Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[chimpSculpture]

You Americans have some weird ways to pass the time.

 

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You Americans have some weird ways to pass the time.

Breaking plates with Banjo Bill and Dave

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I can't stop laughing. My god it's so bizarre it's like it could be a fucking scene from Gummo.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

What you guys don’t go out to the plains and smash plates on rocks? Wtf do you do for fun?

 

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What you guys don’t go out to the plains and smash plates on rocks? Wtf do you do for fun?

No, I grew up and started doing cocaine for leisure like a normal functioning adult.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

From the website https://medlineplus.gov/caffeine.html
Note the bottom paragraph.

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“This also makes you more likely to make bad decisions”
Not much to worry about there, it’s actually impossible for him to get any worse at making decisions. Its like injecting heroin into a rotting corpse and worrying it’s going to overdose

 

[TurdFondler]

LOL this is real hick shit. Hanging out in Casper, WY, with Banjo Bill while smoking cigarillos at the plate smashin' rock.

 

[Chandler Bing]

You Americans have some weird ways to pass the time.

Before inflation hit you could find plates at goodwill for $0.25 each. So for like $10 some tards or someone with anger issues could easily buy near 40 plates and take their shit out on the plates or just sperg for cheap.

 

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Before inflation hit you could find plates at goodwill for $0.25 each. So for like $10 some tards or someone with anger issues could easily buy near 40 plates and take their shit out on the plates or just sperg for cheap.

I don't think they're taking out anger issues, I think they're grown men who just happen to be retarded and without gainful employment or families with which to occupy their free time.

 

[Chandler Bing]

I don't think they're taking out anger issues, I think they're grown men who just happen to be retarded and without gainful employment or families with which to occupy their free time.

Oh I'm well aware they're just being white trash. I grew up around people like this which is why I know how they do this for cheap by going to goodwill for the dishes.

 

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Oh I'm well aware they're just being white trash. I grew up around people like this which is why I know how they do this for cheap by going to goodwill for the dishes.

Still though, breaking plates is some Beavis and Butthead shit. You would think as grown men they would be setting them up to shoot or something. It's hilarious that Josh doesn't think this video is absolutely shameful.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Still though, breaking plates is some Beavis and Butthead shit. You would think as grown men they would be setting them up to shoot or something. It's hilarious that Josh doesn't think this video is absolutely shameful.

There's no shame in having some retarded fun as grown men. The thing is these people are the purest of trashy human beings and they record it for the world to see. They'd have class if they never spoke about it.

Josh is literally like the small group of people we had in high school that dressed just like him and they huffed spray paint cans behind the high school tennis court that had been shut down and overgrown with weeds for years.

 

[G O D]

Smashin plates, but he cant smash no of age , alive, cisgender, unrelated, human pussy dood.

Also couldnt he just buy 1 plate and use his powers to reattach it together once smashed?

 

[Hambubger]

Smashin plates, but he cant smash no of age , alive, cisgender, unrelated, human pussy dood.

Also couldnt he just buy 1 plate and use his powers to reattach it together once smashed?

You forgot consensual and sti free

 

[charlesdickens]

Banjo Bill has been around for a while but I don't believe he's been on camera. He's not a new name regardless.

 

[TurdFondler]

Banjo Bill has been around for a while but I don't believe he's been on camera.

Already a top contender for Smartest Cretin in Casper

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Before inflation hit you could find plates at goodwill for $0.25 each. So for like $10 some tards or someone with anger issues could easily buy near 40 plates and take their shit out on the plates or just sperg for cheap.

Breaking plates is something edgy preteens do….so is being a mall goth. I guess cobra has a mentality of a twelve year old TWU toobz

 

[RollingRock]

Cobra's dream house must have a stack of breakin' plates by the shooting range
Edit: After a long day of plate breaking cobes is drinking apple pie flavored liquor, bud light, and rambling about the usual nonsense

 

[RollingRock]

New ruined customized jeans on display. Also Predator "hair"line coming in nicely

 

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New ruined customized jeans on display. Also Predator "hair"line coming in nicely
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Might as well start a betting pool on how long it takes for these to dissolve.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

He ended the stream claiming he was going to smoke outside. Didn't he use to keep the stream up to smoke to prove to everyone that he was actually smoking outside? Something tells me he's back to smoking inside.