Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

chimpSculpture_ said:
Is it real? I can't imagine he knows who that is. His handwriting can't be that bad. If it is from him the guy must've brought it, I don't think Cobes could afford sending out a free wand lol.
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Fringe still on the left side of the paper? Check
God awful slanting writing regardless of having STRAIGHT LINES to help? Check
Signature that is half letters and half symbols? Check

I'm gonna vote that this is real, but that guy HAD to have bought it. Highly doubtful Boggo would send anyone anything for free.

Lesbian Sleepover said:
Based on my knowledge of CobraLore, I am quite impressed how long this particular cellular device has lasted.
I believe he legit had a spare cable, but didn't think about it until whatever hijinks ensued that "broke" the current charger (lol)

Very excited for SmugJosh to make an appearance when he is gifted a new computer , on a computer camera , in his chair, all like "Ha, look at that trolls, I TOLD you I got a new computer". Yes, thanks Josh.
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Are you truly ready to see him and the lair in a resolution higher than 480p?
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Is it real? I can't imagine he knows who that is. His handwriting can't be that bad. If it is from him the guy must've brought it, I don't think Cobes could afford sending out a free wand lol.
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Someone sent him a care package and said their friend killed themselves so cobes promised to send him a wand. Maybe this guy is the “fan”?
 
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Celestia's Little Helper said:
Someone sent him a care package and said their friend killed themselves so cobes promised to send him a wand. Maybe this guy is the “fan”?
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Nah, the note says "don't get down about YT taken down Your Channle" so it wasn't suicide related. Last I saw eggy was aware of jord so he might've bought it, although it could also have been a fan of his that ordered it for him
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
live and getting drunk

my god, I can’t stop listening to this lol
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That drink looks awful and shows just how much of a alcoholic he's became, I've only see that when people where more concerned with the volume of the alcohol they have on hand not the flavour.

I'm trying to archive the video but I'm having troubles getting it.
 
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VeronicaDunham said:
Oh lawdy we going to have a good one coming soon now that Critical covered him briefly. I'm waiting for the next stream for him to be super arrogant now that a popular YouTuber has checked him out.
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I'm worried that too many people will get into him and it will be a CWC situation. All these new people finding out about Cobes from some YouTuber and wanting to be the next big troll so they swat him again or worse. The Cobraverse is a small and unique community that has unironically made me laugh and relax in these stressful times. Now we have to worry about some zoomers shitting it up FR FR no cap. Circle of protection on the Cobraverse.
 
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Metal_Heavy19 said:
I'm worried that too many people will get into him and it will be a CWC situation. All these new people finding out about Cobes from some YouTuber and wanting to be the next big troll so they swat him again or worse. The Cobraverse is a small and unique community that has unironically made me laugh and relax in these stressful times. Now we have to worry about some zoomers shitting it up FR FR no cap. Circle of protection on the Cobraverse.
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don't worry, even if there is a retard influx they'll get bored soon enough
 
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Metal_Heavy19 said:
I'm worried that too many people will get into him and it will be a CWC situation. All these new people finding out about Cobes from some YouTuber and wanting to be the next big troll so they swat him again or worse. The Cobraverse is a small and unique community that has unironically made me laugh and relax in these stressful times. Now we have to worry about some zoomers shitting it up FR FR no cap. Circle of protection on the Cobraverse.
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To be honest I'm relatively new to Cobes but when I post in this thread it's only to ask a question or post about something I know about i.e. his tool use or alcoholism.

I hate it when cow's get mainstream attention as it either scares the cow off or gives them a massively inflated ego that ends up fucking up the fun.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I hate it when cow's get mainstream attention as it either scares the cow off or gives them a massively inflated ego that ends up fucking up the fun.
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I hate all the new fags get into a cow and fuck up his/her behavior because the suddenly get a lot of attention. it's like chris chan when normies started to ask for pics of him at a con or buy his shit and think it's outsider artwork.
 
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