Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
The subreddit has made frequent mentions of Jord "sexually harassing people in school" over the past several days and I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about, did new information come to light? I can't find what they're talking about and at best some people are pointing to the fact he chimped out a few times over him reminiscing on HS and droning off into stories about how "So everyone else can run around pinching asscheeks but if I so much as LOOK at them I'M the pervert?!" and that doesn't seem like it would warrant such a response.

Did something pop up or are they just being faggots?
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If I know the subreddit they are just being faggots. I've never seen a community of adults hate so much on someone they have never met before. I sincerely don't get why the most autistic, poorly tempered people congregate in the subreddit but probably 85% of the comments are people sperging out about how much they hate josh. And everyone thinks they are veery funny.

Like, I don't even get that mad about people who I personally know. Let alone someone who I've only seen on the internet.
 
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Lolcows have a gravitation pull of autism around them that sucks other retards in. The different is that the second retards show their autism by sperging out about any- and every-thing the lolcow does, to an extent to basically be as bad as the lolcow they proclaim to be better than. Happened with Sons Of Kojima hating on DarksydePhil, and happened with the spergs hating on Wings Of Redemption. The SoK collapsed into an autism vortex when it turned out that Fred Fuchs, the guy in charge of the group, was a massive sperg and everyone was collecting dirt on everyone else. Null did a stream on Wings' watchers, labeling them the SoK 2.0. It goes beyond the early people fucking with Chris Chan to get him to do something funny - instead these people are out to ruin the lolcow's life via their own interventions. They end up in a weird paradox where they are angry at the lolcow not improving their own life, but then when the lolcow does something productive (like get a job) they spam the employer with all the shit the lolcow has done so that they get fired and end up in the previous situation.

Seems that people always want to t0uch the p00p.

edit: goddamn I didn't know there was a word filter on p touching
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
If I know the subreddit they are just being faggots. I've never seen a community of adults hate so much on someone they have never met before. I sincerely don't get why the most autistic, poorly tempered people congregate in the subreddit but probably 85% of the comments are people sperging out about how much they hate josh. And everyone thinks they are veery funny.

Like, I don't even get that mad about people who I personally know. Let alone someone who I've only seen on the internet.
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Seriously. I've known actual pieces of shit and never held such a grudge like these people have for Josh.
The weirdest issue they have is when Josh receives money. They see it as ultimate sin. I know this is true with the Chris Chan fan base, but Josh hasn't been remotely as manipulative or flaky as CWC. People will really argue on the sub that if you give him a dollar you are feeding into the addiction and therefore slow death of Cobra.
OH THAT'S FUCKING RICH! :story:
 
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ShiningBrightly said:
pretty sure the smudges you can see all over his pants in these recent videos are his tactical soap, since the recent docu he demonstrated how he will just literally rub it all over himself and his clothes.
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I thought his pants were camouflage too when I spotted the stains in the stream where he was wearning camo top.
 
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soulless guarantee said:
Lolcows have a gravitation pull of autism around them that sucks other retards in.
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This is really making me fucking laugh. Very true. I mean we are all in this forum so glass houses and whatnot but there seems to be a large subset of Cobe's fans who fucking hate him to an autistic level.
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Seriously. I've known actual pieces of shit and never held such a grudge like these people have for Josh.
The weirdest issue they have is when Josh receives money. They see it as ultimate sin. I know this is true with the Chris Chan fan base, but Josh hasn't been remotely as manipulative or flaky as CWC. People will really argue on the sub that if you give him a dollar you are feeding into the addiction and therefore slow death of Cobra.
OH THAT'S FUCKING RICH! :story:
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Isn't life ironic toobz?
Ellesse_warrior said:
I thought his pants were camouflage too when I spotted the stains in the stream where he was wearning camo top.
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He smears the soap so he can get of-age goth bithes, duh. How is he supposed to break his dry spell if he doesn't smear soap all over his hoodie he hasn't washed in two months?!

As a side note is tactical soap not the most weirdly fragile thing of all time? Like, do you really need to be using a soap named after Tyler Durden?
 
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Josh isn't going to go bankrupt anytime soon -- Clint will just take his debit card away from him like he did early in 2020 (shout out to the recent Bitesize annual update) and make Josh pay off the overdraft fees as before. Josh will then describe that as being a mutually beneficial arrangement rather than him being punished by his dad. The time to really worry will be when Josh announces that he has got a loan or credit card from a bank, but I think Clint has enough tard wrangling skills to hold that off until Clint dies or is mentally incapacitated.
 
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New Kate Winslet, wait until he finds out Blaire has their own wand :lol:

Also our boy did it! Thanks trolls!
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Start:
  • Carpet is now $34
  • Bank account is in the negative
  • Feeling shitty so he needs to cut back on soda and alcohol, just water for the minute.
  • Hasn’t been eating much
3:36:
  • Runs off to puke
4:32:
  • Comes back and says he thought he had to puke. He puked a few times yesterday
  • Runs off to puke
8:15:
  • Returns
  • Says he agrees with the fat positivity movement
  • Starts Blaire White video
9:57:
  • The problem with the fat positivity movement is women. They are catty to each other.
  • Says he’s feeling better than he did this morning.
  • Back to the video
13:00:
  • Everything is unhealthy rant
  • Says he has morbidly obese friends and family and that’s why he’s not going to be mean about it
15:05:
  • Men aren’t allowed to join the fat positivity movement
  • Being fat isn’t healthy, learning to love your body even if you’re fat is healthy
  • Lots of people gaining weight because of quarantines
17:07:
  • Some people are just born obese
18:22:
  • Checks out Blaire’s bewbs
  • White lies hurt peoples feelings, truth hurts people’s feelings.
  • Says he knows fat people again
20:49:
  • Has to stop ordering Door Dash because his account was in the negative
  • Back to the video
22:33:
  • Fat shaming and body shaming is bad. Compares it to shaming smokers.
24:43:
  • The fashion industry is to blame
25:18:
  • Talking about a classmate who took a picture of herself wearing pigtails and a bra and panties. He brings this up a lot.
28:03:
  • Skinny people are jealous of fat people
  • Back to the video
31:42:
  • Talking about his Lizzo video response stream
  • Unfair people attack Eugenia Cooney for being too skinny and morbidly obese people aren’t being attacked. Kobes needs to watch some Chantal or Amberlynn reactions.
  • Back to the video
35:06:
  • Women are just upset they have competition from other women so they encourage each other to be fat
  • Back to watching the video
38:30:
  • Shills his carpet
  • Has 10 orders now. Only 5 pieces left. TWU
40:00:
  • Ranting about society being judgmental. Quite frankly YouTube, he’s sick of it.
  • Blaire is triggered because she doesn’t get any attention like obese do
42:38:
  • Mentions his ED and then stares off into the distance
  • Should be a food positivity movement for people with ED’s
44:42:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Back to the video
46:21:
  • MSM are to blame
  • People are gaining weight during the pandemic. That’s just how it is dood.
  • You can do exercise at home though.
51:10:
  • Who is Blaire White to judge people queuing up for hot dogs
  • Bops along to Blaire’s outro music.
53:35:
  • Everyone is going to struggle regardless if it’s weight or not, sigh
  • Talking about J*buying a mansion in Casper.
55:36:
  • Tobacco
  • Checks his Etsy
  • Going to cut down on Door Dash until he gets the carpet all sold. People have been buying T-shirts
  • Only 4 pieces of carpet left
  • Once all the carpet is sold he will get it packaged and sent off.
  • Free wand with carpet. Not a stick
59:30:
  • Working on a Valentines day album
  • Feeling better now
  • 20K subs TMDWU
  • Monetorization not on his channel
  • Shills PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreiated
  • Account is in the negative from ordering too much Door Dash
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  • His goal is to make 2-3k per month on YouTube
  • The haters said his wand business would fail but it’s a success.
Why is Kobes' suddenly pro-obesity? This is the post with his Lizzo stream and he was fat shaming in it https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-8073676 Perhaps there's hope for a Kobes' Chantal power poot couple scenario after all
 
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"why is Cobez suddently pro-'besity"?
Simple
Girls. Women. Strange. Slits. Cock-sleeves
Men pretending to be of-age chicas online said he should be nicer to fluffy-women, his pea-brain things this will get HIM a supply of of-age-vagine-juice and he does it.

Mr Saunders' mental traffic is EASILY directed. But I mean, that's just Rick Ross for you...
 
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Kobes’ videos from last night:
Start:
  • Shoutout to Richie Reilt
  • His friend’s birthday is coming up but he has to spend some of his money to ship out the carpet
  • He’s feeling better
  • His bank balance isn’t in the negative anymore.
  • The carpet sales covered his overdraft
4:30:
  • Online dating is not for Kobes
  • Answering questions from chat
  • Keeps saying ‘we’re not here to talk about that’. What are we here to talk about?
  • Being depressed is not the way to deal with a dry spell
  • His of age goth girl is out there somewhere
9:30:
  • Clamato juice isn’t bad
  • Talking about relationships being shit and how we all die alone
  • Several burps
11:30:
  • Society conditions men to be obsessed with sex
  • Talking about his 3 year dry spell teaching him about gender relations
  • Bar scenario for explaining that women and men bitch about each other
  • Being single ain’t so bad
17:40:
  • Reading chat
  • Says he’s turned on lights with his wand
19:54:
  • Not worried abut ending his dry spell because he’s focusing on his YouTube career
  • Gender relations rants are better than him complaining about his dry spell
  • Bans people from chat
24:40:
  • His dating advice is if you’re single, get over it, there’s bigger problems in the world
26:28:
  • Doesn’t have a favourite spell, he just likes using his magic to help other people
  • Not depressed about his dry spell
  • Dating scene rant
29:50:
  • Shills his t-shirts
  • Back to ranting about the dating scene
33:02:
  • Being a YouTube celebrity has it’s’ perks
  • Go for ugly chicks
  • He’s a good looking guy, there’s no reason he can’t get a good looking woman
  • His standards aren’t too high
  • He doesn’t have to lower his standards because he’s disabled
  • He just needs to find a smoking hot of age goth chick who wants to go out with him. Problem solved
37:00:
  • Explaining he doesn’t need to drink excessively all the time
38:35:
  • Low effort chi ball
  • Ranting about trolling on dating websites
  • Just looking for his of age companionship female friend
  • Fuck the trolls
Start:
  • Family guy voices
  • Thank you to the people who bought his carpet
  • Going to do a valentines day album instead of playing guitar in his cock holster this year
  • Gender relations rant, complaining about women having high expectations
  • Says he really enjoyed making the Christmas album
6:00:
  • Thinks it will cost about $100 to ship all the carpet pieces
  • He’s drinking a mangorita
  • His new years resolution is to work on his temper.
9:19:
  • 20k subs, that really sticks it to the haters
12:05:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Ranting about mangorita being a pussy drink is toxic masculinity.
14:29:
  • Talks about weird porn he watches. Hypothetical friend sent it to him.
  • Bad jokes
16:57:
  • Talking about a video he watched about a kid addicted to violent rape porn .
  • Talks about watching Chaturbate
  • Back to ranting about violent rape porn
  • Back to talking about Chaturbate
  • Violent porn encourages domestic violence.
21:20:
  • Metalocalypse impression
  • Sits in silence for a bit
23:46:
  • Lucky strikes now have filters. Tears the filter off and lights one up
  • Tried to do a fireball to light it up but it didn’t work
25:45:
  • He might win the lottery this year
27:30:
  • His video response to Blaire White was a friendly one, he’s not trying to cause drama
28:26:
  • Says he needs to brush his teeth, he’s going to work on that
  • Guitar shredding for the rest of the video
Talking about the Capital Hill protest. Brings up that he has a 12 gauge shot gun and is not afraid to use it in a home invasion situation. The rioting was stupid. Finishes his drink and grabs another one. Reads the can. Back to talking about the protest. RIP to those that lost their lives, it was senseless.
 
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