🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Acoustic Virgin said:
I've developed a new annoying habit. Whenever I open a delivery box, I repeat: "What is this? What is this? What is this?" as I dig through its contents - just like Cobra when he got catfished by that bag of potato chips.


It perplexes anyone around me, but it makes me smile thinking about the boy.
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I remember watching that and then looking up Dani Divine. That chick has so much plastic in her she's practically Blaire White without a cock. It set in motion exactly the kind of simple world view Cobes had. Between her and that chick he did a shot out of her cleavage is so poetic.
 
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even beyond the grave the boy is still trending PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC
 
Crazy Train came on the radio today at work and my first thought was about Cobes.

Hope Clint and Co. are holding up okay. I'm sure it never gets easier, you just get used to it.
 
I think I'm gonna be a lunatic on his birthday. Load up the drinking stream w. Seizure and Chauncey, get some drink combos of my own while I snack on as much pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, stuffed crust hand tossed with extra cheese, extra bacon and some garlic butter (no anchovies or jalapenos, I don't like them, sorry Cobes) as I can make before I pass out gloriously in my dead dog chair.
It's unreal how much I still miss him. The last benign cow. Long may he rule in Hell.
 
I bought some cheap frozen pizzas to make some Cobes-grade food hacks on his birthday (Marked down to $4!) - and only after I got home did I bother reading the boxes. They're gluten free. So, I'll have to glute them up. *kisses biceps* Aww yeah! That's what's up, toobz.
 
I don’t recall who exactly said it but on @SeizureRobot5000 pod, someone said the stakes are very low when it comes to Cobra and I believe it was in reference to mainly his living situation with a income from the government and Clint. At the time I didn’t agree fully but when I expand that statement further into a lolcows entire life I find that very true now that cobra is gone and I’ve delved deeper into others.

I’ve always knew of cyraxx, Daniel Larson, Andy Ditch etc from the site but looking deeper in these people (in the loose sense of the word) these people are real dangers to people around them and they’re really more depressing and unsettling than funny.

Locking into just Cobra, it is very lighthearted in comparison. Obv the last few years of cobra drinking himself to death wasn’t pleasant but he never endangered the people around him the way others did. It wasn’t good but he was only damaging himself.

It truly is low stakes in the cobraverse. I could go through videos and forums and crack a smile and have a laugh or two.

Often going through others that I mentioned before is angering, depressing and even fearful that these people are still out there that don’t have the code of morals that cobra had (even if they were silly). They’re still funny to laugh and point but they can create real damage. Worst case with cobra is that he will take you’re money and not deliver which is on you really for paying him and expecting something grandiose.

Another reason I miss the BOY
 
Losing a child forces you to grow into the pain and to,sort of (and forgive my clumsy phrasing) expand to make space for both the hurt of it and to also deal with carrying on being alive. It's something I hope nobody has to ever understand.

It is a completely unnatural and abnormal type of growth and not something we're meant to go through.

I just miss his streams with him nattering on about stuff. Those got me through some very lonely times. I'm currently eating a food hacked chicken kiev (its a poor effort tbh, I just covered it in extra cheese and bread crumbs on top part way through cooking) and enjoying a rare night off. Found myself thinking oh let's see what Josh's latest video is, and then realized, there aren't any and won't be ever again. Fucking stings, man.
 
"i would never do anything to ozzy osbourne even if she was 18 youtoob"

WHY SKYGOD WHY DID YOU TAKE HIM SO YOUNG
 
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