Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The king posts to Facebook to explain his absence.
 
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Based on my knowledge of CobraLore, I am quite impressed how long this particular cellular device has lasted.
I believe he legit had a spare cable, but didn't think about it until whatever hijinks ensued that "broke" the current charger (lol)

Very excited for SmugJosh to make an appearance when he is gifted a new computer , on a computer camera , in his chair, all like "Ha, look at that trolls, I TOLD you I got a new computer". Yes, thanks Josh.
 
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What a smug piece of shit. Normally nothing cobra does gets me frustrated, but him wine sniffing and talking about "hints of cheesecake and red velvety goodness" makes me want to knock that wine goblet into his face. I don't even like wine, but him acting like he does is insufferable.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
Based on my knowledge of CobraLore, I am quite impressed how long this particular cellular device has lasted.
I believe he legit had a spare cable, but didn't think about it until whatever hijinks ensued that "broke" the current charger (lol)

Very excited for SmugJosh to make an appearance when he is gifted a new computer , on a computer camera , in his chair, all like "Ha, look at that trolls, I TOLD you I got a new computer". Yes, thanks Josh.
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I just wanna say dude, I can't stop laughing at your username.

That's whats up.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
What a smug piece of shit. Normally nothing cobra does gets me frustrated, but him wine sniffing and talking about "hints of cheesecake and red velvety goodness" makes me want to knock that wine goblet into his face. I don't even like wine, but him acting like he does is insufferable.
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I like that he says such nonsense with confidence. Cheesecake wine, lets mix it with some Bud Light platinum really brings out the red velvety goodness. Bone apple teeth
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
It is, I've sadly seen that attitude a few times in my life and drinkers like Cobes it gets to a point where they only get happy when there is booze around.
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It's not happiness, so much as relief. The drinker is relieved to know where his next couple nips are coming from.

Alcoholics eventually reach a point where there is no longer any pleasure, or even escape, in alcohol. They drink to keep the DTs away. If Cobes isn't there yet, it's only a matter of time.
 
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new video and some trash is talking in the background and I have no clue who it is
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He's at Ellen's parents house. It sounds like there's more than two people, but Walt always has the tv volume cranked up so who knows. I wish the audio wasn't so jacked up, because it sounds like Angie is saying "He's already had 3 or 4" then moments later Walter says "He can't go back there, he's got issues with them."
 
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An automatic clown said:
He sent a semi famous incel streamer named Eggy a wand.

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Is it real? I can't imagine he knows who that is. His handwriting can't be that bad. If it is from him the guy must've brought it, I don't think Cobes could afford sending out a free wand lol.
 
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