🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Thought of the boy today. I was trying to open a can and was struggling to get the manual can opener to work. Immediately thought of him and felt dumb as fuck but also sad we never will get another video of him fighting that can opener.

Turns out the can opener is actually fucked up and I need a new one (cope, probably just retarded) but I miss the boy Cobros.
 
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DonkeyHands said:
Turns out the can opener is actually fucked up and I need a new one (cope, probably just retarded) but I miss the boy Cobros.
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I had the same damn issue. I let it sit in a humid area long enough that the retaining spring that holds the cutting blade in place seized (It was in a box of stuff I didn't unload after moving for a couple years), and I just didn't notice after washing it up. Could get it to clamp but the damn thing just wouldn't move. It'd chew into the can but do nothing. I spent a couple seconds looking at it and had a laugh at my own Cobra moment.
 
Past couple shift and after Ive been binging Lives and Snake Bones again, got to say he boy does indeed rule my sad little wagie life. I followed our Dark Lord from around 2018-19 went over the deep end with him during the pandemic.

Cobra’s Venom would be his flavor of G-Fuel even though cool Gothic badboyz would move onto Monster or Gamersupps.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I'll raise my diet coke and chicken tender to this. White Trash Wizards Raise Up Dood!
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Well, I guess I'll either spend $70 (no tip) to DoorDash a large 9-topping pizza and a 2-liter Mountain Dew or $50 to food hack some Taco Bell (with Baja Blast). TWU.

The Gentle Abyss said:
got to say he boy does indeed rule my sad little wagie life
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People who aren't Cobra's fans would probably find it weird, but almost every day I think about him at least once. Whether it's cooking food, doing laundry, cleaning, or just existing, I'll think about him for some reason.

I'd give up a lifetime of alcohol and of-age sex to end sickos and bring the boy back.
 
somevan said:
I'd give up a lifetime of alcohol and of-age sex to end sickos and bring the boy back.
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Id do it for the best version of the boy but in his second apartment. I didn't like the stye that the first one was in but I know its kino to most boglim scholars. Something about the angle we got with his iMac and just how simple that was place was for me. Especially after getting the full room tour from Mr. Green the pozhole toucher.
 
I've developed a new annoying habit. Whenever I open a delivery box, I repeat: "What is this? What is this? What is this?" as I dig through its contents - just like Cobra when he got catfished by that bag of potato chips.


It perplexes anyone around me, but it makes me smile thinking about the boy.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
I've developed a new annoying habit. Whenever I open a delivery box, I repeat: "What is this? What is this? What is this?" as I dig through its contents - just like Cobra when he got catfished by that bag of potato chips.


It perplexes anyone around me, but it makes me smile thinking about the boy.
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Adopting Cobraisms is most definitely what is up, toobz.
 
I can no longer hear Gilbert Gottfried without saying “it’s Gobread Gilfred Biago!” And damn it it’s in my phone’s autocorrect now.
 
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