Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Choosing to sell his own personal wands (and ones he often carries) is MDNWU. That shows a deep underlying sense of desperation. Losing interests in hobbies is also a sign of mental decline. I know I’m just stating the obvious here, but…

When is the last time he actually used the lathe?
i dont think he even has it anymore but i might be wrong
 
Choosing to sell his own personal wands (and ones he often carries) is MDNWU. That shows a deep underlying sense of desperation. Losing interests in hobbies is also a sign of mental decline. I know I’m just stating the obvious here, but…

When is the last time he actually used the lathe?
Lathe broke down before the second eviction. Not sure exactly when it broke but it's mentioned a couple of times in older Snake Bones episodes so maybe 2022-23ish.
 
Choosing to sell his own personal wands (and ones he often carries) is MDNWU. That shows a deep underlying sense of desperation. Losing interests in hobbies is also a sign of mental decline. I know I’m just stating the obvious here, but…

When is the last time he actually used the lathe?
Its okay he just realized that the most powerful spell a wand can cast is to turn itself into $222 (booze money).
 
if josh wanted to make serious money of youtube he easily could.
- streaming far more often
- streaming more than just gender relayshun rants like making food hacks, gaming, ride bike etc etc
- teaming up with darf to make more and better quality wands
- collaborating with more youtubers
- stop watching terrence pop

anyway that were some ideas i had for him to make more money
 
if josh wanted to make serious money of youtube he easily could.
- streaming far more often
- streaming more than just gender relayshun rants like making food hacks, gaming, ride bike etc etc
- teaming up with darf to make more and better quality wands
- collaborating with more youtubers
- stop watching terrence pop

anyway that were some ideas i had for him to make more money

Yes, out there in the infinite verse, there is a King Normal JFS with perfect teeth, a Goth wife, a degree from University of Wyoming, and a fulfilling, and productive, bogfree life.

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One can always imagine.
 
if josh wanted to make serious money of youtube he easily could.
- streaming far more often
- streaming more than just gender relayshun rants like making food hacks, gaming, ride bike etc etc
- teaming up with darf to make more and better quality wands
- collaborating with more youtubers
- stop watching terrence pop

anyway that were some ideas i had for him to make more money

Gotta find a way to motivate lard ass in order to get him to even think about it.
 
He could just turn on Donate to Talk Shit and stream on another platform. Interacting with the 'fans' would generate serious cash but he is too thin skinned for that now.
Being thin skinned was definitely a factor, but i think the biggest issue with him doing dtts was how easy it was to get charge backs. He was basically giving trolls a platform to make fun of him for free. And I think in some cases, he was actually having to pay overdraft fees to cover refunds, because he's retarded and immediately withdraws whatever money he gets as soon as it's donated. I don't blame him for getting rid of dtts. He probably wasn't making much after charge backs anyways, and whatever big donos he got were probably from people that would've just paypal'd him anyways.
 
He has enough ‘fans’ that the money coming in would be much more than charge-backs. Only concern is if Larson-esque alogs decide to play and drop decent amounts to chargeback. Him getting $500 on a drop would provide content but would fuck him over when charge back came. God knows what he would spend it on except more booze and Doordash.

I think the bell was the last non-edible item he bought that he showed us
 
Yeah the chargebacks and Cobras constant refusal to take the proper path to fixing shit is why he doesn't have DTTS on. He refused to fix "gmil" on his email for either etsy or youtube and that just resulted in more chargebacks.
Every single logical, correct way to fix his issues is the most difficult thing for him to do. ODD or otherwise. Same goes for Clunt, there are so many ways to fix the boy's problems but both of them refuse to accept those options.

I'm just genuinely shocked he still has paypigs. Not gonna act all high and mighty because I watch Cobes too, I just fail to understand the appeal of buying him booze and watch him slowly rot away because of my purchase for him.
 
I just fail to understand the appeal of buying him booze and watch him slowly rot away because of my purchase for him
People either want to please him, or more likely (IMO) they're sickos who enjoy watching an autistic retard slowly kill himself for some dumbass reason.

I really wish he would make fan unboxing videos again. He gets sent really cool stuff and when he got pranked it was usually funny as hell. Was hopeful when made a few videos unboxing fan mail a while back but that didn't last long.
 
I'm just genuinely shocked he still has paypigs. Not gonna act all high and mighty because I watch Cobes too, I just fail to understand the appeal of buying him booze and watch him slowly rot away because of my purchase for him.
I'm sure there are a few reasons. Cobra can be funny and entertaining without alcohol, just like he used to be when he had a lot more genuine of a following. If he didn't have such a problem with booze I honestly would end up throwing a couple bucks his way every now and then, just like I do with a lot of the smaller creators I watch. But I don't since he'd just drink it. When he is at his worst in all sorts of ways, it's often because there's booze in his system. For some paypigs it's probably egging that on. For others, they could be sorry for him and make themselves feel better placating an obviously suffering addict. And the rest probably find him plainly entertaining the way he is now.
 
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