Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[CerealKilla420]

It really is something else how Cobes is able to seamlessly oscillate between full on incellular rants and 'feminism posturing'.

I can't tell if we're reaching levels of delusion never before seen or if he just doesn't understand any of this stuff because he's too regarded and he simply repeats shit he's heard other youtubers say.

I'm pretty sure it's some combination of both but honestly I'm thinking it's like 90% the latter if I'm being honest.


Clint has completely given up on jord. Honestly at this point he's just waiting for him to die.

 

[Chandler Bing]

I really don't understand how he's still allowed to overdraft and whatnot. Is it because when it ultimately comes down to it, Clint would have to threaten him with moving back home or go to a group home and he knows he won't follow through. Also how can Josh be so bad with money. He has to know right and just not care?

Prolonged adolescence is the term you're looking for I think. Daddy's been protecting him from truly harsh consequences his entire life. You can decide if that makes Clint a bad father or not. Idk what the right view is there myself.

 

[CerealKilla420]

Prolonged adolescence is the term you're looking for I think. Daddy's been protecting him from truly harsh consequences his entire life. You can decide if that makes Clint a bad father or not. Idk what the right view is there myself.

My brother in Christ - Cobra is too disabled and retarded to have ever even had a chance at taking care of himself, let alone manage his finances.

Clint just wants him out of the house so he can die away from his 'real' family (pretty sure this is how he sees it at this point no joke).

 

[RollingRock]

His custom pants already look like poop camo

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I can't tell if we're reaching levels of delusion never before seen or if he just doesn't understand any of this stuff because he's too regarded and he simply repeats shit he's heard other youtubers say.

It's YouTuber parroting. He legitimately doesn't comprehend he says completely contradictory things seconds apart.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

In a simpler time, he likely would have been left in a dumpster somewhere

Hasn’t that kinda happened?

 

[Clint's Burden]

I really don't understand how he's still allowed to overdraft and whatnot.

I don't think there's much that Clint can do about it. Unless it's a joint account, he has no real control.

This overdraft issue has been going on for half a decade now, it's prompted the removal of his debit card and a conversation where they both agreed Josh cannot handle money well at all, so I imagine that if Clint could really do anything like pay for Overdraft Protection or disable overdraft functions on the account, he probably would. I'm willing to bet that he thinks this is as ridiculous as we do.

He's probably listed as the primary contact on the account or he has the details for his mobile banking app, so he can always check/know what's going on.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

His custom pants already look like poop camo View attachment 3106664

for a second, I thought it was his bare leg covered in shit and general gothic filth

 

[January Cyst]

It's YouTuber parroting. He legitimately doesn't comprehend he says completely contradictory things seconds apart.

Pretty much, he's so cognitively impaired that he has already forgotten what he said 5 seconds after he said it.
The alcohol induced seizures (system errors) don't help and are pretty disconcerting, especially because he doesn't notice them happing.

 

[CerealKilla420]

Pretty much, he's so cognitively impaired that he has already forgotten what he said 5 seconds after he said it.
The alcohol induced seizures (system errors) don't help and are pretty disconcerting, especially because he doesn't notice them happing.

Do you really think that they are alcohol induced seizures? I've seen people post about it ITT and it seems like a plausible theory. Would he still have seizures like this when he's drunk though? I thought alcoholics only had seizures when they were experiencing alcohol withdrawal. Not trying to medical-fag up this thread but I am curious... I feel like the spice probably caused some unironic brain damage that could have led to him developing some sort of disorder or something....

I think it's also possible that he really does just have super super severe ADHD and this is just how he normally is when he's un-medicated. At this point he's a total lost cause imo but I do wonder what it would be like if he got sober and started taking ADHD medication. I wonder if he would go back to quick talking early 20s Josh... Probably not tbh

 

[Broseph Stalin]

His custom pants already look like poop camo View attachment 3106664

Looks like he's been wading through the sewers of Casper looking for wand wood after a troll convinced him that sewer wood is good for magic or something, dood.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Do you really think that they are alcohol induced seizures? I've seen people post about it ITT and it seems like a pleasurable theory. Would he still have seizures like this when he's drunk though?

I posted about mini-focal seizures page or so back. They look just like his ‘system error’. He has a few clips out there where it is super obvious it’s not adhd. When you have them you can just freeze for a few seconds or even minutes — then you just continue on what you were doing none the wiser. Lotta issues cause them, some deeper than just alcohol abuse.

He’s a genetic sewer so anything is possible with him.

 

[January Cyst]

Do you really think that they are alcohol induced seizures?

Given that this behavior is pretty recent and wasn't present even a year or two ago I suppose that seems likely.
He didn't drink daily before moving to his current apartment, so it would stand to reason that it's somehow connected.
Maybe it's just a decade of spice, alcohol and whatever else catching up with him.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Do you really think that they are alcohol induced seizures? I've seen people post about it ITT and it seems like a pleasurable theory.

I think he has some significant brain damage. If you binge drink for longer than a week, you're going to endure some long lasting brain damage. If you do this consistently over the course of years, that'll compound and severely effect your cognition. It's even worse for someone like Josh, who didn't exactly start off with a lot of neurons to spare.

Here, take a look at his finance reports for last year. He drinks so consistently that surprised it's not worse.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think he has some significant brain damage. If you binge drink for longer than a week, you're going to endure some long lasting brain damage. If you do this consistently over the course of years, that'll compound and severely effect your cognition. It's even worse for someone like Josh, who didn't exactly start off with a lot of neurons to spare.

Here, take a look at his finance reports for last year. He drinks so consistently that surprised it's not worse.


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I’m always confused how they know he’s ‘not drinking’. Is it self-reported? Or one of his circle of paypigs? I refuse to believe he drinks that much and just decides he needs a break, especially seeing how he has no willpower.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I’m always confused how they know he’s ‘not drinking’. Is it self-reported? Or one of his circle of paypigs? I refuse to believe he drinks that much and just decides he needs a break, especially seeing how he has no willpower.

It's based entirely on what he says he's doing, so it's likely that he's actually drinking. But I don't know why he'd lie about it, he drinks so often that I doubt he'd deny it if he actually was.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

I’m always confused how they know he’s ‘not drinking’. Is it self-reported? Or one of his circle of paypigs? I refuse to believe he drinks that much and just decides he needs a break, especially seeing how he has no willpower.

Mr. lime just takes note of the days he’s drinking or buying alcohol on stream as far as I know. It’s more he’s not drinking *on camera* rather than an indication that he’s not drinking *at all*

Josh absolutely does not stop voluntarily for a break. He stops because he can’t afford alcohol and then makes it sound like it was his idea do not drink

 

[PillCosby]

Do you really think that they are alcohol induced seizures? I've seen people post about it ITT and it seems like a pleasurable theory. Would he still have seizures like this when he's drunk though? I thought alcoholics only had seizures when they were experiencing alcohol withdrawal. Not trying to medical-fag up this thread but I am curious... I feel like the spice probably caused some unironic brain damage that could have led to him developing some sort of disorder or something....

I think it's also possible that he really does just have super super severe ADHD and this is just how he normally is when he's un-medicated. At this point he's a total lost cause imo but I do wonder what it would be like if he got sober and started taking ADHD medication. I wonder if he would go back to quick talking early 20s Josh... Probably not tbh

He could still get them while he’s drunk imo. Total lack of B vitamins-thiamine. Probably doesn’t have any GABA left at all even when throwing gas station vodka towards his synapses.

 

[Bogliacci]

What do you even say to this lmfao, does he do it on purpose or is it part of his illnesses?

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

throwing gas station vodka towards his synapses.

Thanks for inspiring a future song/lyrics!