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- Nov 19, 2023
Having the same birthday as cobies was cool and funny and now it just sucks. We were supposed to turn 35 together, you retard! But y'know, thinking on it now, it just means that he'll be 34 forever and I kind of like to think about it that way. My yearly bonus just hit, going out to some fancy restaurant. I don't drink but I'm gonna food hack my dry-aged whatever the fuck japan imported steak with some dumb sauces and caviar and other shit. Order it all a la carte and food hack it together. Better not enjoy your gourmet ghost food birthday dinner tonight, BOY!