Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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does cobes have his ears stretched or are those just regular piercings. its my understanding that those things get extremely stinky
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He has regular ear piercings that are round and wide so they look like guages, but aren't. He also only has one in his left hear because the right one fell out years ago and he never bothered to get another earring.
 
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nebraska jim said:
It will never fail to make me laugh that he never talks about his hypothetical wife/girlfriend without specifying she's "of age". Is he overcompensating or is it a deflection against potential troll attempts?
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I think he has issues with Pedophilia. He didn’t start doing this whole “of age” bull shit until some people started to question if he was a pedo. Also, all the fake anger he has with pedos but he always talk about little girls starting their periods and creepy sexual shit about them. “I hate pedos dooood, you should be ab ….. BE ABLE TO KILL THEM!…..oh, I remember this going to my 5th grade dance and all the girls were grinding on my crotch….fu….FUCKIN’ hell toobz…..kill pedos” lol I remember he had a three hour stream last year where he talked about gay men shoving boys up their asses, dads jerking it with their sons and little girls getting their periods. It got so bad during that stream that even Courtney told him to stop.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
I think he has issues with Pedophilia. He didn’t start doing this whole “of age” bull shit until some people started to question if he was a pedo. Also, all the fake anger he has with pedos but he always talk about little girls starting their periods and creepy sexual shit about them. “I hate pedos dooood, you should be about ….. BE ABLE TO KILL THEM!…..oh, I remember this going to my 5th grade dance and all the girls were grinding on my crotch….fu….FUCKIN’ hell toobz…..kill pedos” lol I remember he had a three hour stream last year where he talked about gay men shoving boys up their asses, dads jerking it with their sons and little girls getting their periods. It got so bad during that stream that even Courtney told him to stop.
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“Dood they don’t even have boobs!”

It always fucking stops me when that is always his first point why it’s wrong. Not any other legit reasons, it’s the fact they don’t have ‘boobs’.

Clint fucked him up royally but at least he made the retard deathly afraid of the law.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
“Dood they don’t even have boobs!”

It always fucking stops me when that is always his first point why it’s wrong. Not any other legit reasons, it’s the fact they don’t have ‘boobs’.

Clint fucked him up royally but at least he made the retard deathly afraid of the law.
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He also said “they can’t even go to a bar” lol ffs josh
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Kobe's is getting more and more comfortable droppin that "fag" bomb lately.
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but doood he doesn't hate the gay like how he doesn't hate black although he got in shit for saying nigger a lot. god, he's a dumbass. I think the only reason why his channel didn't get taken down for hate speech is from him not getting money from it.
 
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Cobes is writing a story called Dragon Cobra which is about a mad scientist named Jason Stonewell who is trying to create the perfect snake and battles the government who tries to stop him. Sounds like a future best seller I cant wait to read.

Clip cuts a bit at the end but he just says he doesn't want to blurt out the entire plot. Probably paranoid someone will steal his brilliant story idea .
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
He has regular ear piercings that are round and wide so they look like guages, but aren't. He also only has one in his left hear because the right one fell out years ago and he never bothered to get another earring.
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I had no idea Cobes had pierced ears, I guess they've always been obscured by various forms of rotten hats and gross scuzz beards
 
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Cobes looking extra boglimy, looks like the Orcs from the animated LOTR
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