Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE GKC NEW YEAR LIVESTREAM

Spoiler: ARCHIVE video responce

Start:

• Still trying to get monitorization back on his channel
• Shills his PayPal #youdo’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
• Shoutout to his Patreons
• Shills his people suck I need a beer t shirt
• Drinking Heineken #NotASponsorJustFreeAdvertisement
• Coof rant

6:13:

• Starts watching a Sydney Watson video
• Doesn’t care if everyone who watches his channel hates when he watches Sydney Watson
• Dating is a capitalisation on loneliness

8:40:

• Real men buy gas for their girlfriends

11:10:

• Tells Sydney Watson she would get really rich if she opens an OF

12:35:

• Going on Chaturbate and OF and using a pocket pussy is easier than trying to meet a real girl. Blames women.

14:50:

• Uses Chaturbate when he’s feeling down about his dry spell

16:24:

• Rant about getting friend zoned

18:18:

• You don’t have to pay to see hot naked chicks online but it feels more personal when you do.
• Googles big titty goth girls
• Gender inequality in slut shaming

21:39:

• Women can hit men but men can’t hit women. Kobes stop, this is not the move.
• Men aren’t allowed to join the body positivity movement.

25:00:

• Kobes is friends with lots of hot chicks on Facebook and sometimes they post lewds.
• Sydney Watson would make lots of money if she had an OF
• Probably Sydney Watson wants to be known for her content not her looks

28:30:

• Double standards in body shaming/ slut shaming
• Talks about make-up

31:00:

• Compares OF to a tobacco store
• Dry spell
• Feminism

32:27:

• You can’t call women cock loving sluts nowadays without people thinking you’re an asshole.
• - Dry spell

34:11:

• Buying ladies drinks at a bar is Capitalism at its finest
• Women never buy drinks for dudes.

31:10:

• BELLE DELPHINE MADE $1 MILLION SELLING BATHWATER?!
• If there weren’t already pictures of Kobes dick floating around the internet he would do an OF

38:45:

• NOT SEX WORK, IT’S CALLED TASTEFUL NUDES
• Trolls will steal your OF content and spread it around for free

40:25

• Talking about people who are sexually attracted to cars
• Kink shaming car fuckers

43:33:

• He liked a comment on this video saying that if Sydney Watson had an OF he would make a lot of money. Just an observation toobs

45:09:

• Spending time and money on Chaturbate is much better than feeling sad about his dry spell
• Chaturbate is better than conventional porn because female empowerment.
• Says the me too movement was for women to share their sexual assault stories so that men could come forward and admit being sexualy assaulted also.

53:35:

• Sydney Watson, sometimes it’s not so easy for even 6ft attractive good looking people like Kobes to get kissed IRL
• Rant about men and women talking shit about each other
• Easier to pay a chick money on OF so she can call you sexy
• Gives one of his scenarios - women’s clothes.

1:03:00:

• Chaturbate is not as good as the real thing.

1:04:30:

• Emotions are contagious + examples

1:06:28:

• KingSoapraJFS!
• Shills beard oil

1:11:44:

• Parrots things Sydney Watson says

1:18:00:

• Men are already used to paying for things for women, it’s easier to throw money at women on OF to get guaranteed titties, but not the same
• No way to get accused of sexul assault with E-girls
• Women are allowed to stare at men’s muscles and don’t get shamed for it

1:23:10:

• Leering at Twitch Thots
• Americans are not having sex. Kobes feels better he’s not the only person who’s lonely and miserable
• Society puts too much pressure on people to have sex

1:28:54:

• Kobes wouldn’t watch Chaturbate if he had a real of age girlfriend
• OF is not sex work

1:34:00:

• The female form has been sexualised to such a point that a woman can’t post a tasteful nude covered in flour without it being sexualised.
• Parrots what Sydney Watson says

1:45:00:

• Ranting about incels. Simps are nice guys.

1:50:00:

• Chaturbate doesn’t consume his life.

1:5:00:

• Pissed off he keeps pressing the wrong button
• Piss break

1:54:19:

• Returns
• Another video
• Shills his carpet. Has 2 sales already.
• Has to poop and trying to hold it in

2:02:29:

• Ordering food
• Being vegan isn’t that bad but this one is annoying.

2:08:33:

• Starts video and parrots what the person in the video says

2:12:32:

• Parroting what the person in the video is saying
• Vegan rant

2:20:12:

• Don’t get offended by Kobes language rant

2:21:15:

• Chicken pun

2:22:40:

• Plants have feelings too rant

2:25:36:

• Foods here, he ordered McDonalds
• McDonalds CocaCola is the best
• #NotASponsorJustFreeAdvertisement

2:29:06:

• Sesame seed bun action
• Eats burger like an apple
• Bacon cheeseburger is a balanced meal

2:31:12:

• Pickle action
• Vegan music rant

2:35:36:

• Leave Billie Elijh alone!

2:39:20:

• Talks about the vegan teacher sucking his dick

2:41:35:

• Leave the Devil alone!
• Rants about coof

2:44:05:

• Drinks his fries
• Leave the Devil Alone

2:46:45:

• Ketchup is a personal choice
• Vegan rant

2:50:07:

• Playing guitar and singing about eating meat

2:52:15:

• Balanced diet PSA
• Guitar shredding
• Cave men weren’t vegan rant
• Guitar shredding
• Vegan rant

2:57:53:

• Mongoose hate rant
• Vegan teacher is not a real stoner rant
• Guitar shredding

3:05:40:

• Vegan rant
• Says this next part gives him Heaven’s Gate vibes

3:09:10:

• Eating vegetables is double murder because you’re takig food out of the animal’s mouths.
• Parrots what the person in the video says

3:11:29:

• Playing guitar and singing a song about cooking burgers

3:15:14:

• Goes off to take a shit while singing the vegan teacher says what’s in your toilet

3:17:00:

• The human that’s pooping in me is not a vegan

3:20:11:

• Returns
• Back to ranting about vegans

3:23:30:

• Guitar shredding

3:27:09:

• Guitar shredding before jumping into Lizzo video

3:30:59:

• Watching a video about Lizzo
• Fat shaming
• Double standards gender relations
• Yeah he eats McDonalds but sometimes he walks and cycles

3:34:23:

• Body shaming girl in video for having hairy pits

3:36:13:

• Body positivity movement rant

3:36:28:

• ‘Balooba’ whale look. LOL racist!
• Gender relations rant

3:41:00:

• Some people can’t help being fat but these people just choose not to work out or eat right rant

3:43:00:

• We all die alone

3:47:00:

• Talking about Eugenia Cooney having an ED

3:53:00:

• He’s texting and just playing the video

3:54:30:

• Tells a story about being body shamed in high school and says that’s partly why he has an ED.
• Goes back to watching the video and just nods his head along to the ad.
• Ends the stream after the ad.

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

SeizureRobot5000 has been doing a long stream with Bitesize Cobra Videos and TWU Games. It's been pretty great,

Here's a bit where they talk about this thread. @Ellesse_warrior Bitesize almost called you out by name!
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I was trying to stay up to get a whole copy. SeizureRobot even got a donation asking if he would keep it up and he said yes, but clearly that didn't happen. I got this single clip about 2 minutes before the video went private. Sorry I couldn't get the whole thing, boys.
TWUGames if you're reading this, you're a cool guy, but you came off as a total sperg. Stop talking about your wife so much.
Snake Bones if you're reading this, get me on the show! Or Ellesse!

Edit: the stream is back up. 7 hours of goodness.

Is anything remotely interesting covered in those livestreams by people who aren't Cobes himself? I definitely appreciate the content they make but I don't understand why I should want to watch a multi-hour livestream from them. Definitely not trying to hate, I love watching bitesized

 

[Barbarus]

Is anything remotely interesting covered in those livestreams by people who aren't Cobes himself? I definitely appreciate the content they make but I don't understand why I should want to watch a multi-hour livestream from them. Definitely not trying to hate, I love watching bitesized

Seizure makes some pretty decent videos in an episodic series, They are mostly discussions on various topics relating to Cobes, could tell you the topics and go into detail on them but it would sound like a turn off if I am honest, I mean telling you that its two people talking about why Cobra drinks, or why he is angry does not sound too inviting. The only way you would really know if it was worth watching the stuff is by watching them honestly! The Livestream by extension is just a longer episode with Viewer interaction

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Is anything remotely interesting covered in those livestreams by people who aren't Cobes himself? I definitely appreciate the content they make but I don't understand why I should want to watch a multi-hour livestream from them. Definitely not trying to hate, I love watching bitesized

Bitesize videos are really just to document and shorten an existing Cobra video. Snake Bones (SeizureRobot) seems like to talk about Cobra as a whole, how he has effected people's lives, and thoughts of him from the past and predictions for the future. It's really just like any podcast run by a super fan of a subject. It's not for everybody, but I'd easily sit down for 7 more hours of Snake Bones than 20 fucking minutes of Josh "improving gender relayshuns" to Stinky Crotchson video responces.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Bitesize videos are really just to document and shorten an existing Cobra video. Snake Bones (SeizureRobot) seems like to talk about Cobra as a whole, how he has effected people's lives, and thoughts of him from the past and predictions for the future. It's really just like any podcast run by a super fan of a subject. It's not for everybody, but I'd easily sit down for 7 more hours of Snake Bones than 20 fucking minutes of Josh "improving gender relayshuns" to Stinky Crotchson video responces.

If you see a GIANT KFS stream and don't have time/real shit to do, give it a few days, sometimes even hours, and bitesize hops on it with his crew. he's in the UK so there's a delay but his crew in discord (no, not THAT discord) timestamp shit and he goes in and makes it magic. Comically enough, he cuts out ALL guitar parts, just a little noodle noise then<CUT> next autistic point

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

Bitesize videos are really just to document and shorten an existing Cobra video. Snake Bones (SeizureRobot) seems like to talk about Cobra as a whole, how he has effected people's lives, and thoughts of him from the past and predictions for the future. It's really just like any podcast run by a super fan of a subject. It's not for everybody, but I'd easily sit down for 7 more hours of Snake Bones than 20 fucking minutes of Josh "improving gender relayshuns" to Stinky Crotchson video responces.

Just to be clear I am a huge fan of the content that Bitesize makes, I also cannot sit through a whole livestream from Cobes where he repeats the same shit ad nauseam.
I think I find the meta discussion a little weird. It is interesting to see different cliques of his fans going on. That Courtney lady has a discord with "fans" and a bunch of juggalo trolls who are fans because they can fuck with Cobes pretty easily. There is a small clique of people surrounding these Youtube guys, there is here, and the subreddit.
I'm sure overlap exists but all the communities have very different vibes. Anyway I am high and rambling.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Just to be clear I am a huge fan of the content that Bitesize makes, I also cannot sit through a whole livestream from Cobes where he repeats the same shit ad nauseam.
I think I find the meta discussion a little weird. It is interesting to see different cliques of his fans going on. That Courtney lady has a discord with "fans" and a bunch of juggalo trolls who are fans because they can fuck with Cobes pretty easily. There is a small clique of people surrounding these Youtube guys, there is here, and the subreddit.
I'm sure overlap exists but all the communities have very different vibes. Anyway I am high and rambling.

I liken Courtney and that discord to kind of like the idea guys for CWC. Courtney and her gaggle of faggots are all complete waste of space and are just out to troll. They are one layer from the retards at Reddit.

sadly, she and her gang have Josh very comfortable and very open into me with them and they use that and he has no idea. It's kind of sad but I feel worse for them that they have to do that to someone who's superbly disconnected from reality.

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

I liken Courtney and that discord to kind of like the idea guys for CWC. Courtney and her gaggle of faggots are all complete waste of space and are just out to troll. They are one layer from the retards at Reddit.

sadly, she and her gang have Josh very comfortable and very open into me with them and they use that and he has no idea. It's kind of sad but I feel worse for them that they have to do that to someone who's superbly disconnected from reality.

I spent quite a bit of time in the Courtney Sucks discord and it is clear they are trolling Josh and Cyrax. There was some coordinated trolling of other small mentally challenged youtubers happening by this try-hard guy called Bloated Keke and a group of juggalos. Lots of sketchy retarded shit happening in the Discord. Josh, Richie Reit, Cyrax, and other smaller youtubers they have targeted are all members of the Discord and frequently post/chat there.

I think there is a secondary server where they coordinate a lot of the trolling to solicite nudes and catfish and whatnot but I have basically been stonewalled at this point for asking too many questions.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Just to be clear I am a huge fan of the content that Bitesize makes, I also cannot sit through a whole livestream from Cobes where he repeats the same shit ad nauseam.
I think I find the meta discussion a little weird. It is interesting to see different cliques of his fans going on. That Courtney lady has a discord with "fans" and a bunch of juggalo trolls who are fans because they can fuck with Cobes pretty easily. There is a small clique of people surrounding these Youtube guys, there is here, and the subreddit.
I'm sure overlap exists but all the communities have very different vibes. Anyway I am high and rambling.

I dabble in all the communities, but this one is my favorite. The reddit is more active and has tons of art and original content, but their general vibe towards cobra is bi-polar to put it lightly. The guests snake bones had on (bitesize TWUGames) are two examples of proper people to talk about in the fan section of the cobraverse.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Hey toobz, Cobes is live again for another response video:

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

He uploaded a night video while he was live?

Spoiler: ARCHIVE night video

Start:
- Straight away ranting about women not shaving their pits
- He's pissed off with hair being a political issue.
- White people with dreadlocks. The hair isn't going out of it's way to racially insult you.
- Minorities are told they can't wear their hair a certain way but their white colleagues get away with it.
5:50:
- Racism exits in all races
- Talking about how he took a shit during his last stream.
- Stupid for people to try to tell people what to eat when racism and sexism exists.
- Liking certain colours is toxic masculinity
- Burkas
10:30:
- Some of his jokes in his last live stream may make him look sexist but if Amy Schumer made those jokes it would be okay.
- Women have rights now.
12:50:
- Hairy pits rant
- Weird scenario about a couple having a farting contest.
- Rant about feminists
17:05:
- People have different tastes/ standards in the dating scene and shouldn't be shamed for it.
- Talking about people getting offended by his videos where he's pooping or cussing.
- It's okay to be offended sometimes.
- Back to talking about pooping in his last stream.
21:00:
- Talking about eating ass and farting
- He wasn't making fun of vegans, he was making fun of the extremists.
24:00:
- Cracking himself up with feminazi jokes.
26:00:
- Eating vegetables is double murder because you're eating the animal's food
- Be a vegan if you want just don't be an asshole about it.
- Hairy pits rant
30:20:
- His point is people are getting judges right down to the hair they're growing out of their bodies.
- Weird scenario about feminist with pink hair screaming through a megaphone while naked at an elderly man.
- Men can't protest naked.
35:30:
- Talks about an offensive t-shirt in an Australian store which Sydney Watson was talking about. Moral of the story, sexism towards men is okay in Australia.
39:30:
- He wasn't trying to piss anyone off with the video responses earlier.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Cobra is currently being interviewed by some southern yokel named VTownTheBadGuy

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Cobra is currently being interviewed by some southern yokel named VTownTheBadGuy

Haven't had a chance to watch this yet but is there going to be a part 2?

New BCV:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE KingCobraJFS Sex Workers and the Brown Note

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Latest Chillin stream

Start:

• Video response
• Says he’ll be doing an interview with Robbie today also. (In the pit interview)
• Says he watched a portion of the video he’s going to respond to an he was visibly shook
• There’s a TikTok #KillAllMen. He is triggered.
• Men wouldn’t be able to get away with this!

4:00:

• Starts video
• Watches the ad and then stops the video to rant about gender inequality

7:03:

Talking about men not being allowed to hit women. Please stop Kobes!

8:52:

Ordering some caffeine for his interview

12:03:

• Back to the video
• THERE’S LITERALLY A WOMAN ON TIKTOK TRYING TO KILL ALL MEN!

17:19:

• Rant about a woman on TikTok and how she needs to be fucked.
• It’s a 10 month old video

19:35:

COULD YOU FUCKING IMAGINE IF WOMEN DIDN’T PULL THIS CRAP?

20:40:

Demonstrating the incorrect way to compliment a woman on her hair.

23:11:

If you’ve had a bad experience with men or women, move on

24:10:

• Reads about the SCUM manifesto
• Women have more rights then men because men can’t post stuff like #killallmen on TikTok

28:40:

• The problems in our society were created by people blaming men for everything
• Weird example of a man beating up a girl on her period

32:00:

When men post about killing people on social media it get’s investigated, why aren’t they investigating these women

33:38:

• His monitorization isn’t working.
• Shills his PayPay #Donationsaren’trequiredjustgreatlyappreciated
• Shills his T-shirts
• Says his friends birthday is coming up it would be great if he had a shit tonne of money for it

38:50:

Food arrives, he got Mexican food

41:10:

• Has to look up his order details to figure out what he ordered
• Plays the video while he’s looking

42:43:

Describes what he got in his bowl

43:50:

Yukbang

46:55:

• Shaving your pits is a personal choice, people don’t need to make it political
• Back to stuffing his face
• Bowl is devoured in 3 minutes

52:00:

• Onto the chips and queso
• Chokes on his soda

54:00:

• Slurps queso
• Talking about Mexican restaurants

56:40:

• Bad chips and queso joke
• Bad Fonzie joke

58:52:

Dip action

1:01:18:

Shills his carpet

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Hairy pitted feminists, cultural appropriated dreads, and vegans? Jord's new content is straight out of 2011. Is the Sydney Watson fetish to blame for this "I'm 14 and this is my first summer on the internet" phase?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Hairy pitted feminists, cultural appropriated dreads, and vegans? Jord's new content is straight out of 2011. Is the Sydney Watson fetish to blame for this "I'm 14 and this is my first summer on the internet" phase?

I've never watched Sydney Watson but I hate her. The most interesting thing Kobes did all day was take a shit LOL

Spoiler: ARCHIVE I Have To Poop / KingCobraJFS

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Happy New Years From the Pit part 1

 

[Mr Sister]

he has left his stream on while he is outside smoking, etc. plenty of times, why does he think shitting is any different? That was great, all that huffing and puffing about not wanting to leave the stream to poop, followed by him thinking he needs to keep entertaining by yelling from the bathroom. So bizarre, people don't do that lol just do your business then come back josh

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

he has left his stream on while he is outside smoking, etc. plenty of times, why does he think shitting is any different? That was great, all that huffing and puffing about not wanting to leave the stream to poop, followed by him thinking he needs to keep entertaining by yelling from the bathroom. So bizarre, people don't do that lol just do your business then come back josh

Years back he shat on stream and got teased for it, so proceeded to autistically declare how he totally wouldn't drop deuce when online anymore. iirc he actually made it a point of pride how he totally wasn't going to do it anymore. Several times over the course of a few months.

I guess this is supposed to be like a treat for the longtime fans or something. 'Hey gang, remember this old gem?!' type deal.

 

[RollingRock]

Yet the guy has no problem sharing this with his "fans." And this was back when he streamed on Facebook live so most/some of the viewers would've been friends family or other people in town.
Edit: You can see the viewer count go up on the top left as he embarrasses himself lol

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Kobes' latest chillin stream:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE chillin

Start:
- What creates incels and feminazis?
- Our society is going to a nutshell and back, LOL what?
- The main reason incels hate women and feminazis hate men is because they just haven't found the right one.
- Talks about the #killallmen TikTok video he was talking about earlier.
5:25:
- Gender relations rant
7:19:
- Says he'll be doing a guitar stream later
8:07:
- Feminism lecture
11:30:
- Shoutout to Deathbed Tapes for putting out his Christmas album.
- 2020 was shit but 2021 will be an awesome year for Kobes.
12:55:
- Incels / Feminazis rant
- Bitching about the #killallmen again
14:40:
- Being ridiculed by being called a woman is sexism
- Men can't hit women. Plz stop.
- Gender relations rant
17:00:
- Don't get pressured by society to have sex
- Feminism rant
19:00:
- Feminazi's have just had lousy dick and now hate men
- Incels have just had lousy pussy and that's why they hate women
- Gender based stereotypes rant
21:19:
- KingSoapraJFS!
- Gender relations rant
23:20:
- Get all the incels and feminazi's together in a room so they can fuck. Problem solved.
25:30:
- Gender relations rant
27:13:
- Women get away with fat shaming, and talking about violence and rape but men don't
29:00:
- Society puts too much pressure on men to have sex.
- Unironically says Alpha Male
- Gender relations rant
32:30:
- Weird comparison about going into the wilds and getting bitten by a cobra
35:00:
- Talking about the Australian Target tshirts again.
38:00:
- Gender stereotypes rant again.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE KingCobraJFS shits himself in bed

This video got so dark so quick

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Back at it with the black magic