Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BallBuster]

Why does he think a half dozen vocal tracks laid on top of each other sounds good?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Why does he think a half dozen vocal tracks laid on top of each other sounds good?

Though I don't know the genres name specifically (I'm sure someone here will) there's this type of death/extreme/melodic whatever metal that's this bizzare combination of almost classical sounding musical aesthetic with growling vocals that's essentially just noise (think almost a faggy version of Burzum). I'd bet money he thinks he's doing a version of that.

 

[Bogliacci]

Though I don't know the genres name specifically (I'm sure someone here will) there's this type of death/extreme/melodic whatever metal that's this bizzare combination of almost classical sounding musical aesthetic with growling vocals that's essentially just noise (think almost a faggy version of Burzum). I'd bet money he thinks he's doing a version of that.

Why does he think a half dozen vocal tracks laid on top of each other sounds good?

Cuz its totally GOFF DOOD, you DUM TROLES!!! Get hidden from his channel,.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

I unironically think the title track is better than anything he's ever put out.
Satan's Beeeeellllllllll!!!!!

 

[TurdFondler]

I unironically think the title track is better than anything he's ever put out.
Satan's Beeeeellllllllll!!!!!

Booty Goblins is very close to being a complete song, definitely some of his stronger work. Hit it Like a Caveman is soooooo close but he needs way more practice. I like the music but he fumbles it so bad.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Found a r/ClintCraftWands subreddit. Looks like someone is planning to troll him It is just full of fucking cobra wands and they are trying to act like Clint made them. It's kinda fucked up, as you know he already doesn't trust his dad as it is and already accused him of trying to take his business. I don't think it will get any traction. He seems to avoid Reddit as it is -- cannot stand the negative comments.

People are already contacting those he ripped off for his album. I feel bad for the dude of Deathbed records. It's not his job to make sure you are not a piece of shit and steal from other people. Cobes really does set himself up for this shit

 

[CerealKilla420]

Found a r/ClintCraftWands subreddit. Looks like someone is planning to troll him haha It is just full of fucking cobra wands and they are trying to act like Clint made them. It's kinda fucked up, as you know he already doesn't trust his dad as it is and already accused him of trying to take his business. I don't think it will get any traction. He seems to avoid Reddit as it is -- cannot stand the negative comments.

People are already contacting those he ripped off for his album. I feel bad for the dude of Deathbed records. It's not his job to make sure you are not a piece of shit and steal from other people. Cobes really does set himself up for this shit

Reddit.com and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race...

Seriously that's the most psychotic thing I've heard of in years and I'm a fucked up chronic computer toucher...

Man... If you are lurking this thread and have any part of that subreddit, please (and I mean this) kill yourself or just transition already.

 

[Potion_Time]

Though I don't know the genres name specifically (I'm sure someone here will) there's this type of death/extreme/melodic whatever metal that's this bizzare combination of almost classical sounding musical aesthetic with growling vocals that's essentially just noise (think almost a faggy version of Burzum). I'd bet money he thinks he's doing a version of that.

Bold of you to think he knows what Burzum is.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Reddit.com and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race...

Seriously that's the most psychotic thing I've heard of in years and I'm a fucked up chronic computer toucher...

Man... If you are lurking this thread and have any part of that subreddit, please (and I mean this) kill yourself or just transition already.

The fucking glass tappers go too far.

I get a laugh at the stupid shit he does and do wish sometimes more happens but some of them legit want evil shit to happen to him. The main subreddit for him is just people telling him he is a piece of shit and lengthy essays on how fucking disgusting he is. Same if you look at the chat when he is live. Just people wishing the worst on someone already half-dead and a step away from homeless.

 

[Alabastr_Dragonoid]

I was browsing the jfs sub reddit as well today...
They seem to have taken to pelican fucker. Which I think is hilarious.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Found a r/ClintCraftWands subreddit. Looks like someone is planning to troll him It is just full of fucking cobra wands and they are trying to act like Clint made them. It's kinda fucked up, as you know he already doesn't trust his dad as it is and already accused him of trying to take his business. I don't think it will get any traction. He seems to avoid Reddit as it is -- cannot stand the negative comments.

People are already contacting those he ripped off for his album. I feel bad for the dude of Deathbed records. It's not his job to make sure you are not a piece of shit and steal from other people. Cobes really does set himself up for this shit

Reddit.com and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race...

Seriously that's the most psychotic thing I've heard of in years and I'm a fucked up chronic computer toucher...

Man... If you are lurking this thread and have any part of that subreddit, please (and I mean this) kill yourself or just transition already.

The fucking glass tappers go too far.

I get a laugh at the stupid shit he does and do wish sometimes more happens but some of them legit want evil shit to happen to him. The main subreddit for him is just people telling him he is a piece of shit and lengthy essays on how fucking disgusting he is. Same if you look at the chat when he is live. Just people wishing the worst on someone already half-dead and a step away from homeless.

IP2/WingsOfRedemption faggots. Anyone who would be with it enough to not just automatically know why "No seriously don't actively try and break the retard while we're still enjoying it" aren't frequenting ay place where that's a majority opinion. Newfags tend to congregate around other newfags.

 

[Bogliacci]

Bold of you to think he knows what Burzum is.

Glad cobes doesnt try to be some internet nazi or some shit, that'd just make redditors super self righteous

 

[Mister Uno]

The fucking glass tappers go too far.

I get a laugh at the stupid shit he does and do wish sometimes more happens but some of them legit want evil shit to happen to him. The main subreddit for him is just people telling him he is a piece of shit and lengthy essays on how fucking disgusting he is. Same if you look at the chat when he is live. Just people wishing the worst on someone already half-dead and a step away from homeless.

It's always funny that a good chunk of these fags aren't much better then Kobra himself, if not worse minus the "charm" . I really think they just project their insecurities and attack him hard because of it. I can't imagine being Clint watching the live stream and complete strangers rabidly attacking every little thing he does, or worse encouraging him to drink to death. Sad.

 

[RollingRock]

Possibly his worst drink combo yet, just mixing a bunch of random liquors and spirits he got in a care package. Irish cream and something acidic makes the cream curdle. You can tell he hates it.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

People are already contacting those he ripped off for his album. I feel bad for the dude of Deathbed records. It's not his job to make sure you are not a piece of shit and steal from other people. Cobes really does set himself up for this shit

Who's deathbed records?

 

[Bogliacci]

Possibly his worst drink combo yet, just mixing a bunch of random liquors and spirits he got in a care package. Irish cream and something acidic makes the cream curdle. You can tell he hates it.

I love how he has no clue how to drink hard liquors. I'll always cherish that video of his face up close to the camera trying to take a swig of whiskey, only taking a sip and then coughing and sputtering and drooling and crying.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Who's deathbed records?

Indie label that releases his albums now. They seem pretty cool for the most part.

The worst part of that subreddit is how triggered they get by cobes being sensible about trannies.

 

[SnusBurns]

Why does he think a half dozen vocal tracks laid on top of each other sounds good?

Music Hacks.

 

[RollingRock]

Actual freeze frame of cobes seeing his curdled cauldron drink combo

 

[Chandler Bing]

Actual freeze frame of cobes seeing his curdled cauldron drink combo
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He spelled the word cauldron without the u on youtube. I laughed.