Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Dick Pooman said:
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His family is taking him out to dinner tonight and he's gone through half of the bottle of Vodka already.
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And it's gone. This is after he put it away saying he didn't want to get too tipsy for his birthday dinner. Then he started with the vocal covers.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
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And it's gone. This is after he put it away saying he didn't want to get too tipsy for his birthday dinner. Then he started with the vocal covers.
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That is most definitely what's up. I hope everyone at the Casper Olive Garden enjoys the show later

edit: Also I like his shitty music because I can kinda tell what he's going for when he makes it
 
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TurdFondler said:
An hour and fifteen minutes to down an entire bottle of vodka. Not an alcoholic.

There's no way it's all even hit him yet, he's going to black out in about a half hour. Gonna need a lot of breadsticks to sober up.
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Without trying to TMI, I did that once and blacked out mid-step. Fell against a wall and fucked my self up.

Clint is in for a fucking surprise if he thinks his boy is just a little drunk. Cobes will be vomiting and spitting on himself in no time.

EDIT: You think he intentionally fucked himself up due to social anxiety?
 
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So there'll be no public birthday dinner tonight, right toobz? Figure his dad will just leave him at his apartment and cobes will rail against his dads bullshit expectations?

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EDIT: You think he intentionally fucked himself up due to social anxiety?
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I know I have misjudged my pregaming with seldom seen old friends and family for the worse. I think you hit the nail on the head man.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
You think he intentionally fucked himself up due to social anxiety?
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I think that he's just at that phase of problem drinking/alcoholism where he associates any pleasurable experience with needing to be drunk/buzzed to "truly enjoy it." Also, his shitty impulse control was on full display going back for that bottle after he put it away. Either way, I'm sure we're going to get a good story out of this dinner tonight or tomorrow.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
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And it's gone. This is after he put it away saying he didn't want to get too tipsy for his birthday dinner. Then he started with the vocal covers.
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I looked up the bottle to be sure it wasn't a low proof vodka, but it's 35%. That's like 15 drinks in under 2 hours, that would put his BAC at .3% if he doesn't vomit it out. I hope his bogliver can take it because he could seriously die.
 
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