Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Elbow Greased Strength said:
Dank new hat, dank drink combo, dank movie. TWU. Much better than a 7 hour stream to say the same things he did in 8 minutes.

EDIT: That Beavis and Butthead impersonation was surprisingly capable. Not the best but not bad either.
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Of all his “talents”, his impersonations are definitely his best. Surprising given that he can’t sing for shit.
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
We all know he would rather end up homeless than put down the bottle
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Josh says a lot of shit that he doesn't really mean, especially when it comes to "If X happens, I'm gunna do Y."

Here, I'll give you a good example. Lots of people memory hole this, but Josh has said a handful of times "If I get kicked out of this apartment, if I have to leave, I'll kill myself before I leave." (If someone knows the source, lemme know. I know he said it.) My man is very alive to this day despite his eviction. He'll talk a big game but when he has to face the consequences, he shuts his mouth and does what he's told (Mostly.)

If he had a father that put his fucking foot down consistently throughout his life, he'd easily be going down a different route, but he didn't. He had Clint, who is a male feminist who wears dresses and drinks fucking whey protein in his experimental photography course.
 
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TurdFondler said:
He doesn't need to drink to have fun. Just one drink in the morning, hair of the dog, then a few more at 5pm and he saves the rest for the weekend.
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I don't get how drunks do it. The few times I've been truly hungover the idea of drinking any form of alcohol makes me want to projectile vomit. It's waking up after poisoning yourself and taking more poison to ease the feeling of being poisoned.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
I don't get how drunks do it. The few times I've been truly hungover the idea of drinking any form of alcohol makes me want to projectile vomit. It's waking up after poisoning yourself and taking more poison to ease the feeling of being poisoned.
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The first drink sucks but then you kinda ease into it. Without TMI, I used to get black out and then start next morning again and would dread the first drink but knew would feel okay after it.

Cobes probably doesn’t stream sometimes because he’s feeling like shit and either has no booze or is trying to get some into him to get up to streaming
 
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Deathfromabove said:
I don't get how drunks do it. The few times I've been truly hungover the idea of drinking any form of alcohol makes me want to projectile vomit. It's waking up after poisoning yourself and taking more poison to ease the feeling of being poisoned.
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As said before, hair of the dog. It doesn't cure a hangover, it just keeps you buzzed/drunk. Personally, I just micro dose some shrooms and after the rough wake up, it gets much better. Include some lions mane capsules and fresh water and bada bing!

Or just continue getting hammered, rail some dirty blow and slide into an early grave with them devil forks up like a cot damn man.
 
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