🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Having the same birthday as cobies was cool and funny and now it just sucks. We were supposed to turn 35 together, you retard! But y'know, thinking on it now, it just means that he'll be 34 forever and I kind of like to think about it that way. My yearly bonus just hit, going out to some fancy restaurant. I don't drink but I'm gonna food hack my dry-aged whatever the fuck japan imported steak with some dumb sauces and caviar and other shit. Order it all a la carte and food hack it together. Better not enjoy your gourmet ghost food birthday dinner tonight, BOY!
 
My new pants got here. I'm out at the local bar casting circles of protection on our Boy's birthday. So mote it be, TMDWU
 

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I HAVE to know if they are clean or not.
Even if clean I bet they are slightly crusty.


Happy birthday Cobes. I miss ya and I’ll take a trip to Casper soon.
Unfortunately Clint washed them and they smell fine, some chicks driving by actually shouted out "holy fuck that guy casting spells smells good" so some of his pheromones must have remained.
 
Happy birthday, Josh. I hope you're living your best life in hell with Satan and your of-age goth girlfriend listening to Ozzy. Wish you were still here, though.
 
Happy birthday M'lord!

I have work in the morning but I am getting wasted for our boy, it's just rum and ginger ale but it'll do, I also just had frtd bologna sandwiches with spicy pork rinds smashed in there and a pickled jalapeno "tartar sauce" and plenty of Sarengetto cheese. TMDWTFU YOUTOOB!

Edit : FUCK REDDIT AND FUCK SICKOS!
 
Happy birthday Cobes. Time has gone by so fast since you've passed, we love and miss you everyday! I really hope Clint and the rest of the family are taking today alright. Josh is certainly rockin' with Ozzy, and perhaps even sharing a piece of cake and some drinks...
 
package arrived, the faint scent of cig smoke got me. cant imagine how it felt for clint to box up his sons belongings for what is to him random internet fruits, but im glad to have something.
 
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