sad, it's almost (or exactly) like watching a 35 year old cancer patient on end-of-life care.

Hopefully Cobra serves as an object lesson for one of the most important lessons in life and that is to not impregnate a mentally retarded woman, no matter how sexy she looks after a few drinks

 

[Retreaded Tire]

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these are warl-THESE ARE SASHA'S messages to bitesize

Are the chickens his loose leaky anus?


Maybe you guys can give me the background on this:
I remember on an episode of Snakebones they were showing texts from Warload. It was like "if you give me 50 bucks I'll give you exclusive content on my channel". There's no answer then a few minutes later he sends "how would you like to pound my tight little ass?"

Who is he talking to there?

 

[NoosJunki]

Maybe you guys can give me the background on this:
I remember on an episode of Snakebones they were showing texts from Warload. It was like "if you give me 50 bucks I'll give you exclusive content on my channel". There's no answer then a few minutes later he sends "how would you like to pound my tight little ass?"

Who is he talking to there?

Is there anyone in this godforsaken town who has a healthy, well-adjusted sexuality

Edit: Hang on, wasn't this also the town where Jeffree Starr ended up? Was this entire Wyoming town just settled by people who REALLY got into watching Brokeback Mountain or something?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Who is he talking to there?

It was from Bitesize's livestream today.

There was also a photo of him in women's DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS which is so zoomed in and heavily censored that it isn't worth posting here.

In addition, he's sent Bitesize a nail varnish reveal, a shirtless glamour shot, his snotty nostrils and both sides of a venmo card that are too blurry to be legible.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Are the chickens his loose leaky anus?


Maybe you guys can give me the background on this:
I remember on an episode of Snakebones they were showing texts from Warload. It was like "if you give me 50 bucks I'll give you exclusive content on my channel". There's no answer then a few minutes later he sends "how would you like to pound my tight little ass?"

Who is he talking to there?

I want to say that text from Warmload was to either Seizure himself or the cohost of the specific episode. I recently rewatched all of Snake Bones but I cannot remember the specific episode in question, so unless you're willing to wait for me to re-rewatch the podcast and the live streams Seizure has made or the man himself remembers and sees this, I'm afraid I have to disappoint you with a definitive answer.
Edit: found it.

The text in question may have been leaked from someone who pozloaded my neghole and got into Warmload's DMs.