Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ihatejackscalfani]

If you are going to be a piece of shit and troll a retard, I always found this way to be my favourite. You’re not fucking with his finances, getting him fired, harassing people irl, or any malicious shit. It’s just mocking the fuck outta them.

Most of these peices of shit are young teenagers or early 20s "adults" from Reddit. We can't get content due them.

MATI.

 

[Bogliacci]

I mean we did have a Liquid Cobes.

Some good quotes from this: "Little known fact, both beef and meat are considered dairy products, so this meal is almost 99% dairy. That's what's up."

"The reason I haven't been doing any videos lately is because I'm a suave goth gentlemen and I've been bonin' down Fun Sized Felicia and Stephanie. Well, we made one video, but you won't be seeing that one. I've got it on my iPod touch to view at my convenience. Fuck Eliot Rodgers."

I can't find most of the videos or the long compilation entitled "The Second Serpent Saga." Seems like Snails wiped most of it, which is a shame. If anybody has an archive of it, lemme know.

If this guy returned and started doing the liquid cobra bit again, chances are our boy wouldn't even acknowledge it. Out of lethargy more than him knowing not to feed into it though.

 

[snort beg snort]

Can someone link me to a video that explains where "boglim" started? Didn't he just say "goblin" all retarded and it came out "boglim"? I only just discovered Cobes and I'm trying to put it all together. He truly is a fascinating character.

He looks like something that would be called a boglim. It's bizarre watching old videos of a chipper goth autist, knowing that he would eventually degrade into a sludgy swamp boglim.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Can someone link me to a video that explains where "boglim" started? Didn't he just say "goblin" all retarded and it came out "boglim"? I only just discovered Cobes and I'm trying to put it all together. He truly is a fascinating character.

He looks like something that would be called a boglim. It's bizarre watching old videos of a chipper goth autist, knowing that he would eventually degrade into a sludgy swamp boglim.

It was a comment left by Cool Taste. Pretty sure he meant to call Cobes a goblin but it's Cool Taste so we get boglim.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It was a comment left by Cool Taste. Pretty sure he meant to call Cobes a goblin but it's Cool Taste so we get boglim.

There was a TV series and toys in the 80's

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boglins

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I mean we did have a Liquid Cobes.

Some good quotes from this: "Little known fact, both beef and meat are considered dairy products, so this meal is almost 99% dairy. That's what's up."

"The reason I haven't been doing any videos lately is because I'm a suave goth gentlemen and I've been bonin' down Fun Sized Felicia and Stephanie. Well, we made one video, but you won't be seeing that one. I've got it on my iPod touch to view at my convenience. Fuck Eliot Rodgers."

I can't find most of the videos or the long compilation entitled "The Second Serpent Saga." Seems like Snails wiped most of it, which is a shame. If anybody has an archive of it, lemme know.

Now this nigga eating dinosaurs???

 

[Bixby Snyder]

There was a TV series and toys in the 80's

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boglins

The resemblance is uncanny.

That boglin has Ozzy on his knuckles haha It is so fucked up we can see a literal monster and see the resemblance. Some Reddit asshole even did a Mr. Potatoe head one.

 

[VeronicaDunham]

His food reviews have always been my favorite. He presents the food. He jams it into his mouth and makes grunting noises. Mmm not bad or pretty good. The end.
As far as I know he has never given a negative review of anything.

There's never been a negative review because he can't taste anything.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

There's never been a negative review because he can't taste anything.

Just watched the Norwegian Fermented Fish video. He can taste. He nearly vomitted during that one.

Fiery Fish pizza is another that was kicking his ass. He was forcing himself to eat it and was dying. Same with the spicy ass noodles.

He can taste. I think it’s a mix of ‘I made this’, so he cannot admit he fucked it up and is raw. The otherside is he puts so much shit on he can’t take the flavours.

Anyone who puts the entire menu onto a pizza or sandwich is not picky

 

[Bogliacci]

KingcobraJFS rules my sad troll life, I revolve around his big head.

 

[TurdFondler]

I think he can't taste much. With his heavy smoking his palette is reduced to sweet/salty/spicy, the actual flavors are gone.

 

[Clint's Burden]

You’re not fucking with his finances, getting him fired, harassing people irl, or any malicious shit. It’s just mocking the fuck outta them.

At most, Josh is harmlessly annoyed for a bit. There's no real reason to maliciously take your pound of flesh from him.

 

[Bogliacci]

At most, Josh is harmlessly annoyed for a bit. There's no real reason to maliciously take your pound of flesh from him.

He was funniest when he wasnt paranoid of everytime someone tried to speak to him, and he was a lot more open about the dumb shit he did. Constantly trying to fuck with him has ruined it, not that the alcoholism didnt help either.

 

[VeronicaDunham]

He was funniest when he wasnt paranoid of everytime someone tried to speak to him, and he was a lot more open about the dumb shit he did. Constantly trying to fuck with him has ruined it, not that the alcoholism didnt help either.

"Excuse me sir I think you dropped your pack of cigarettes"
"FUCK OFF DUDE YOU'RE JUST A TROLL TRYING TO FUCK WITH AN AUTISTIC!"

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He was funniest when he wasnt paranoid of everytime someone tried to speak to him, and he was a lot more open about the dumb shit he did. Constantly trying to fuck with him has ruined it, not that the alcoholism didnt help either.

It fucks with all the good original content, you can very rarely poke them into activity you just need to open doors to let them find that funny, bizarre odd situation.

Forcing a Cow to do something is like trying to force a fart when your over 60 it's not as funny as it once was and your left covered in shit.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He was funniest when he wasnt paranoid of everytime someone tried to speak to him, and he was a lot more open about the dumb shit he did. Constantly trying to fuck with him has ruined it, not that the alcoholism didnt help either.

I think people go too far with him and take delight in making his life miserable.

To be fair, pretty much anyone with a public following has the same problems. Josh also doesn’t help his own case. He is always right, is not considerate of anyone, and will sperg out at if not centre of attention.

No reason to fuck with him though. Lolcows provide their own content best when left to their own devices

 

[Q_Anon1001]

He was funniest when he wasnt paranoid of everytime someone tried to speak to him, and he was a lot more open about the dumb shit he did. Constantly trying to fuck with him has ruined it, not that the alcoholism didnt help either.

I think the biggest difference is that Josh doesn't go out and do stuff in a regular basis, which is why it seems he's not as open. Heck, he opendd up about how his Dad didnt want to take him out for his birthday because he was too drunk. If he were working overnight at the Walmart stocking, he'd be bitching about every night on his livestream.

But I think Josh really got the memo ( Clint probably also tried to drive the lesson home) to be careful about what he says online, after he talked about Carolyn and thought the cops were going to be called.

Not to say the trolls didn't play a big part in it, but talking so openly about your life on YouTube especially about other people is bound to bite you back in the ass

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Can someone link me to a video that explains where "boglim" started? Didn't he just say "goblin" all retarded and it came out "boglim"? I only just discovered Cobes and I'm trying to put it all together. He truly is a fascinating character.

He looks like something that would be called a boglim. It's bizarre watching old videos of a chipper goth autist, knowing that he would eventually degrade into a sludgy swamp boglim.

Cool taste tried to call him a goblin in a comment on a pizza review back when he had a one sided “feud” but fucked it up because he’s blind, has ms, high as fuck all the time, and is retarded as shit.

People (incorrectly) think it’s related to the 80’s toy “boglin” but cool taste wasn’t even born when they came out and when asked on a stream why he called cobra a “boglin” and if it was because of the toy he had no idea what they were, stating (paraphrasing obviously) “what the fuck is that?”

Ultimately it’s just a funny made up word that somehow perfectly encapsulates Josh and caught on

*Edit* found the legendary video the comment originates on. donimos honey bbq wng review

 

[Q_Anon1001]

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Cool taste tried to call him a goblin in a comment on a pizza review back when he had a one sided “feud” but fucked it up because he’s blind, has ms, high as fuck all the time, and is retarded as shit.

People (incorrectly) think it’s related to the 80’s toy “boglin” but cool taste wasn’t even born when they came out and when asked on a stream why he called cobra a “boglin” and if it was because of the toy he had no idea what they were, stating (paraphrasing obviously) “what the fuck is that?”

Ultimately it’s just a funny made up word that somehow perfectly encapsulates Josh and caught on

*Edit* found the legendary video the comment originates on. donimos honey bbq wng review

the second funniest but dark bit of lore when it comes to Cool Taste was during a livestream when someone asks if his barber was blind. CT proceeds to reveal that he cuts his own hair and that he in fact was going blind.

 

[Bogliacci]

Crazy that KingcobraJFS has decided to use his magic to help overturn Roe vs. Wade, instead of kissing another dude to end covid! Praise Cobras Magic!