Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Thanks for posting. Here's hoping for another cozy christmas themed stream. The youtube live chat is pretty rough. I never understood why people do such basic trolling. If a lot of his viewers were less retarded he might interact with them more, hence more fun stuff happening
This is where you may not be aware that he has no real viewers. I don't mean to condescend, my friend , but yeah. His subscriber count only inches up mostly because he bans everyone. They create new accounts and resub. BiteSize Cobra, the premier shortening and editing channel helps increase that a little bit. He maybe has 1500 active subs and a very low engagement level. People are dicks in the chats because they never got basic questions answered or he thought real fans were trolling , this converting them to trolls.
 
Cobra's Crude Christmas Carols is now available. This is that good shit, boys. Get ready.

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Get your copy on cassette, only $9. Digital copy is $6.66. That's most definitely what's up.

INTRO

JINGLE BELL ROCK

JINGLE BELLS

SILENT FART

RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED GANGSTER

FROSTY THE STONED SNOWMAN

XMAS TREE BUD

NOT DREAMING OF A SNOWY XMAS

SANTA'S CUMMING ON THE TOWN

12 DAYS OF X-MAS

DECK THE HALLS

FUCK THE SNOW (FT. SHON)

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE XMAS

OUTRO
 
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He put on facebook that someone had given him an enormous bag of pipe tobacco the day he went to go clean out the old one. Which was likely Clint. Homedad has a history of punishing Jord only to immediately relent and buy him treats. I'm sure he probably gave our gothic bad boy a single talking to and then never bothered again.
I just hope that Clint waited until after the cleaning was all done before giving him the tobacco. Kinda trying to train him using a reward for having rectified one of his own mistakes even though he wouldn't have enjoyed the process of cleaning up the apartment. Working the carrot rather than the stick.
 
I just hope that Clint waited until after the cleaning was all done before giving him the tobacco. Kinda trying to train him using a reward for having rectified one of his own mistakes even though he wouldn't have enjoyed the process of cleaning up the apartment. Working the carrot rather than the stick.

Does not work. Clint went on reddit years ago and wrote a humbled bragging rant because people were criticizing him.
One of the things he said was that Josh was going around town and picked up cigarette-buds and smoked them. Homedad bought him cigarettes to stop him from doing that and Josh still did it, even though he had plenty of smokes.
 
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I've never read THAT post from Clint. +1 on the mental illness for mah lord. Still, he (KCJFS) has WAY too much free-reign access in today's so-ci-et-y that in the 70's he'd not. Josh will live a long fruitless life but as long as he's happy and enjoying himself, I am happy, too.
 
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I really feel for Cobes' dad after reading that post. Really unfortunate how he gets dragged into the bullshit of a lot of the trolls. It never ceases to surprise me how seemingly shitty a lot of the internet is.
Like if anybody remembers the Gothic Dee saga, she basically got bullied and harassed off the internet through absolutely no fault of her own. Is it supposed to be funny? I really do not see the point. Most people on the subreddit will say "Josh is actually a piece of shit person and I won't treat him differently than a regular person" and then talk about his substance abuse, inability to work a regular job, his violent outbursts without realizing the precipitating circumstances.
I'm not as much of a fan as to actually donate money to support his terrible habits but bullying this mentally ill dude is pretty pathetic.
 
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I liked the littlecartoon in this


He posted a promo for his Christmas album too:

Start:
- Shout out to Deathbed Tapes and says he'll send the Christmas album to them.
- Re-releasing hells advocate
- Drinking not your father's and says he doesn't need to be drunk all the time
4:37:
- Cigar review
- Opened the cigar packet wrong
9:04:
- Sending the Christmas album to Deathbed Tapes
18:19:
- Doesn't need to drink all the time
- People complain to Homedad when he drinks
- He can handle his alcohol
- Reads out the order of his tracks for his Christmas album
20:29:
- Plays Santa's is cumming on the town
22:54:
- Plays 12 days of Xmas
24:14:
- Shills his Paypal #youdon'thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
26:10:
- Christmas cocktail drink combination
33:28:
- Checks his Facebook
37:37:
-Swiss Miss Hot Cocoa #NotASponsorFreeAdvertisement
- Shills his Patreon and says he still hasn't figured out how to use it
- Shout out to her Patreons
45:00:
- Finishes drink combination
- Talks about how he doesn't need to drink
- Someone in chat says he's put on weight and he responds that it's normal to put on weight over the holidays.

This might have been posted when they happened years ago, but it has been referenced a few times now but here are the reddit posts that Clint made regarding Josh, and they are some of the most eye opening bits written about our sexy goth bad boy. But do keep in mind, Clint is a very weird guy.
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I definitely think Clint flexes his muscles and checks himself out on the regular like Kobes does.
 
I definitely think Clint flexes his muscles and checks himself out on the regular like Kobes does.

I'm not sure how many people here have looked into Clint, you might just think he's a normal "dad", but he's actually pretty exceptional in his own right.

He has his own shitty successful photography business
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With absolutely cringe inducing themes. Makes you wonder where Josh gets it from?
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This is his facebook cover photo

He does interpertive dancing like when he was in an off brand Blue Man Group

He also acts in local one-man shows. There were a few videos of him being interviewed on the Casper morning news, one of which he was dressed as an old Grandma
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These videos have recently been removed from Youtube and I unfortunately do not have a backup right now.

Some have been found. Aunt Pearl's bit is still missing

But mix together a dad who is "creative" in the way Clint is, and the fact that he actually looks like this it starts to be slightly clearer why Josh is the way he is.
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this last image is taken from Motorcycle Macbeth a Shakespeare play done by bikers at the Sturgis motorcycle rally and of course Clint is in it.
 
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I'm not sure how much people here have looked into Clint, you might just think he's a normal "dad" to Josh. He's actually pretty exceptional.
He has his own shitty photography business
With absolutely cringe inducing themes. Makes you wonder where Josh gets it from?
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He does interpertive dancing like when he was in an off brand Blue Man Group

He also acts in local one-man shows. There were a few videos of him being interviewed on the Casper morning news, one of which he was dressed as an old Grandma
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These videos have recently been removed from Youtube and I unfortunately do not have a backup right now.

But mix together a dad who is "creative" in the way Clint is, and the fact that he actually looks like this it starts to be slightly clearer why Josh is the way he is.
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Oh wow! That dancing video is fantastic. Its like an interpretive dance to one of those old ringtone commercials
 
wow, never seen that blue man group dance video. that is....somethin else.
idk about you guys but i actually thought jord's christmas album was pretty funny. you know, a laughing at a retard kinda funny, but i was laughing at that retard for sure. was nice to see him actually produce some content that isn't just parroting shitty alt-right videos or gendur relayshuns.
 
I'm not sure how much people here have looked into Clint, you might just think he's a normal "dad" to Josh. He's actually pretty exceptional.
He has his own shitty photography business
With absolutely cringe inducing themes. Makes you wonder where Josh gets it from?
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He does interpertive dancing like when he was in an off brand Blue Man Group

He also acts in local one-man shows. There were a few videos of him being interviewed on the Casper morning news, one of which he was dressed as an old Grandma
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These videos have recently been removed from Youtube and I unfortunately do not have a backup right now.

But mix together a dad who is "creative" in the way Clint is, and the fact that he actually looks like this it starts to be slightly clearer why Josh is the way he is.
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Related; according to locals on the subreddit, Clint actually is a bonafide town celebrity, whereas few locals are aware of Jord's internet notoriety.
 
in one of cooltaste's latest videos he talks about the supposed $1k cobra stole from warlord, but he avoids the question, say he didn't say cobra stole it DIRECTLY from warlord, makes some retarded shit talk and just avoids addressing it. pretty much confirms CT is full of shit and is just willing to lie about his "friends" and shit talk to get 5 additional views. the spelling is too good to actually be josh i think, so pretty sure its a troll in the chat.
edit: eventually he admits its a "he said she said thing" so warlord's ex is talking shit i guess and CT is just parroting that bs in his vids to stir up drama
 

 
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