Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Rumply4Skyn said:
Isn’t it a candle holder too? Could have sworn someone on subreddit found same cup on Amazon. Supposedly why writing is upside down too.
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At least he's not doing shoeys, ok?
redcoloured said:
I looked up the bottle to be sure it wasn't a low proof vodka, but it's 35%. That's like 15 drinks in under 2 hours, that would put his BAC at .3% if he doesn't vomit it out. I hope his bogliver can take it because he could seriously die.
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Shouldn't Vodka be at the minimum 40% alcohol in the US? (Wiki) Edit: Wiki links to Waybackmachine from 2011, great work there.
Or are there ways to weasel out of that, such as not calling it vodka directly?
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Isn’t it a candle holder too? Could have sworn someone on subreddit found same cup on Amazon. Supposedly why writing is upside down too.
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Yeah, that's probably what it is. I looked up "Jack Skellington Wine Glass" on google images and a few of them are painted upside-down wine glasses repurposed to be candle holders. One looks pretty much identical to Cobra's glass.
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redcoloured said:
I looked up the bottle to be sure it wasn't a low proof vodka, but it's 35%. That's like 15 drinks in under 2 hours, that would put his BAC at .3% if he doesn't vomit it out. I hope his bogliver can take it because he could seriously die.
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eh, he'll be all right, relatively speaking
 
Generic Retard said:
At least he's not doing shoeys, ok?

Shouldn't Vodka be at the minimum 40% alcohol in the US? (Wiki) Edit: Wiki links to Waybackmachine from 2011, great work there.
Or are there ways to weasel out of that, such as not calling it vodka directly?
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It's a "flavored vodka drink" or something. It's usually sold right next to the regular liquors.

Boglim might very well die by vomiting in his sleep.
 
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TurdFondler said:
It's a "flavored vodka drink" or something. It's usually sold right next to the regular liquors.
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Yeah, those go way lower (sometimes).
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Boglim might very well die by vomiting in his sleep.
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I'm surprised he didn't yet, given he nearly chokes to death in his chair situation type deal moments already (without vomit).
Absolutely the worst position to black out in. Head back, ready to aspirate.
 
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Potion_Time said:
This is it, this is Clint's last chance. If this doesn't bring about the much prophesied "Clintervention" then it will never come. Clint is about to come face to face with the drunken wretch his son has spiraled into.

And if this doesn't wake him up,,,he's not going too.
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The real clintervention will be whether or not clint decides to stop cobes from aspirating vomit.
 
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Potion_Time said:
This is it, this is Clint's last chance. If this doesn't bring about the much prophesied "Clintervention" then it will never come. Clint is about to come face to face with the drunken wretch his son has spiraled into.

And if this doesn't wake him up,,,he's not going too.
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Agreed.

Coming to find his mentally challenged son black out drunk and most likely vomiting and pissing his pants is near rock bottom. I mean, he has gotta wonder how much he drinks. Then looks around and just sees empty bottles and cum splashed walls. He can only try and reason it’s not that bad only so far.

If he just nurses him back to life and carries on there never will be any faggy redemption arc.

The rollercoaster is either going to slow to a sudden stop or we are about to start the real ride.

TWU
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Agreed.

Coming to find his mentally challenged son black out drunk and most likely vomiting and pissing his pants is near rock bottom. I mean, he has gotta wonder how much he drinks. Then looks around and just sees empty bottles and cum splashed walls. He can only try and reason it’s not that bad only so far.

If he just nurses him back to life and carries on there never will be any faggy redemption arc.

The rollercoaster is either going to slow to a sudden stop or we are about to start the real ride.

TWU
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Stomach pumping saga comin in nicely toobz.
 
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I'm really looking forward to hear how the dinner went or didn't happen.

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Stomach pumping saga comin in nicely toobz.
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I can just imagine him fading in and out of consciousness while he's in the ER. "Err fuck sickos dood" "hrrk that goth dood smells good" "satan's bell almost done toobz haha yessss *dies*"
 
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I doubt dinner happened. If I was Clint and pulled up to my son blackout drunk drooling on himself I wouldn't bring him out. I doubt a Clintervention would happen tonight. Clint isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but even he knows that trying to talk sense into someone a fifth deep isn't going to work. Might happen tomorrow however. Might not too.
 
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