Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Clint's Burden said:
I don't think there's much that Clint can do about it. Unless it's a joint account, he has no real control.

This overdraft issue has been going on for half a decade now, it's prompted the removal of his debit card and a conversation where they both agreed Josh cannot handle money well at all, so I imagine that if Clint could really do anything like pay for Overdraft Protection or disable overdraft functions on the account, he probably would. I'm willing to bet that he thinks this is as ridiculous as we do.

He's probably listed as the primary contact on the account or he has the details for his mobile banking app, so he can always check/know what's going on.
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Florida introducing that new requirement of having to take a finance class/course to graduate high school is looking like the best thing ever when you see young people like Kobes in their 20s who can't manage money at all.

I wonder if that would've helped someone like Josh if they had it as a requirement when he was in school.
 
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Chandler Bing said:
Florida introducing that new requirement of having to take a finance class/course to graduate high school is looking like the best thing ever when you see young people like Kobes in their 20s who can't manage money at all.

I wonder if that would've helped someone like Josh if they had it as a requirement when he was in school.
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you're assuming that Josh would be able to pass that class
 
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Alabastr_Dragonoid said:
Damn, looking at those calenders of his drinking really bums me out. What a horrible existence.
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Saddest/funniest thing about it is he genuinely believes he's just living the typical bad boy rock star lifestyle of hard partying. Ozzy Osbourne was a party animal back in the day binge drinking and doing hard drugs, but Ozzy actually made some good music and cleaned up his life which is why he's still alive. Ozzy didn't spend his time wasting away in a dead dog chair complaining about gender relations and trannys. Seriously Ozzy will out live Cobes at this rate.
 
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StoicMoose said:
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What do you even say to this lmfao, does he do it on purpose or is it part of his illnesses?
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there's something wrong with him. he started this "kill pedo" shit since some people started to call him a pedo and there were accusations that he was talking to someone underage. I don't know he keeps saying it now, maybe it's a habit now. I know some reddit 'tards said it was because of his 'tism, but I don't buy it.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
It's based entirely on what he says he's doing, so it's likely that he's actually drinking. But I don't know why he'd lie about it, he drinks so often that I doubt he'd deny it if he actually was.
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The calenders are only stuff with "proof", but Josh is drinking even on the days that aren't listed. Lenin can only watch and pay attention to ao much. Josh goes on other people's streams, responds to texts and often talks about drinking on days that aren't listed...and he's always drinking.

And yes he always lies about it. On his last stream he said he hadn't drank on 2-3 days. Except he posted streams on the two previous days of him drinking. I doubt he misses a full day anymore. He's at the point where the withdrawals would suck enough that he needs to drink. He lies because he still denies he's alcoholic sometimes. And just like the pedo shit, he can't let trolls be right. Him constantly repeating that he doesn't NEED to drink is pretty much him admitting he does need to.

Josh always streams the second his account is close to zero, and every stream nowadays he's getting at least $50. He's a full blown alcoholic. I would bet that he hasn't missed a day in a month.

Edit: think I replied to the wrong comment, just adding to the calendar discussion.
 
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daBonehead said:
Saddest/funniest thing about it is he genuinely believes he's just living the typical bad boy rock star lifestyle of hard partying. Ozzy Osbourne was a party animal back in the day binge drinking and doing hard drugs, but Ozzy actually made some good music and cleaned up his life which is why he's still alive. Ozzy didn't spend his time wasting away in a dead dog chair complaining about gender relations and trannys. Seriously Ozzy will out live Cobes at this rate.
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Ozzy is also a long time Christfag, something Cobes refuses to acknowledge.
 
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I was going to comment about how drunk he was going to get on his B-day, but I honestly don’t think it will be any different than any other day. I was kinda surprised he wasn’t ramping up the e-begging last night in preparation for today.

“It’s my birthday tamorrow and I wish I had a pizza… I’m not begging, jus sayin’ it would be real nice…”

Also, Ozzy outliving Cobes is a fucking statement
 
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Cobra is starting his birthday off the Gothic King Cobra way: Cake flavored vodka
 
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