🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

"I can't even get blackout drunk on my birthday without being told, 'you're not good enough.' That's what it feels like." - actual Cobra quote
 
holy fuckin shit, this is especially pathetic, even for Josh

"i don't judge my dad for the way he celebrates his birthday, so why you gotta judge me"
 
"Would it kill my dad to be like 'oh hey my son did it, he's the legendary KingCobraJFS' obviously it would because otherwise he would do it"
what I wouldn't give to live inside that rotting brain for a day.
 
Lmfao, "I can celebrate the evening without being told Im too drunk or too retarded?"

Dude, he's equating being told he's too drunk with being told he's retarded
 
This is a fuckin' sad pathetic pity party by anyone's standards.

His phone beeping is driving me nuts too
 
Dick Pooman said:
"I can't even get blackout drunk on my birthday without being told, 'you're not good enough.' That's what it feels like." - actual Cobra quote
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Can't believe Clint doesn't even appreciate he's a youtube famous goth rockstar bad boy who's doing good and smells good. It's not a lot to ask.
 
" We could have gone out as a family and had some food, but it didn't happen like that. My dad showed up at my apartment and said I'm too drunk. But I was like, this is supposed to be my birthday.... it's sad dude. My dad doesn't wanna celebrate my birthday with me."

This motherfucker is delusional to the extreme.
 
"I wasn't even that drunk dood, just a little buzzed"
~two hours prior~
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"All he had to say was Yes son, I'll take you out for your birthday. It doesn't matter how drunk you are, we'll make this work."

And him threatening "you want to see too drunk??"

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