Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Jobama]

I was joking about this with my friend but what Josh doesn’t realize is that he’s essentially done what hypebeast brands like Yeezys or Supreme do. By so infrequently selling wands and only listing them at random times he can effectively charge whatever he wants. He could easily makes a thousand dollars a month from selling wands but he's unfortunately too lazy now.

 

[Epikusername4]

Maybe an AI could be trained to read his lips, then the secret of the universe will be revealed.

i think the ai would confuse him for a carp and it would just be carp noises

 

[lebean]

Okay, I know some of us here are not fans of reddit but the new r/mostdefnotwhatsup has great artwork and shitposts.

I've always wondered myself why Cobra looks like he has 6 toes and then someone posted this made me spill my soda:



TWU.

 

[Candover]

i think the ai would confuse him for a carp and it would just be carp noises

Josh is the missing link between humans understanding fish language and communicating with the untold horrors that lurk in the ocean depths. TWU

 

[Detective Carey]

I've been rewatching The Osbournes and noticed that Ozzy had something in common with Josh
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Cops should just carry a few different styles of can openers and some cans as the field sobriety test.

 

[lebean]

Josh is the missing link between humans understanding fish language and communicating with the untold horrors that lurk in the ocean depths. TWU

Ah, you mean the untold horrors of the obscure, the arcane, the unknoWable?

HRRRRRNNNNNNG. . .

UWAAAAAAAAAAH. .

. . NYEEEEEHHHHHH

HYYYAAAAAAAAAA. .

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Damn, still can't believe this is actually Cobra's one and only lucrative side hustle. 109 reviews at 5 out of 5, even if fake or trolling, he's had almost 500 purchases over the years.

The infamy is there to want to buy anything he puts out. Too bad at this stage he can only sell what artifacts he already has made whenever he blows all his money on Albertson's deli sandwiches and Little Squeezers.

Even Papa Clunt gave up on working with his son trying to crank out those wands like a Chinese sweat shop.

Boy has no work efficacy or desire no longer to do hard labor. All he has to do is go live and end the stream prematurely when he gets those deliveries and donations.

TMDNWU.

A finely crafted fusion of the old style wands and the newer lathed ones, complete with your choice between a gemstone or a shotgun shell for the pommel. Warning: can not be used against its wandmaker, according to Cobratin's rules of magic.

BOY's gonna be drinking good once that Etsy money comes in. It truly amazes me that once a cow "sells out" and reaches a critical mass of internet infamy, they can get away with charging absolutely ludicrous prices for their merchandise.

 

[grand larsony]

The lesson I'm learning from Cobra Craft Juans is that it doesn't matter what you're selling. It can be the dumbest thing anyone's ever heard of and you can shit it out in 5 minutes (or 3 hours if you have Boglim-brain). As long as you can get it in front of enough people, you'll find buyers, because there's always a bigger dent head out there

 

[Epikusername4]

The lesson I'm learning from Cobra Craft Juans is that it doesn't matter what you're selling. It can be the dumbest thing anyone's ever heard of and you can shit it out in 5 minutes (or 3 hours if you have Boglim-brain). As long as you can get it in front of enough people, you'll find buyers, because there's always a bigger dent head out there

because of cobes i carved out my own wand. its really not hard and you can do it listening to music or whatever. he should make more wands but we know we won't

 

[Pat Smear]

Wands already sold.

Don't wanna sound like a faggot BUTTTT the thought of Josh doing something to earn money (even if it is just painting shitty lil sticks) does make me happy.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Wands already sold.

Don't wanna sound like a faggot BUTTTT the thought of Josh doing something to earn money (even if it is just painting shitty lil sticks) does make me happy.

even when the money in question is spent on another nail in his coffin?

 

[anliteralidiot]

even when the money in question is spent on another nail in his coffin?

He's at least doing something..it's better than doing nothing for the money, no matter what it's spent on.

 

[bookers]

oh my god him sucking on the lids of the garlic butter dip cups is so fucking vile lmao

says lil caesars is great if youre on a budget.
2 seconds later says these are the buffalo wings from........ uhhhhh oh yeah, lil caesars

slurping and fingering the dip cups
ahhh its so vile lmao

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Wands already sold.

Don't wanna sound like a faggot BUTTTT the thought of Josh doing something to earn money (even if it is just painting shitty lil sticks) does make me happy.

Imagine if he realized he could make way more than $666 every quarter if he did limited production wand drops. His bog brain is way too deep frted to recognize that pattern though.

 

[Epikusername4]

if he sold each wand at once he probably would've doubled his profits honestly

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

2 seconds later says these are the buffalo wings from........ uhhhhh oh yeah, lil caesars

There is a part in the Little Squeezers video where he completely forgets and says he ordered the wings from Dominos. I can try to find it.

 

[Pat Smear]

even when the money in question is spent on another nail in his coffin?

We can't control how he spends it regardless, it's the same thing as giving a homeless man money

I believe it's completely asinine to give the guy money and would pray no one here is retarded enough to do so, but yes I would rather Josh paint shit sticks for cash rather than drink and listen to AI music.

 

[Eventide]

I was joking about this with my friend but what Josh doesn’t realize is that he’s essentially done what hypebeast brands like Yeezys or Supreme do.

If Cobes' wands are like hypebeast merch, does that mean there will eventually be a thriving underground industry of knockoff wands sold on Aliexpress & TikTok Shop? Are other lolcows gonna follow the leader & start their own line of handmade magic items? Like Brendan Schaub wizard hats?