Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Dick Pooman said:
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I never get tired of seeing him visibly have a crisis every time he tries to swallow liquor.
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It's funny, you'd think by now Clint would have at least tried to teach him the proper way to drink hard liquors just so he wouldn't choke on them like he does.
 
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StoicMoose said:
It's funny, you'd think by now Clint would have at least tried to teach him the proper way to drink hard liquors just so he wouldn't choke on them like he does.
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I can't imagine Clint drinking anything harder than Franzia or Mike's Hard. Doesn't strike me as a whiskey served neat kinda guy.
 
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Queen of Tarts said:
He's complaining after a stream cut off and whining about gender relayshuns as usual.

He talks about women like they're squirting pussies and whines about dubble standahrs.
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He also was e-begging to have someone buy him a fucking churchbell. Was slurring on about having it installed in his apartment! Landlord doesn’t want him smoking but somehow it would be okay with the tard having a fucking full-size church bell.

Also, I’m betting Clint was a ‘time-out’ parent as opposed to a beat your ass type.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
He also was e-begging to have someone buy him a fucking churchbell. Was slurring on about having it installed in his apartment! Landlord doesn’t want him smoking but somehow it would be okay with the tard having a fucking full-size church bell.
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The idea of Josh waking up at noon to bang his churchbell with a ballpeen hammer like Quasimodo is fuckin' too much.
 
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Here's an oldie but a goldie.

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I was watching his drunk ass this morning while he was streaming today at ~4am and holy shit this dude is pathetic.
Boo hoo I cant get chicks despite having a huge penis, big muscles and smelling good
Boo hoo I'm autistic
Boo hoo I'm balding
Instead of making an active effort to not always look in Goblin mode. Dude just gets drunk and cries like a baby to his viewers.
 
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Can we take a minute to appreciate how lazy he is that he took an empty cigarette cartridge, and just drops loose tobacco in it, instead of investing a few bucks into one of the injectors that packs a cig in 2 seconds. I used to make my own cigs when I smoked because it was insanely cheap, and if you took a spare hour, you could make 4-5 packs easy.

Just some quick math: 200 tubes cost on average 5$, that is 10 packs.
Good tobacco, enough for 200 tubes is roughly $80.
A cheap injector in $7-10.

For less than $100, he could make himself a carton in 2-3 hours, could be cheaper based on his area and taxes, and even cheaper if he used crappy leaf.

Now credit is due since he is technically making his own cigs, but without properly packing them the draws will be really weak.
 
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