Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The Last Gothic Emperor Cobra
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Potion_Time said:
And the coop da grace!

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He's using half a bag of cheese, about 8 cans of Potted meat, half a bottle of ranch, pork rinds, and entire eggs on a giant plate of Doritos. He's already kinda fat, but It's a miracle if he doesn't grow in girth in the following year from such a big calorific intake.
 
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There is no combination of drugs that would make that appetizing. This is his crowning food hack though, he's gonna be hard pressed to beat it.

Like, for the cost of the tinned meat and eggs you could get some kind of ground meat.

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TurdFondler said:
There is no combination of drugs that would make that appetizing. This is his crowning food hack though, he's gonna be hard pressed to beat it.

Like, for the cost of the tinned meat and eggs you could get some kind of ground meat.
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The part that got me is that even when he put on the eggs, he still adds a layer of cheese on that too. Cheese, or stuff coated in cheese, is like the only thing he eats.
 
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I have no idea what's going on but this woman has started to show up and she seems obsessed with Cobra. Not sure if this may lead to future laughs or not.
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At this point it's clear this toothless meth pig is moving from lolcow to lolcow in an attempt to get clout. She's not funny, a bad troll, and totally boring if you watch her streams. If she is into Cobes it is only to control him Courtney-style, which means not sharing any of the luls with the public. She sucks - literally if you see her leaked onlyfans which is available at chancewilkins.com
 
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#ANTIRAPE



You'd be hard pressed to find a bigger hypocrite than ol cobes. But I guess this answers a question I had on if he believes in the after life, I think he actually does have this weird notion that for some reason, Satan doesnt put up with you being evil in life so he'll do fucked up shit to you in hell, and will allow Jorsh to partake in torturing people so he can fulfill his urges to rape and attack. That's the ideal afterlife for the boglim.

This guy never grew out of being a powerless little pussy in school, he's still the same coward that couldn't stand up to bullies and had to create an entire alternate reality in which he's the champion and strongest. He's just been living in that since he graduated school.
 
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StoicMoose said:
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You'd be hard pressed to find a bigger hypocrite than ol cobes. But I guess this answers a question I had on if he believes in the after life, I think he actually does have this weird notion that for some reason, Satan doesnt put up with you being evil in life so he'll do fucked up shit to you in hell, and will allow Jorsh to partake in torturing people so he can fulfill his urges to rape and attack. That's the ideal afterlife for the boglim.

This guy never grew out of being a powerless little pussy in school, he's still the same coward that couldn't stand up to bullies and had to create an entire alternate reality in which he's the champion and strongest. He's just been living in that since he graduated school.
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Also why I never understood Satanists. I’m not religious but I don’t get worshiping what is supposed to be personification of evil. Like what is your reward? Or you just choosing to be an asshole? Or like Cobe, trying to be edgy?

I do think he would take advantage of someone sexually if he thought would get away with it — Of Age or not.

Your right though, it really his way of ‘having power’. Same with his bullshit magic spells and constant delusions that women love him and there is a legion of fans out there. it’s why I watch and also why I hate the fuck
 
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