Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Not a single post has been made by a new normie in this thread yet but ten have been made complaining about them. Null did a stream a few months ago introducing him to the MATI audience and some of them don’t even have accounts on the forum. Just enjoy the fact that other people are enjoying Cobes content. I hope they all request wands and Cobes becomes a real life trash Olivander.
Well i can safely say im a normie. Discovered him like 2-3 years ago when danknet made a video but didnt get into him until like a couple of months ago. and even now i pop in every now and again checking whats happend
 
Yeah people sperging about newfag involvement? This nonsense is why we're spergin'.
For some reason, Cobes has been on the ip2 network for a while now, and he's talked with goocheese and been on ip2 podcasts. But I don't think he will go for doing the rv trip, you could tell he didnt quite understand what she meant by out of town.
 
I kind of only just discovered Kingcobra but can someone tell me why he only drinks tiny 50ml bottles of alcohol? Like I get he's retarded but what's his deal
If you've ever been to a shitty gas station in America, you'll notice a lot of poor alcohol abusers buy the little shooter bottles. At least I see drunks buying them all the time.
 
The problem with the normie audience is not that they'll shit up the thread (they don't even know this site exists) but that they don't keep their hands inside the short bus. Critical's audience are literal children, best case scenario a bunch of 12yo spergs flood cobra's chat for a week, worst case scenario some of them start trying to mess with him. Look at what happened with terry davis when metokur did his spotlight, or literally any other internet weirdo that got exhibited to a big youtube audience.
 
This would be terrible for Cobra. But I do not believe he would even step out of his apartment, let alone get on the RV with these people.
I hope he doesn't get the impression that Goo would fuck him, because then he might actually do something stupid. Fingers crossed they just move on. IP2 shouldn't corrupt our boy.
He might be still pissed off at everyone involved in IP2 for spreading rumours that he was doing drugs from when someone edited the screen shot of him holding the bag of tobacco in his last stream with them. People have been trying to set up Goocheese and Kobes since before then but I don't think she's up to his of age goth GF standards
 
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Love his thumbnails.
 
I can tell he smells good just from the pic.

Little shooter bottles are definitely a thing for poor alkies. Between a steel reserve and a lil shooter you can stave off the DTs with pocket change.
As a recovering alcoholic, can confirm. Although only a fool would go for shooters instead of the $3.50 pint of (may Allah forgive me for even uttering it) Popov.
I really wish Josh would get sober from the booze. I remember acting like a mutant just like him and it's such a shitty cycle.
If you're already dumb addiction is going to really do a number on you
 
As a recovering alcoholic, can confirm. Although only a fool would go for shooters instead of the $3.50 pint of (may Allah forgive me for even uttering it) Popov.
I really wish Josh would get sober from the booze. I remember acting like a mutant just like him and it's such a shitty cycle.
If you're already dumb addiction is going to really do a number on you

Snap I've seen pictures and video's of myself when I was like that and it's not pretty. But people like Josh it does a number on them when they are already vulnerable mentally it makes problems they have worse and adds new ones into the mix and he's been spreading outside of just Booze as well so it's going to fuck him up more.
 
Snap I've seen pictures and video's of myself when I was like that and it's not pretty. But people like Josh it does a number on them when they are already vulnerable mentally it makes problems they have worse and adds new ones into the mix and he's been spreading outside of just Booze as well so it's going to fuck him up more.
The K2 phase was really bad. He's definitely been on speed a few times. It's sad that the coolest thing he's done in a long time was beat up a pre beaten Twink. Get better Cobes.
 
I'll get to the Chillin stream when I get a chance but here's Kobes' latest streams:
Start:
Doing a drink combination. Sydney Watson got yelled at by Jack Murphy and Kobes is here to defend her. Starts the video. Drinking Bud Light Platinum.
3:21:
Chicks should build each other up. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you don’t want people to comment on it keep it to yourself. Back to the video. He’s just parroting what Sydney says.
5:20:
Calls Jack Murphy a bald headed prick. Back to the video.
6:44:
He’s only having one beer. If you don’t want people commenting on things then don’t put it on the internet. Plug sin his phone. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about stuff you put on the internet coming back to bite you in the ass. Back to the video. He says nothing for a long time.
14:25:
Says he’s not going to watch the whole thing and shills that star wars girl’s channel. Ends with Keep it professional.
Short video. Merry Christmas YouTube. Makes a fart/ pronoun joke. Mountain Dew and Bud Light Platinum drink combination. Repeats his joke.
Start:
Leave JK Rowling alone you hypocrites! Drinking Bud Light Platinum. Tranny rant.
1:15:
Points his wand at the screen and says fuck you leave JK Rowling alone. You don’t have the right to cyber stalk her in real life. JK Rowling isn’t showing up to peoples houses with her books yelling at them.
3:00:
Broke the cable for his PS3 yesterday. Tranny rant.
7:20:
Realises he is having a leave Britney alone moment. Back to ranting about trannys.
9:45:
Showing up to people’s houses is called cyberstalking my dude.
12:20:
Merry Christmas, Happy Easternoth, Happy KHanukhah.
15:00:
Finishes his drink. Stop the hate lets all get along. Shows off his Harry Potter shirt. Tranny rant again. Shout out to Blaire White.
Short stream. Making more wands for his Etsy. He watched the rest of Blaire White’s video and now he’s ranting about trannys. Says he might hang out with Goocheese when she comes to Casper. Back to tranny rant. If you don’t side with JK Rowing on this issue you support rape.

'If you don’t side with JK Rowing on this issue you support rape' What a way to end a stream. :story:
 
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