Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Does anyone have the videos of Cobes smoking weed he accidently set to public on his YouTube channel? This was last year I think.
 
chimpSculpture_ said:
Does anyone have the videos of Cobes smoking weed he accidently set to public on his YouTube channel? This was last year I think.
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I archived them right when he uploaded them. There are eight videos. I'll upload five of them for now, as the rest will have to be compressed to smaller files. And I bet there are others who have it saved, too.




 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Does anyone have the videos of Cobes smoking weed he accidently set to public on his YouTube channel? This was last year I think.
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EDIT
Finally was able to downloadd this one and I don't know why it wasn't working before:
Start:
Doing a rant while his ribs cook. He’s going to watch a Blaire White video about MAPS. Starts the video for 2 seconds and says that you don’t get to have pronouns if you’re a sick fuck. Back to the video.
2:05:
Says there are people trying to make kid touching a sexuality and it pisses Kobes off. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he’ll piss on their flag. Back to the video.
3:38:
Pedos are gross. Back to the video. Says to drink with him because pedos suck and he needs a beer. How did we go from Caitlyn Jenner to this? Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Satanic rules of the earth. Arguing with chat. Back to the video.
7:20:
Kobes is pissed pedos are trying to latch onto the LGBT movement. Shout out to Blaire. Kobes supports trannys. Fuck sickos YouTube. Forbidden four. Pedo rant.
11:25:
Back to the video. Preach it Blaire. Talks about his ribs. Vegans are double murderers. Back to the video.
14:11:
Kobes thinks Blaire is hot for a tranny Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his ribs. Back to the video.
16:00:
Kobes met people who were molested as kids and people that are molested grow up to have mental problems. Children are innocent, they will believe you if you tell them that God makes rainbows. Kobes hates children but he is patient with them. Back to the video. He doesn’t really say much, just parroting what Blaire says and yelling no shit.
35:30:
When the video ends he says Blaire White you’re fabulous thank you for posting that.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
you got an example of the pills thing?
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He chills with Ellens's pillhead parents a lot lately since his sex box broke. Rumors are he trades pills. Cause why would he wanna be on uppers drinking all day. In countless videos lately you can tell he is far beyond drunk, nodding out, scratching his face, just you can tell he is on oxys or sum shit.
 
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Livestream on the cellphone, basically "Video response" to Sydney Watson. He door dashed beer but drank it all I think. Someone was in the room with him during the video. Edit: Dave came over and was seen on camera.

 
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He chills with Ellens's pillhead parents a lot lately since his sex box broke. Rumors are he trades pills. Cause why would he wanna be on uppers drinking all day. In countless videos lately you can tell he is far beyond drunk, nodding out, scratching his face, just you can tell he is on oxys or sum shit.
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Wait so does Josh still get prescriptions for stimulant ADHD medication?

Cobes trading his adderall prescription for oxy would make a lot of sense.

If it's not that then he's 100% on Kratom imo.
 
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Alabastr_Dragonoid said:
When I watch his videos I think, he's just doing a drinking vid, not all of his content is like this. Thinking that makes it fun/funny. But, all his content is him sloppy. I'm sad for cobies.
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I would encourage you not to feel too bad for him. This is completely his doing and absolutely no one has forced him to live this way.
 
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I don't post in this thread so I apologize in advance if this is unwanted information. I figured Courtney is sort of part of the cobraverse so people might be interested.

I noticed Courtney had been sending in superchats to both Foodie Beauty and her on-again-off-again (ex)boyfriend, Nader. (You can check out her thread here, if you don't know who I'm talking about already)
These are just a few of them, but she's sent multiple. I didn't pay too much attention to them, so I don't have most of them.
To FB
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To Nader
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She ended up joining a FB centered discord that I'm in. I didn't really pay it much mind, buuuuuuut today she dropped some random dudes nudes in main chat with no spoilers :cryblood:
(Context: The chat was talking about unsolicited dick pics, and someone sent one, and she sent these)
She added the red marks to censor his face, but I censored the rest.
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Again, sorry if this is irrelevant, but I just thought it should be archived.

Also bonus crossover info, SpookyGirl became a paid member of FB channel, and was banned from Nader's channel.

edit: Forgot this one. Cobes definitely wants her of age yabbos.
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mommy said:
I don't post in this thread so I apologize in advance if this is unwanted information. I figured Courtney is sort of part of the cobraverse so people might be interested.

I noticed Courtney had been sending in superchats to both Foodie Beauty and her on-again-off-again (ex)boyfriend, Nader. (You can check out her thread here, if you don't know who I'm talking about already)
These are just a few of them, but she's sent multiple. I didn't pay too much attention to them, so I don't have most of them.
To FB
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To Nader
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She ended up joining a FB centered discord that I'm in. I didn't really pay it much mind, buuuuuuut today she dropped some random dudes nudes in main chat with no spoilers :cryblood:
(Context: The chat was talking about unsolicited dick pics, and someone sent one, and she sent these)
She added the red marks to censor his face, but I censored the rest.
View attachment 2806376

Again, sorry if this is irrelevant, but I just thought it should be archived.

Also bonus crossover info, SpookyGirl became a paid member of FB channel, and was banned from Nader's channel.

edit: Forgot this one. Cobes definitely wants her of age yabbos.
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Courtney, nobody wants to fuck you.
 
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SnusBurns said:
Livestream on the cellphone, basically "Video response" to Sydney Watson. He door dashed beer but drank it all I think. Someone was in the room with him during the video. Edit: Dave came over and was seen on camera.

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He ordered Bud Light on Door Dash earlier. Going to do a video response to a rage bait Sydney Watson video about math being racist. Puts on the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video.
3:32:
Reads what’s written on the screen. Society is stupid because not eating bugs doesn’t make you a racist. Reads chat. Back to the video.
7:12:
Shills his PayPal for beer money. Reads chat. He ordered Bud Light Platinum earlier and drank it all. You don’t have to donate but donations are greatly appreciated. Back to the video. He’s answering questions from chat while the video plays in the background. Seems like he’s in a bad mood. He’s been making wands.
16:35:
Shills his PayPal again. Back to the video. Answering questions from chat. He’s sulking.
25:50:
Tries to do a Danny Filth shriek but can’t get it going. Answering questions from chat.
31:15:
KingSoapraJFS! Answering questions from chat.
35:20:
Not everyone learns the same way YouTube. Danny Filth shriek. Shills Tactical Soap. Booze is a want. Shills his PayPal for booze money. Answers questions from chat.
41:19:
Talks about his fight with Warlord. Says he might eventually buy him a new phone. Answering questions from chat.
52:00:
Eats some of the spicy ramen he received in a care package. Back to talking about how kids learn differently. Benefits of eating spicy food. Kobes can use the word retarded because he is one. Back to the video for 2 seconds. More ramen. How to eat spicy food. Math is racist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Everything can’t be racist. Back to the video.
56:10:
Kobes is sick and tired of people race baiting. Talks about people accusing Sharon Osbourne of being racist.
1:00:10:
Being smart is not discriminative. There are stupid motherfuckers in every race. Back to the video for two seconds. Talks about the spicy noodles. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Math isn’t racist. Hallucinating on spicy food with Homeboy Scotty. Back to race relations.
1:07:00:
His neighbour (?) comes in. Back to the video.
1:09:00:
Kobes blows up a balloon and makes fart noises with it. Back to the video. Race relations. Back to the video. Race relations. Ends the stream once the video is over.
 
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I like how Cobes doesn't just straight up hate mongooses, which would be funny enough on its own, but expected and rather one-note. Instead, he (begrudgingly) tolerates them, because without external pressures from predators his beloved cobras would overpopulate, exceed carrying capacity, experience population collapse and die out. It's the little things, the layers of idiosyncrasies, that make him such a great lolcow.
Maybe Clint taught him about cobras in an attempt to instill some sort of environmentalism? One thing's for sure: This sexy goth ecologist sure smells good.
 
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I like how Cobes doesn't just straight up hate mongooses, which would be funny enough on its own, but expected and rather one-note. Instead, he (begrudgingly) tolerates them, because without external pressures from predators his beloved cobras would overpopulate, exceed carrying capacity, experience population collapse and die out. It's the little things, the layers of idiosyncrasies, that make him such a great lolcow.
Maybe Clint taught him about cobras in an attempt to instill some sort of environmentalism? One thing's for sure: This sexy goth ecologist sure smells good.
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i fucking laughed at this. Jesus this is the funniest shit in a few weeks.
 
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Terrorist said:
I like how Cobes doesn't just straight up hate mongooses, which would be funny enough on its own, but expected and rather one-note. Instead, he (begrudgingly) tolerates them, because without external pressures from predators his beloved cobras would overpopulate, exceed carrying capacity, experience population collapse and die out. It's the little things, the layers of idiosyncrasies, that make him such a great lolcow.
Maybe Clint taught him about cobras in an attempt to instill some sort of environmentalism? One thing's for sure: This sexy goth ecologist sure smells good.
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The sexy goth ecofascist TWU

Thanks to @Orange Rhymer for bringing this guy to my attention in the guitar thread. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
 
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