Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Even to the untrained eye, there are some shots with artistic value.
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Cobes is def not a picky eater. He was that kid that insisted on every flavor from the soda fountain in his cup and mashed chips into his sandwiches.
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That is a common trait of the super social but weird as hell kids. Back in high school, there was this annoying af tattle tale kid named Tyler Smith that always wore a bowtie, was in debate club and nerdy shit like that. He would sit at random lunch tables of normal kids who were too nice to tell him to fuck off, take his chicken nuggets and pour chocolate milk on them and ketchup and eat it like soup. Every one would say eww and gag. Only then would Tyler have the precious thing all teenagers crave- attention. Cobes is the same thing, but instead of a bowtie he has a studded dog collar. Bet he did the same shit growing up.
 
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behavioral swamp thang said:
That is a common trait of the super social but weird as hell kids. Back in high school, there was this annoying af tattle tale kid named Tyler Smith that always wore a bowtie, was in debate club and nerdy shit like that. He would sit at random lunch tables of normal kids who were too nice to tell him to fuck off, take his chicken nuggets and pour chocolate milk on them and ketchup and eat it like soup. Every one would say eww and gag. Only then would Tyler have the precious thing all teenagers crave- attention. Cobes is the same thing, but instead of a bowtie he has a studded dog collar. Bet he did the same shit growing up.
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According to Bad Boy himself, he was more or less the community lolcow everywhere he went. One of his favorite verbal crutches when reminiscing his glory days is recounting everyone saying out loud "There goes Saunders doing _____", generally in a mocking tone, as if his retardery being announced out loud was common. Combine that and the classic "Not afraid to be myself!" and it becomes apparent that he was pretty much the center of mostly negative attention everywhere he went.
 
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behavioral swamp thang said:
That is a common trait of the super social but weird as hell kids. Back in high school, there was this annoying af tattle tale kid named Tyler Smith that always wore a bowtie, was in debate club and nerdy shit like that. He would sit at random lunch tables of normal kids who were too nice to tell him to fuck off, take his chicken nuggets and pour chocolate milk on them and ketchup and eat it like soup. Every one would say eww and gag. Only then would Tyler have the precious thing all teenagers crave- attention. Cobes is the same thing, but instead of a bowtie he has a studded dog collar. Bet he did the same shit growing up.
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Cobes regrets picking his nose and eating his boogers in highschool
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
According to Bad Boy himself, he was more or less the community lolcow everywhere he went. One of his favorite verbal crutches when reminiscing his glory days is recounting everyone saying out loud "There goes Saunders doing _____", generally in a mocking tone, as if his retardery being announced out loud was common. Combine that and the classic "Not afraid to be myself!" and it becomes apparent that he was pretty much the center of mostly negative attention everywhere he went.
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Believe it or not, people from Casper have been in the subreddit and said he isn't known around town. I wish he was more of a local legend because then Vice could do a mini doc on him and we could all see his pores in 4k.
 
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behavioral swamp thang said:
Believe it or not, people from Casper have been in the subreddit and said he isn't known around town. I wish he was more of a local legend because then Vice could do a mini doc on him and we could all see his pores in 4k.
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I bet the local liquor stores know him pretty well.

It’s probably fairly close to the truth in saying he rarely leaves his hovel. Food, booze, and his craft supplies are all he needs— and chances are he can get nearly all it delivered.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I bet the local liquor stores know him pretty well.

It’s probably fairly close to the truth in saying he rarely leaves his hovel. Food, booze, and his craft supplies are all he needs— and chances are he can get nearly all it delivered.
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A beer delivery service recently started in Casper. Jorsh was elated.
 
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behavioral swamp thang said:
Believe it or not, people from Casper have been in the subreddit and said he isn't known around town. I wish he was more of a local legend because then Vice could do a mini doc on him and we could all see his pores in 4k.
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There was a friend of mine who has a sister who lives there. He asked her if she knew Josh then sent a picture. Almost immediately she says "Yeah I think that guy works at Wendy's. He is a bit wierd." Or something along those lines. Little doubtful since he hasn't worked there for years, but he does have a memorable face so I don't know.
 
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Just watched his six part mountain dew boiled eggs. Can you imagine this being your first introduction to the guy? 5 videos of what looks like medical waste simmering in a pot with his grating voice as a descriptor. Just when you think you've reached peak horror, the sixth video shows the creator himself. Cobes' fat oddly shaped dome stuffing one in his trout mouth. "Mmm schalty and schweet."

The guy is an artist.
 
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Baby Cakes said:
This channel is digging up some lost footage. The Necrocomicon, folks.
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Wtf

As a pipe smoker, I was fucking horrified at the gurgling spit sound coming outta his ‘cleaning’. Spit is common but that sound fucking horrible. Just old cake, spit, and probably Dorito dust clogging that up.

Also, older videos really highlight how fast he smoked himself retarded’er
 
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