Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Queen Of The Harpies said:
Holy fuck his ''songs" are terrible. Douche chills coming in nicely toobz
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Yeah, that comment just got you blocked from my youtube.

Edit: appreciation for his old landlord's patience with him is coming in quite nicely toobz.
He needs to stop kissing that person's ass already. Not very gothic or bad boy in my opinion.
 
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While Silent Farts will be RIAA certified 9x platinum, I really enjoyed Frosty the Green Crackhead. Cobes just plowing through the intro on every take made me laugh the hardest I have in a while.
 
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Pepper Jack said:
While Silent Farts will be RIAA certified 9x platinum, I really enjoyed Frosty the Green Crackhead. Cobes just plowing through the intro on every take made me laugh the hardest I have in a while.
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Maybe it's the christmas spirit but this was one of the better streams in a while IMO. Watching him genuinely giggle at farts is hilarious
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
He has claimed in previous streams that it is "smoker friendly" but he is going to keep his window open when he smokes from now on. Not sure how much validity there is to that.
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He's almost certainly lying, very few rental places are "smoker friendly" due to the amount of work cleaning them out later. He's probably dancing around the fact that they didn't specifically tell him, personally, he's not allowed to smoke.

edit- someone on the sub compared him to Jan Terri (specifically Get Down Gobwin) but Cobes seems to have brazenly ripped off a lot of his newest holiday hit from her imo.

 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
He's almost certainly lying, very few rental places are "smoker friendly" due to the amount of work cleaning them out later. He's probably dancing around the fact that they didn't specifically tell him, personally, he's not allowed to smoke.
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Exactly this.^^^
I spent some time over a spell working/traveling and using Extended-Stay branded hotels and similar over the years. They all said the same thing; non-smoking and free breffast in the AM. Problem was, the breakfast was like granola bars that were gone by 7AM (I'd never partake anyhow) and fucking EVERYONE WAS SMOKING IN THAT PLACE
As soon as someone lit up, you'd smell it. The fan in the bathroom was the culprit. I second hand smoked two packs one day no shit.

Any indoor smoking has an immediate effect. I'm not even trying to be a Karen about it. It's WEIRD to me when I see people who smoke in their cars even. But sitting in a nasty soot-badger-den...yuck
 
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Pepper Jack said:
He is trying to find royalty free versions of Silent Night to record his own epic song. High tech stuff toobz.
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watching him edit his vocals at 1:30:00 ish is absolutely incredible. the "I ripped ass to warmed up"
 
KillThemCrackasBabies said:
He's almost certainly lying, very few rental places are "smoker friendly" due to the amount of work cleaning them out later. He's probably dancing around the fact that they didn't specifically tell him, personally, he's not allowed to smoke.

edit- someone on the sub compared him to Jan Terri (specifically Get Down Gobwin) but Cobes seems to have brazenly ripped off a lot of his newest holiday hit from her imo.

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trolls are jelus he has a new smoking apartment and has fans that pay for his doordash TMDNWU

You're most likely right though, I really can't imagine an apartment building allowing smoking indoors. It would be entertaining but for his own mental wellbeing I hope he doesn't get himself evicted any time soon. Oh sorry I mean "term of lease"
 
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Pepper Jack said:
Here is the portion of yesterday's stream where he sang Frosty, the stoned snowman. The song has an intro but Cobes has no time for the intro, he just starts singing immediately. Kino.

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If any of you haven't heard the Aqua Teen Hunger Force christmas album, he basically re-enacts multiple parts unintentionally. The whole CD is worth a listen too

 
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I think if that girl is real he just gave the insult of the century I also recommend looking at the pretty recent stream archive "video responce" i find it to be a very enjoyable watch.
 
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Start:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Has 6 patreons and still hasn’t figured out how Patreon works
  • Talks about his Christmas album
  • Using free for use instrumental tracks to make his songs.
3:36:
Plays his version of Jingle Bell Rock​
6:05:
  • Plays his version of Jingle Bells
  • Laughs at his lyrics
8:54:
  • He’s going to make Silent Night but Silent Farts and will open his Christmas album with it.
  • Looks for a free for use Silent Night instrumental
18:05:
  • Records a Royalty Free instrumental of Silent Night
  • Smokes his pipe while he’s waiting for the recording to finish
33:25:
  • Testing the poot sound effects
  • Lisa Simpson is a feminazi
34:04:
Silent Farts​
36:33:
  • KingSoapraJFS He remembered to put the coupon code in the video description.
  • Back to Silent Farts
39:54:
Replays Silent Farts recording and laughs​
42:20:
  • Testing fart sounds to add some atmosphere to the song
  • Putting fart sounds into the song
  • Tests more fart sounds
1:04:00:
Goku fart jokes​
1:30:00:
Tries to fix ‘I ripped ass to warmed up’ part of the song so its more ‘phonicsly’ correct​
1:33:00:
Silent Farts in full​
1:37:19:
  • Puts Silent Farts on ITunes
  • Googles Silent so he spells it correctly
  • Kobra’s Krude Khristmas toons
1:43:17:
  • Looks for royalty free Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
  • Rudolph the red nosed gangster. Should be Cobra the red-eyed boglim
1:46:00:
Checks in on chat, doesn’t like what he sees and goes back to the songs​
1:48:55:
Smokes his pipe while he waits for the music to record​
1:53:30:
Rudolph the red nosed gangster​
1:59:50:
  • Plays his recording of Rudolph the red nosed gangster
  • Looks up a tommy gun sound effect
2:13:28:
  • Posts Rudolph the red nosed gangster on ITunes.
  • Checks the spelling on gangster
2:17:20:
Looks for royalty free Frosty the Snowman instrumental​
2:21:00:
Tries out Frosty the crackhead​
2:24:30:
Ranting about legalizing pot​
2:7:00:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Shills pheromone beard oil
2:20:49:
Shows off his posters​
2:35:00:
  • Stares at the camera while he waits for the music to record
  • Looks up bong rip sound effects
2:50:09:
Changed it to Frosty the Stoned Snowman​
2:51:00:
  • - Frosty the stoned snowman
  • - Ends stream after trying a few times to get the song right


Latest Video:


Start:
  • Says he got 2 more songs done for his Christmas album and Silent Farts came out exactly how he wanted it to.
  • No alcohol but he doesn’t need it
  • Doing a video response to a Sydney Watson video
  • Looks up the definition of insidious
  • Gender relations
5:55:
  • Talks about a gross dude at the tobacco store and getting boollied for carrying his wand around with him.
  • Troll rant
  • Gender relations double standards
14:20:
Starts Sydney Watson video​
16:19:
  • Smoking his pipe and flicking through a playboy talking about toxic masculinity
  • Back to the video
  • - Gender relations
27:54:
Talks about Candace Owens​
30:22:
  • Applies his goth eyeliner to own the feminazis
  • Paints his nails
  • Parrots what Sydney Watson says
2:25:00:
  • Dry spell
  • Fixes his hair
49:00:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Shills beard oil
  • Double standards in farting
52:40:
  • Gives dating advice
  • Parrots what Sydney Watson says in the video
1:12:40:
  • Men commit suicide more than women
  • Men aren’t allowed to have emotions
1:18:18:
  • Tries to flip his hat onto his head and drops it
  • Gender relations
  • #metoo
1:26:05:
He fucks off for a while​
1:29:53:
  • Returns with some hemp gummies
  • Makes himself some kind of electrolyte drink
1:37:40:
  • Lisa Simpson is a feminazi
  • Toxic femininity
  • Man cave exists must also have woman cave
1:47:00:
  • One of his weird scenarios
  • Find a girl who likes Pokémon
  • Pokémon pick up lines
1:50:55:
Another one of his weird scenarios​
1:52:00:
Grabs his playboy magazine again​
1:57:19:
  • Snuff
  • Drag queen storytime rant
  • Gender relations rant

That second stream was extra disappointing after watching the Christmas songs stream.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
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Start:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Has 6 patreons and still hasn’t figured out how Patreon works
  • Talks about his Christmas album
  • Using free for use instrumental tracks to make his songs.
3:36:
Plays his version of Jingle Bell Rock​
6:05:
  • Plays his version of Jingle Bells
  • Laughs at his lyrics
8:54:
  • He’s going to make Silent Night but Silent Farts and will open his Christmas album with it.
  • Looks for a free for use Silent Night instrumental
18:05:
  • Records a Royalty Free instrumental of Silent Night
  • Smokes his pipe while he’s waiting for the recording to finish
33:25:
  • Testing the poot sound effects
  • Lisa Simpson is a feminazi
34:04:
Silent Farts​
36:33:
  • KingSoapraJFS He remembered to put the coupon code in the video description.
  • Back to Silent Farts
39:54:
Replays Silent Farts recording and laughs​
42:20:
  • Testing fart sounds to add some atmosphere to the song
  • Putting fart sounds into the song
  • Tests more fart sounds
1:04:00:
Goku fart jokes​
1:30:00:
Tries to fix ‘I ripped ass to warmed up’ part of the song so its more ‘phonicsly’ correct​
1:33:00:
Silent Farts in full​
1:37:19:
  • Puts Silent Farts on ITunes
  • Googles Silent so he spells it correctly
  • Kobra’s Krude Khristmas toons
1:43:17:
  • Looks for royalty free Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
  • Rudolph the red nosed gangster. Should be Cobra the red-eyed boglim
1:46:00:
Checks in on chat, doesn’t like what he sees and goes back to the songs​
1:48:55:
Smokes his pipe while he waits for the music to record​
1:53:30:
Rudolph the red nosed gangster​
1:59:50:
  • Plays his recording of Rudolph the red nosed gangster
  • Looks up a tommy gun sound effect
2:13:28:
  • Posts Rudolph the red nosed gangster on ITunes.
  • Checks the spelling on gangster
2:17:20:
Looks for royalty free Frosty the Snowman instrumental​
2:21:00:
Tries out Frosty the crackhead​
2:24:30:
Ranting about legalizing pot​
2:7:00:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Shills pheromone beard oil
2:20:49:
Shows off his posters​
2:35:00:
  • Stares at the camera while he waits for the music to record
  • Looks up bong rip sound effects
2:50:09:
Changed it to Frosty the Stoned Snowman​
2:51:00:
  • - Frosty the stoned snowman
  • - Ends stream after trying a few times to get the song right


Latest Video:

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Start:
  • Says he got 2 more songs done for his Christmas album and Silent Farts came out exactly how he wanted it to.
  • No alcohol but he doesn’t need it
  • Doing a video response to a Sydney Watson video
  • Looks up the definition of insidious
  • Gender relations
5:55:
  • Talks about a gross dude at the tobacco store and getting boollied for carrying his wand around with him.
  • Troll rant
  • Gender relations double standards
14:20:
Starts Sydney Watson video​
16:19:
  • Smoking his pipe and flicking through a playboy talking about toxic masculinity
  • Back to the video
  • - Gender relations
27:54:
Talks about Candace Owens​
30:22:
  • Applies his goth eyeliner to own the feminazis
  • Paints his nails
  • Parrots what Sydney Watson says
2:25:00:
  • Dry spell
  • Fixes his hair
49:00:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Shills beard oil
  • Double standards in farting
52:40:
  • Gives dating advice
  • Parrots what Sydney Watson says in the video
1:12:40:
  • Men commit suicide more than women
  • Men aren’t allowed to have emotions
1:18:18:
  • Tries to flip his hat onto his head and drops it
  • Gender relations
  • #metoo
1:26:05:
He fucks off for a while​
1:29:53:
  • Returns with some hemp gummies
  • Makes himself some kind of electrolyte drink
1:37:40:
  • Lisa Simpson is a feminazi
  • Toxic femininity
  • Man cave exists must also have woman cave
1:47:00:
  • One of his weird scenarios
  • Find a girl who likes Pokémon
  • Pokémon pick up lines
1:50:55:
Another one of his weird scenarios​
1:52:00:
Grabs his playboy magazine again​
1:57:19:
  • Snuff
  • Drag queen storytime rant
  • Gender relations rant

That second stream was extra disappointing after watching the Christmas songs stream.
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I know, right? Christmas song stream was top tier. His content would be so much better if he just did some shit. Like why the fuck doesn't he ever DO anything? You would think he would post like a wand making video or SOMETHING but every one of his videos is him talking about the exact same shit with some random diamonds in the rough
 
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