🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I made a temp account just to post this. There's not much I could say that hasn't been said already but I do want to say a few things:

1: Fuck sickos.
2: Fuck the trolls.
3: Fuck rape.
4: Fuck suicide.
5: Hail satan.

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This drink combo uses every skull-shaped alcohol I had, a dark British beer, and some green hard liquor. It's black and green and British. It tastes awful - by which I mean it's not half bad. Truly gothic and simply exsquisid.

RIP Cobra. You mattered. I hope you and Ozzy are chillin' in Hell with the King of Darkness himself.
 
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What's the appropriate amount of time for the food hack to cool when a cool cobra is in mourning? Drink combos and snipes helping me pass time with ozzy blaring.
 
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Still can't believe this despite how obvious how soon this day was to come, Rest in FUCKING Peace Cobies, you didn't deserve this fate.
 
The worst thing for a father is to survive his children, especially if such a death occured gracelessly like in this case. I pray for your and your familys strength Clint.

Rest in peace Josh.
 
1/3rd Code Red, 1/3rd Baja Cabo Citrus, and 1/3rd Fireball. (aka basically all of the drinks I had readily available in my house)
RIP to a real one
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My stomach sinks everytime I click on the "lolcow" forum section and not see Josh's thread (since it's now in the inactive section). Rest in Peace, sexy goth king 😢

Taser Confetti said:
Anyone who's seen even just clips of "Intervention" on Youtube has seen just how pathetic huffers become. Knowingly sending someone more of the shit isn't illegal but should be.
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There's been a few pushes over the years to require ID/regulate duster purchases, but sadly they've never gone anywhere. I'm Native American, duster abuse is somewhat of a common issue on rez's - I actually know a couple who lost one of their teen sons to duster abuse (his heart stopped suddenly).

Upon further thought, dying from a combination of duster abuse and chronic alcoholism is quite an injun way to go down. I think that's enough to make Josh an honorary tribal member in my book. May the Manitou greet his strong warrior spirit with open arms ❤️
 
Despite his flaws he had a more profound effect on the world and it's people than every snark redditor and bpd slag on this earth combined. He truly was remarkable. Poured one down for him today.
R.I.P.
 
TMDNWTFIU said:
I made a temp account just to post this. There's not much I could say that hasn't been said already but I do want to say a few things:

1: Fuck sickos.
2: Fuck the trolls.
3: Fuck rape.
4: Fuck suicide.
5: Hail satan.

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This drink combo uses every skull-shaped alcohol I had, a dark British beer, and some green hard liquor. It's black and green and British. It tastes awful - by which I mean it's not half bad. Truly gothic and simply exsquisid.

RIP Cobra. You mattered. I hope you and Ozzy are chillin' in Hell with the King of Darkness himself.
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Where the hell did you find Chartreuse these days? The monks cut back production and I see it maybe once a year now.
 
c.a9 said:
Despite his flaws he had a more profound effect on the world and it's people than every snark redditor and bpd slag on this earth combined. He truly was remarkable. Poured one down for him today.
R.I.P.
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Snark redditors are some of the worst people
 
Here to Gawk said:
For those curious, here's when it was first posted in this thread.

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🐍 In the Clock Tower Post in thread 'KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders'

Is this the end times of the boglim? Sounds like he's hurting all over. Organ failure coming in nicely toobs?
Reactions:Informative x 14 Feels x 41 Like x 10 Winner x 1 DRINK! x 1 Thunk-Provoking x 2 Horrifying x 2
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Thanks. I'm thinking that the Gothic Bad Boy died from simple food poisoning, probably excerbated by alcoholism and being a retard.
ODD strikes again, toobs.
 
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