Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Damn, that angle is really telling. The more he loses his hair, gains weight and his teeth rot, his delusions will only become stronger. His past few streams and his more outward verbal attacks at the trolls seems to indicate that things are really starting to get to him and he's starting to over cope.
 
Damn, that angle is really telling. The more he loses his hair, gains weight and his teeth rot, his delusions will only become stronger. His past few streams and his more outward verbal attacks at the trolls seems to indicate that things are really starting to get to him and he's starting to over cope.
Where's the puppet? I need to hear Shon give his take on things, and for Cobra to eventually insult himself so hard for so long he forgets the doll isn't actually sentient and smashes it in a fit of rage.
 
Josh is such a lazy peice of shit scumbag.

The trolls are the ones who gave him his birthday money so he can enjoy another wasted evening with Bud Lights and a Doordash order from some Burger Joint.

However, he still blames them.

Josh, say thank you for once and be humble.
Jorp legit thinks most of the people who follow him are fans, and that the trolls are just a loud minority.
 
Jorp legit thinks most of the people who follow him are fans, and that the trolls are just a loud minority.
Does he look at the dislike to like ratio? It's usually pretty lop-sided and is paired with pretty vicious comments.

I think it is sheer delusion paired with a lifetime of Clint coddling him, assuring him that it's only a few assholes, while the rest really like his music.
 
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So Satan's Bell came out today, and it's pretty shit but hilarious. Jorp literally has no fucking idea what he's doing and the audio is all recorded from his computer speakers to either his headset mic or computer mic. Turns out he's stolen a bit more than just some chicks harping for it too. I was able to find two stolen pieces so far, but I'm pretty sure there's more. That isn't even mentioning the fact that the bell sounds are definitly not his lmao



If you want to hear for yourself, I'll link the timestamp to a rip on youtube.

 
So Satan's Bell came out today, and it's pretty shit but hilarious. Jorp literally has no fucking idea what he's doing and the audio is all recorded from his computer speakers to either his headset mic or computer mic. Turns out he's stolen a bit more than just some chicks harping for it too. I was able to find two stolen pieces so far, but I'm pretty sure there's more. That isn't even mentioning the fact that the bell sounds are definitly not his lmao



If you want to hear for yourself, I'll link the timestamp to a rip on youtube.

You know the trolls will have fun informing those people and hoping for copyright claims.

I think it’s pretty impressive you were able to listen to that shit that long. I get like a minute in and it’s enough. Just him trying to sing in that weird voice. You know, the ‘I’m trying to screech but don’t want my neighbours hearing’.

It’s kinda cool he does grind this shit out. He did steal most of it, but it’s one few things he has finished. If he didn’t have that delusional idea it was good, I’d be a little more forgiving — but it’s still shit.
 
So Satan's Bell came out today, and it's pretty shit but hilarious. Jorp literally has no fucking idea what he's doing and the audio is all recorded from his computer speakers to either his headset mic or computer mic. Turns out he's stolen a bit more than just some chicks harping for it too. I was able to find two stolen pieces so far, but I'm pretty sure there's more. That isn't even mentioning the fact that the bell sounds are definitly not his lmao



If you want to hear for yourself, I'll link the timestamp to a rip on youtube.


It's kinda par for the course with Josh. I mean, his first album had a track on it called "Love Sick" and the intro is just him singing over the song Cold by Crossfade. He's never really cared about copyright infringement or anything like that.

I hope it doesn't cause problems for Alex (Deathbed Tapes) because he's actually a nice fellow.

Archiving "Satan's Bell" so it isn't lost in the future.

 
So Satan's Bell came out today, and it's pretty shit but hilarious. Jorp literally has no fucking idea what he's doing and the audio is all recorded from his computer speakers to either his headset mic or computer mic. Turns out he's stolen a bit more than just some chicks harping for it too. I was able to find two stolen pieces so far, but I'm pretty sure there's more. That isn't even mentioning the fact that the bell sounds are definitly not his lmao
So it sounds like all he did was rip songs from youtube, and added his own vocals and sound effects using GarageBand. This took him almost half a year to make, fried his computer, and was his excuse as to why he wasn't streaming.

If he were competent and actually enjoyed it, he'd be pumping these types of albums every month. Since I doubt he's actually producing the instrumentals.
 
I'd also like to archive these three songs because they are genuinely hilarious and some of the best stuff Josh has done.

Booty Goblins:



Hit It Like A Caveman:



The Ballad Of The Troll Slayer:

 
My favorite part of any KingCobraJFS album is knowing that he's recorded it off of the computer mic that he uses for streaming. The guitar tracks get noise canceled the same way they do when he attempts to shred on stream. My favorite has to be Track 2 - Misery Loves Company. It's basically one of his drunk society rants set to sampled music. Then he starts playing his acoustic guitar over the sad-sounding background music and starts singing about rape and shooting victims. The rest is lots of the usual: shredding over drum tracks he found on youtube and lots of our favorite "harmonizing" that we've had on past albums. Overall it's better than I expected. I think.

I'm giving Satan's Bell 3.5 hard-boiled eggs out of 5

(1) Satan's Bell

(2) Misery Loves Company

(3) I can't change the world the world can't change me

(4) King Cobra's Magic

(5) Bell Tower Bashing (feat. Sarah S)

(6) Hail our inner power

(7) Ring the bells of hell

(8.) Party in hell

(9) Cobra's Strike (feat. Sarah S.)
 
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