Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

The other day I was thinking how interesting it would be to be a fly on the wall throughout Cobes day…

Then I thought it through. It would basically be him masturbating like 6 hours a day, drinking till he passes out, and then live-streaming covered in cum while watching a Sydney Watson video — which once he turned off the stream, he would jack it too.

Doesnt have enough time to make a fangirl a custom wand

 

[Clint's Burden]

Well, today is ozzy’s surgery; I wonder if cobra is going to stream about it. He better hurry up and give a circle of protection or ozzy isn’t going to make it.

Man, if he dies, Josh is gunna be absolutely gutted.

If he doesn't do his fictional circle of avada cadaver, the trolls are definitely going to blame him for Ozzy's death and that will set him right the fuck off.

 

[Bogliacci]

If he dies, its a reason for Jonq to raise a bottle and get drunk that day

 

[MowwNr5]

Well, i just spent the last 48 hours walking back to page 250 and watching several hours of complementary youtube videos to try to get up to speed with this trainwreck.
Time well spent, but i might have binged a bit too hard, so it all melded into a continuous stream of farts, belches, spilled surströmming and crackwhore assholes, and i think i might have missed a few things. (i didnt miss Warlord fucking his ass with a dildo, filmed in a very avantgarde angle, FML)

I have 2 questions:
1. What happened to daddy Clint and his apparent studies in psychology to try and help Josh when he was a kid? Did Josh ever mention anything about it? It seems strange that Clint would just say fuck it and let go like that, after investing so much time and effort into helping his son, but if i had to guess, Josh was too retarded to realize he needed a minder and broke off the yoke with his goth badboy bullshit, resulting in his current situation.
2. I distinctly remember that there were several times he bragged about his dick size, but was it ever confirmed or denied? I know one of the women said he has weird balls, but was there ever any SPH action?

 

[Clint's Burden]

1. What happened to daddy Clint and his apparent studies in psychology to try and help Josh when he was a kid? Did Josh ever mention anything about it? It seems strange that Clint would just say fuck it and let go like that, after investing so much time and effort into helping his son.


2. I distinctly remember that there were several times he bragged about his dick size, but was it ever confirmed or denied? I know one of the women said he has weird balls, but was there ever any SPH action?

1. To understand why Clint just gave up, you have to understand how Josh works.

You cannot tell him to do anything. There's no exceptions to that, he will do whatever he wants to do, full stop. Clint spent decades trying to break through this and he failed, he's tired of trying to fix the impossible, so whatever education in special needs psychology he allegedly has is wasted.

2. There are a number of dick pictures on here. You be the judge. I'm not getting out rulers and doing arithmetic for autistic cocks.

 

[mikaylatoads]

Any update on the clint call? I didn't see anything in the last few pages.

 

[MowwNr5]

1. To understand why Clint just gave up, you have to understand how Josh works.

You cannot tell him to do anything. There's no exceptions to that, he will do whatever he wants to do, full stop. Clint spent decades trying to break through this and he failed, he's tired of trying to fix the impossible, so whatever education in special needs psychology he allegedly has is wasted.

2. There are a number of dick pictures on here. You be the judge. I'm not getting out rulers and doing arithmetic for autistic cocks.

Well, that's a google search i won't soon live down, but i got what i wanted. A bit disappointed that it looks completely normal, but i also found out that he claimed it reaches his bellybutton lol.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Then I thought it through. It would basically be him masturbating like 6 hours a day, drinking till he passes out, and then live-streaming covered in cum while watching a Sydney Watson video — which once he turned off the stream, he would jack it too.

You'll be able to cronical the rise of new wanker scabs.

1. What happened to daddy Clint and his apparent studies in psychology to try and help Josh when he was a kid? Did Josh ever mention anything about it? It seems strange that Clint would just say fuck it and let go like that, after investing so much time and effort into helping his son, but if i had to guess, Josh was too retarded to realize he needed a minder and broke off the yoke with his goth badboy bullshit, resulting in his current situation.

From my reading of it and the time line he did that when Josh was 14/15 years old so a bit late for him to have any effect on what josh would be like growing up, he's done more with his Photography and Acting than he has with any Special Education he partook in, I know he's taken Josh to see a psychiatrist for various issues because he's claims as much josh has mentioned it and medication he's been prescribed.

Josh is in that weird place on the spectrum where he's functioning enough to know he's disabled but not able enough to realise what he's doing wrong and have a coping strategy to at least lessen his own problems, Clint's aware of that and has offered on phone to send him back to counselling etc, If anything I think that might be Clints hope that Josh crashes so hard he realises that he needs help and asks for it as forcing it on him wont work.

From the Clint messages on Reddit, he's claimed that Josh the moment he turned 18 he started smoking and got him to help him get a flat because that was he wouldn't be treated like a kid i.e. being forced to change his cloths, wash himself, brush his teeth etc and there would be nobody to force him to do it, it got that bad according to him he had to come and clean josh's flat for hours every other week and take his cloths to the laundrette with all the windows wound down because they stunk so bad.

As I said before josh was likely a really difficult Child to live with, and that lends credence to it - forcing him to do something wont help because that will make him dig his heels in harder and not do it, the only way to get him to accept help is for him to come to the conclusion he needs it himself.

Oddly I think this is why Josh hasn't got a good relationship with his sisters, he was awful to be around growing up and the main focus of attention was Josh, that's why he rarely talks to them even over the phone and see's them in person even less.

 

[Bogliacci]

The ultimate nail in Cobes' coffin is that he want to die and knows he's killing himself, so he doesn't give a damn about getting better.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Well, that's a google search i won't soon live down, but i got what i wanted. A bit disappointed that it looks completely normal, but i also found out that he claimed it reaches his bellybutton lol.

Josh clearly has genital warts on the head of his dick. Those are not lesions or "wanker scabs" as he puts it. I'll tell you that so you don't have to go look.

Let's skip the whole "Hey that's a gross and weird fuckin' thing to know" part. I know it is, I'm not unaware of this fact. Sometimes learning lore and shit about Josh requires you to see things you don't want to see.

edit: lmao every top Google search for "Wanker Scabs" is Josh related. Urban dictionary definition is as is:

Wanker Scab
A wanker scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.

Example: I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.

by OldLeech September 24, 2019

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Any update on the clint call? I didn't see anything in the last few pages.

Unless that particular trolling picks up to the point where josh has to address it in a video, I think it's one of those things that we might never really know what the call was about. Like even if someone like Courtney were to ask him, he'd probably say something like "oh doode don't even worry about it, my trolls are fucked".

But that is if it's even the "trolls" to begin with. Conspiracy theorists claim it's something Josh has been doing and putting the blame on the trolls.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

But that is if it's even the "trolls" to begin with. Conspiracy theorists claim it's something Josh has been doing and putting the blame on the trolls.

I’m surprised him sending jerk-off pics to random girls after brief communication hasn’t caught up to him. Shit like that is taken serious. All it would take is one underage troll girl and he would be fucked… or at least in mild trouble

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

What happened to daddy Clint and his apparent studies in psychology to try and help Josh when he was a kid? Did Josh ever mention anything about it? It seems strange that Clint would just say fuck it and let go like that, after investing so much time and effort into helping his son, but if i had to guess, Josh was too retarded to realize he needed a minder and broke off the yoke with his goth badboy bullshit, resulting in his current situation.

So far Clint has used his psychology book learning to hide Josh away in a rotten apartment and drop off his unwanted dead dog chair. Not even kidding about the second part.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

So far Clint has used his psychology book learning to hide Josh away in a rotten apartment and drop off his unwanted dead dog chair. Not even kidding about the second part.

To be fair to Josh he could have had sentimental attachment to it, while not as large I still have the Collar, Lead and Bowl of my dog who died in 2016 and that's why he got or wanted to keep the chair.

Can I ask btw how did your mouth taske the next day after Drinking like him for a night? Even as a recovering alcoholic I'm curious as to the state of you the next day.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Can I ask btw how did your mouth taske the next day after Drinking like him for a night? Even as a recovering alcoholic I'm curious as to the state of you the next day.

Kinda unrelated but was reading about sugar and hangovers. Seems no real definitive proof it makes it worse or not, but interestingly they found a link between carbonated mixers and raised alcohol levels.

Kinda explains our boy getting smashed after only a few Cobra Cocktails…

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Kinda unrelated but was reading about sugar and hangovers. Seems no real definitive proof it makes it worse or not, but interestingly they found a link between carbonated mixers and raised alcohol levels.

Kinda explains our boy getting smashed after only a few Cobra Cocktails…

Yea I can say from experience sadly Sugar isn't a accelerator but the CO2 is*, combine that with the ungodly levels of Caffine in the American energy drinks it's going to get him fucked faster, Mixing Caffine and Booze is a insane drain on the Kidneys and Liver, let alone mixing a Engergy Drinks a upper and a downer together is on his psychiatry.

*= When i started getting drunk at home rather than going the pub I noticed that 5 Double rum and Cokes in the pub didn't get me as sloshed as the same at home. The differance was the Coke in a bottle was gassier than the Coke in pups thats mixed from syrup at the tap.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Use a straw

That will get you fucked up quick

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

1. To understand why Clint just gave up, you have to understand how Josh works.

You cannot tell him to do anything. There's no exceptions to that, he will do whatever he wants to do, full stop. Clint spent decades trying to break through this and he failed, he's tired of trying to fix the impossible, so whatever education in special needs psychology he allegedly has is wasted.

2. There are a number of dick pictures on here. You be the judge. I'm not getting out rulers and doing arithmetic for autistic cocks.

Arithmetic For Autistic Cocks would be a super dope band name

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Well, i just spent the last 48 hours walking back to page 250 and watching several hours of complementary youtube videos to try to get up to speed with this trainwreck.
Time well spent, but i might have binged a bit too hard, so it all melded into a continuous stream of farts, belches, spilled surströmming and crackwhore assholes, and i think i might have missed a few things. (i didnt miss Warlord fucking his ass with a dildo, filmed in a very avantgarde angle, FML)

I have 2 questions:
1. What happened to daddy Clint and his apparent studies in psychology to try and help Josh when he was a kid? Did Josh ever mention anything about it? It seems strange that Clint would just say fuck it and let go like that, after investing so much time and effort into helping his son

Josh is the type of guy that if you tell him to brush his teeth cause his breath stinks he’ll go out and shovel dogshit in his mouth declaring “OH YOU THINK MY BREATH SMELLS LIKE SHIT?!? I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT SHIT BREATH SMELLS LIKE MOTHERFUCKER DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO”

Trying to help this colossal retard just makes the issue worse. The guy jerks off, cums on his floor, and puts his dick away and resumes whatever it was he was doing moments earlier. It’s probably because his dad told him to stop cumming on an old sock and use toilet paper to clean himself up like a normal person and he said “This is fucking bullshit dood my dad- MY DAD thinks he can tell me where to cum. Dood I’m a fucking adult I’ll cum on a sock- I’LL CUM on a sock if I want to. Actually you know what? I’m not gonna clean up my cum at all! It’s my cum and if I don’t
want to clean it up it’s not anybodies business doood gnomesayin?”

If I was Clint I’d have disowned cobra entirely, moved out of state and changed all my contact info. I used an analogy earlier but Clint really is Sisyphus. 30 years of rolling a boulder up a mountain and as soon as he turns his head it up and rolls itself right back down and shoots a load into the carpet

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Josh is the type of guy that if you tell him to brush his teeth cause his breath stinks he’ll go out and shovel dogshit in his mouth declaring “OH YOU THINK MY BREATH SMELLS LIKE SHIT?!? I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT SHIT BREATH SMELLS LIKE MOTHERFUCKER DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO”

Trying to help this colossal retard just makes the issue worse. The guy jerks off, cums on his floor, and puts his dick away and resumes whatever it was he was doing moments earlier. It’s probably because his dad told him to stop cumming on an old sock and use toilet paper to clean himself up like a normal person and he said “This is fucking bullshit dood my dad- MY DAD thinks he can tell me where to cum. Dood I’m a fucking adult I’ll cum on a sock- I’LL CUM on a sock if I want to. Actually you know what? I’m not gonna clean up my cum at all! It’s my cum and if I don’t
want to clean it up it’s not anybodies business doood gnomesayin?”

Pathological Demand Avoidance, is what you are looking for. It can be basic interpersonal demands like Dude you stink please take a bath, right upto basic societal norms, like Don't spooge on the floor, don't be drunk, don't pick up fag buts and smoke them, and then don't act like a entitled shitbag.

Edit to add -

This is Josh to a tee.

• resists and avoids the ordinary demands of life
• uses social strategies as part of avoidance, for example, distracting, giving excuses
• appears sociable, but lacks some understanding
• experiences excessive mood swings and impulsivity
• appears comfortable in role play and pretence
• displays obsessive behaviour that is often focused on other people.