Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SeizureRobot5000]

Can I ask btw how did your mouth taske the next day after Drinking like him for a night? Even as a recovering alcoholic I'm curious as to the state of you the next day.

lol, I didn't have any weird tastes the next day, should've skipped brushing my teeth for the full boglim experience. I did however have a headache for the entirety of the next day. I am still left wondering what the hell happened to me that night... I don't drink often, and when I do it's just whiskey, but I didn't think I was a lightweight. I genuinely believe the energy drinks and artificial shit (99 bananas especially) created some profound chemical reaction in my brain, cause I vividly remember the sensation of something being wrong and not being able to see straight. If I ever do it again (still have the everclear, reign and cotton candy macaroni mix), I'll eat something super dense beforehand.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I'll eat something super dense beforehand.

Better make some Dank Pork Ribs or Nachos. Need that full boglim experience

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I genuinely believe the energy drinks and artificial shit (99 bananas especially) created some profound chemical reaction in my brain, cause I vividly remember the sensation of something being wrong and not being able to see straight. If I ever do it again (still have the everclear, reign and cotton candy macaroni mix), I'll eat something super dense beforehand.

Sadly from experience I can explain that for you, the caffeine and you know you talked to BlazingOdin in Josh and addiction he mentioned that some energy drinks that came from the states into Europe have far to much caffeine in them to be legal, well the caffeine mixed with the sugar amps up your metabolism and thus the absorption of the Alcohol, and the artificial stuff like the 99 Banana's uses a kind of alcohol sugar as a major component in it's flavouring but while it's safe to consume it hit's you in a different way causing the more than normal impaired vision, they use these kind of flavourings in the Alcohol as it mixes better with the base alcohol like Rum or Vodka.

It contains more impurities in it your system can't deal with as "easy" as it can with the other alcohol so it hangs around longer, like bootleg booze or some of the more home distilled drinks some people make and while you can drink it it's still got nastier impurities, so combined with the elevated metabolic rate your getting more of the shit stuff bound with the sugar alcohol into your system.

If you want a recovery option go for something Like Dioralite 3 pints of it mixed across the day it will help your body retain water and also add salts back into your system to help flush the alcohol, but be ready for a few really dark and stinky pisses.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Arithmetic For Autistic Cocks would be a super dope band name

Coincidentally, someone also mentioned "Null The Judas" as a band name in another thread and I am making considerations.

I don't drink often, and when I do it's just whiskey, but I didn't think I was a lightweight.

You often pace yourself pretty well. That night, it sounded like you guys were indulging previously made drinks in-between trying new ones. That's what I thought was the culprit, in any case.

We both known why Chauncey didn't get as drunk. It's not a secret when you watch his Twitch stream, he's a big fella. lol

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Coincidentally, someone also mentioned "Null The Judas" as a band name in another thread and I am making considerations.

Band called Null the Judas with a debut album called Arithmetic for Autistic Cocks

 

[MowwNr5]

Band called Null the Judas with a debut album called Arithmetic for Autistic Cocks

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Looks shitty enough to be an album cover of his.

 

[Bogliacci]

It'd be hilarious for a rant on Null, but our boy has no clue who he is lmao

 

[TheGooGooMuck]

Unless that particular trolling picks up to the point where josh has to address it in a video, I think it's one of those things that we might never really know what the call was about. Like even if someone like Courtney were to ask him, he'd probably say something like "oh doode don't even worry about it, my trolls are fucked".

But that is if it's even the "trolls" to begin with. Conspiracy theorists claim it's something Josh has been doing and putting the blame on the trolls.

There didn't seem to be much urgency in the call. It only became important once Josh said he was streaming. Dealing with an addict, you realize even the most mundane issues need to be timed with sobriety.

Once Josh said he was streaming Clint's thought was probably: "fuck let's deal with this shit now so you don't call me black out drunk in 3-8hrs."

 

[Bixby Snyder]

There didn't seem to be much urgency in the call. It only became important once Josh said he was streaming. Dealing with an addict, you realize even the most mundane issues need to be timed with sobriety.

Once Josh said he was streaming Clint's thought was probably: "fuck let's deal with this shit now so you don't call me black out drunk in 3-8hrs."

Follow up stream he just started bitching about trolls getting him blamed for shit. So I bet you are right about everything being ‘important’ when the person is an alcoholic. That thought struck me too, as he was pounding sake straight during the stream leading up.

I don’t think he could even hold a job if he wanted too. Excluding his obvious fucked up hygiene, he would also either smell like booze or just straight up be drunk. He really is too far gone

 

[mikaylatoads]

I still can't get the image of him the other night out of my head. He was absolutely gone, ranting and rambling about nothing even more than he generally does. He wasn't even looking at the chat and hiding his troles.

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes spending more paypig money on scam soap than Clint spends on his boy's groceries

 

[TurdFondler]

It's not a scam, it actually smells good.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I don’t think he could even hold a job if he wanted too. Excluding his obvious fucked up hygiene, he would also either smell like booze or just straight up be drunk. He really is too far gone

He couldn't even hold a dishwashing job.

Warlord was a professional dishwasher, for Christ's sake.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He couldn't even hold a dishwashing job.

Warlord was a professional dishwasher, for Christ's sake.

A while back I argued he could be a Walmart greeter or some tard job…

But you’re right, he’s been a fucking lost cause from the beginning. I’ve tried holding out hope for him but he’s literally become a useless mouth for society to feed. Dare I say, a useless eater?

 

[raticate]

Edit: I've been watching her live for a bit now and I think we may have a Sockness, she is completely schizophrenic.

I skipped to a random part of that 11 hour stream and she was sucking on a pacifier. Perfect company for cobes

 

[Clint's Burden]

It's not a scam, it actually smells good.

I had some. Just sat in my fuckin' bathroom cabinet for like two years or so.

It's uh.....pungent. Particularly the Bond, it is overwhelmingly pungent. I am not surprised women avoid him, it is not a pleasant smell. Smells like dead grandma.

 

[Potion_Time]

I had some. Just sat in my fuckin' bathroom cabinet for like two years or so.

It's uh.....pungent. Particularly the Bond, it is overwhelmingly pungent. I am not surprised women avoid him, it is not a pleasant smell. Smells like dead grandma.

Dead grandma is what sex pheremones smell like trole. Chicks dig guys who smell like dead grandma and as long as he waits patiently one will end his dry spell.

 

[daBonehead]

Cobes spending more paypig money on scam soap than Clint spends on his boy's groceries

Soap hoarding coming in nicely toobz. With a collection like that you'd think he'd have no hygiene problems but our dark lord continues to defy reason and logic.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I don’t think he could even hold a job if he wanted too. Excluding his obvious fucked up hygiene, he would also either smell like booze or just straight up be drunk. He really is too far gone

But you’re right, he’s been a fucking lost cause from the beginning. I’ve tried holding out hope for him but he’s literally become a useless mouth for society to feed. Dare I say, a useless eater?

I hate to say this as I like to think everyone can come back, but some times there are people you can't bring back to normalcy you can just bring them to a lesser level of misery and sadly I think that's what Josh is, He's already got mental health issues, behavioural issues, possible brain damage (from paint fumes, there is a reason your supposed to wear a vent or do it outside) so we're not going to see a return to the old Green Room era Josh where he could hold down even a simple job, work normal hours etc.

He could be doing a lot better, but he's not ever going to be back to where he was before, the best thing that can be hoped for now is some form of managed decline and I think Josh knows this deep down and is essentially just running out the clock till he's put in a pine box.