Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

Ugly painting

The josh spergouts off lives are too real, sad we don't see them. I'm convinced that's how he goes through is phones so fast, spergs and throws/slams them.

 

[RollingRock]

Ugly painting

Whats even going on with his fish lips

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I’m just imagining him either craning his head to the spoon or ramming it straight through the carp lip tunnel. Either way, it would be comedy gold.

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What's a decade in Boglim Years?

I wanna pay someone to draw Jord with Pokemon evolution stages

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

New hat?

 

[RollingRock]

New hat?

TWU

How long until it turns into a faded mystery stained crumpled mess like the ol' pie high?

 

[crying and shidding]

New hat?

god damn he's feeling good. wearing a new hat, sippin on cheap vodka and mtn dew, smoking on the new cobra pipe, watching the new beavis and butthead movie, had to stop halfway through to throw up a quick gender relations video for the toobz, then right back to the laughs doode. livin the rockstar villain lifestyle doode it's just what it iissss haha yesss.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

TWU
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How long until it turns into a faded mystery stained crumpled mess like the ol' pie high?

His last goth cowboy hat lasted a year…so, a year maybe

 

[Clint's Burden]

I wanna pay someone to draw Jord with Pokemon evolution stages

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Gimme a bit, bud.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It’s good he gets a little happiness every now and then. I get frustrated by the little shit but if anyone needs an occasional win, it’s him. It’s kinda fucked though because a ‘win’ to him is basically more fuel for his addictions and delusions.

It is what it is, toobz

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

TWU
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How long until it turns into a faded mystery stained crumpled mess like the ol' pie high?

Stinky cowboy

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

god damn he's feeling good. wearing a new hat, sippin on cheap vodka and mtn dew, smoking on the new cobra pipe, watching the new beavis and butthead movie, had to stop halfway through to throw up a quick gender relations video for the toobz, then right back to the laughs doode. livin the rockstar villain lifestyle doode it's just what it iissss haha yesss.

Dank new hat, dank drink combo, dank movie. TWU. Much better than a 7 hour stream to say the same things he did in 8 minutes.

EDIT: That Beavis and Butthead impersonation was surprisingly capable. Not the best but not bad either.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Someone need to start taking screen caps of the hat and see how it age like they did with the last one lol

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Someone need to start taking screen caps of the hat and see how it age like they did with the last one lol

It’ll have ash on it by end of the week, and cum stains by end of the month.

 

[shaverinocory]

It’ll have ash on it by end of the week, and cum stains by end of the month.

I don't know, Jord, the lord of edging, could probably splat the hat after a few chaturbate sessions

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

I wanna pay someone to draw Jord with Pokemon evolution stages

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Boygo > Boggie > Boglim

 

[Clint's Burden]

I get frustrated by the little shit but if anyone needs an occasional win, it’s him.

He needs a reality check, that's what he needs. That'll help him, that'll be a big win for him.

 

[Big Nasty]

Yeah, Goocheese

If Captain Content got his STD RV up to Wyoming, then Cobras dry spell would be over for sure.

Cappy would totally do Warlord though.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

He needs a reality check, that's what he needs. That'll help him, that'll be a big win for him.

Is a wake up call for Josh even possible anymore? I don't think he can escape his alchoholism at this point, he doesn't even want to try cutting back on the drinking.

We all know he would rather end up homeless than put down the bottle

 

[Bogliacci]

He needs a reality check, that's what he needs. That'll help him, that'll be a big win for him.

It's never gonna happen at this point dude. Jorps chosen this path, and even his teeth falling out isn't gonna wake him up.

 

[TurdFondler]

He doesn't need to drink to have fun. Just one drink in the morning, hair of the dog, then a few more at 5pm and he saves the rest for the weekend.