Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Frosty_Glass said:
I don't think he knows about his farms. Can't wait for him to find about kiwifarms. lol
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We’re incredibly tame here compared to the Reddits which have a non-negligible amount of a-logs, weens, and schitzo lunatics who let some internet retard get under their skin so bad they start seeing red and typing out open letters to him about how much they hate his existence
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
We’re incredibly tame here compared to the Reddits which have a non-negligible amount of a-logs, weens, and schitzo lunatics who let some internet retard get under their skin so bad they start seeing red and typing out open letters to him about how much they hate his existence
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I go there on occasion and i remember a 500+ word essay about how much this Reddit retard hated Cobes. it wasn’t insightful or some weird plea, it was just you are disgusting shitty person who needs to die - but in like two pages.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
We’re incredibly tame here compared to the Reddits which have a non-negligible amount of a-logs, weens, and schitzo lunatics who let some internet retard get under their skin so bad they start seeing red and typing out open letters to him about how much they hate his existence
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I was thinking of Reddit faggots telling him this place is like a hub of evil (I.e suicides and shit) and it will lead him to believe we are gang stalking him or some dumb shit like that. Never underestimate Redditors with no life and no gfs.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I go there on occasion and i remember a 500+ word essay about how much this Reddit retard hated Cobes. it wasn’t insightful or some weird plea, it was just you are disgusting shitty person who needs to die - but in like two pages.
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I assume because Josh has been talking about rape and young girls lately. When you're an ugly male and you touch these subjects at all, that brings out the insane concern trolls that write hate novels about you. There's a good amount of them on this board too.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
I don't think he knows about his farms. Can't wait for him to find about kiwifarms. lol
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His handlers know about this thread. Some of them are on here. He'll be notified if anything on here is a real danger to him but since we're all just retards who like watching Josh and have no vested interest in damaging his life in any way, it's mostly ignored.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
His handlers know about this thread. Some of them are on here. He'll be notified if anything on here is a real danger to him but since we're all just retards who like watching Josh and have no vested interest in damaging his life in any way, it's mostly ignored.
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I was just thinking of him watching this thread like he does with his reddits. not his "fans"
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
I was just thinking of him watching this thread like he does with his reddits. not his "fans"
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He wouldn’t enjoy reading through his thread but we are nicer than Reddit, I think. Smaller group here with less drive-by memes and no overt trolling attempts, just pointing out how fucked he is.

I think he would get pissed at us wishing Ozzy would die though haha
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
He wouldn’t enjoy reading through his thread but we are nicer than Reddit, I think. Smaller group here with less drive-by memes and no overt trolling attempts, just pointing out how fucked he is.

I think he would get pissed at us wishing Ozzy would die though haha
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Yeah idk where he thinks there are A-logs here, at absolute worse most of us just skip past the "I sure hope he can better his life!" thing and just freely admit he's fucked beyond repair and is almost certain to die before 40. I wouldn't say that's anywhere as close to the sperging the two reddit boards routinely devolve into, though. I don't think any of us want Jord to die, just that it's obvious he will.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Yeah idk where he thinks there are A-logs here, at absolute worse most of us just skip past the "I sure hope he can better his life!" thing and just freely admit he's fucked beyond repair and is almost certain to die before 40. I wouldn't say that's anywhere as close to the sperging the two reddit boards routinely devolve into, though. I don't think any of us want Jord to die, just that it's obvious he will.
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I think it’s moreso the reputation kiwifarms has in general. It makes it even more ironic that the reddits are the place where all the bad actors are and everybody in the farms are just benign and along for the ride, I’d even go as far as saying a lot of people here have a real affinity for cobra even if he’s a shitty person. I don’t think many here actually hate him or have any ill will towards him. People are multi-faceted, they can do good things and they can do bad things. people here realize he has definitely done some awful shit and he’s by no means what I’d call a “good person” but that doesn’t solely define his existence, nor does it really matter in the scheme of things.

Meanwhile redditors are like “he said some awful shit one time HE MUST FACE RETRIBUTION! HE IS IRREDEEMABLE, HE IS A DEVIL WE MUST STRIP HIM OF ALL HE LOVES, OF ALL HE WILL EVER LOVE, WE MUST ENSURE HE MAKES NO MONEY, WE MUST ENSURE HE CAN FEEL NO JOY, WE MUST ENSURE HE KNOWS HIS EXISTENCE IS PATHETIC AND WORTHLESS WE MUST ENSURE WHEN HE MEETS HIS END IT IS COLD AND ALONE AND UNLOVED IN A GUTTER BECAUSE HE’S LONG SINCE BEEN FORCED UNTO THE COLD CASPER STREETS TO WAKE UP IN SNOW. THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL JUSTICE HAVE BEEN DONE FOR- uh, what was his name again? Carl? AND ONLY THEN WILL JUSTICE HAVE BEEN DONE FOR CARL AND SCOTTY’S SISTER!!!!
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I know he pretty much is illiterate but does he know of the Harry Dresden Series? It’s about a modern day wizard with a wand, the fucking hat, and even people thinking he’s weird as he solves cases.

Cobes would eat that shit up. I wouldn’t even be surprised if he thought it was about him haha
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He can hardly read kid jokes online so…no… he’s semiliterate
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I know he pretty much is illiterate but does he know of the Harry Dresden Series? It’s about a modern day wizard with a wand, the fucking hat, he’s always poor, loves pizza, and people think he’s weird as he solves cases.

Cobes would eat that shit up. I wouldn’t even be surprised if he thought it was about him haha
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You know what I'd like to see him try reading something like that, hell I'd love to see him try audiobooks I know some people who have Dyslexia who devourer audiobooks not because they are illiterate but they struggle with text i.e. they can read things but it takes effort so can't derive joy from reading.

You can find audiobooks on any subject to tickle your fancy and I am sure that the Harry Dresden series is available (just looked and it is), I could see him finding the right story and falling down the rabbit hole.
 
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