Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Here’s Kobes latest streams:
Start:
  • The Young Turks exposed as frauds
  • Kobes has watched TYT for a long time
  • Starts playing the video about TYT
  • Universal health care could be funded by legalizing weed
  • Tax the rich
4:55:
  • Ranting about taxes.
  • Claims he pays taxes every year.
  • McDonalds was once a small time business. Cobra Hand Crafted Wands probably won’t get that big.
  • Ranting about taxes again.
8:59:
  • Universal health care
  • Back to the video
10:50:
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Texting
13:00:
  • Legalizing weed is the solution to Universal Healthcare
15:00:
  • Parroting what’s said in the video
  • Cheers to Jimmy Dore, politics is insane
  • Back to repeating what Dore says in the video
17:44:
  • Saw a crow fly by his window. He is spiritually connected to crows.
18:45:
  • Back to the video
20:34:
  • Back to texting
  • Trying to justify his gender relations rants
  • Back to the video
22:00:
  • Reads what’s written on the screen
23:02:
  • The drug companies are lobbying to prevent weed being legalized.
  • Trump and Obama both said they were going to legalize weed and didn’t
  • Politicians are old. Weed is great for senior citizens
26:00:
  • Legalize prostitution to take the power out of pimps hands.
  • Back to the video
28:21:
  • Kobes is a constitutionalist / religious rant
  • Back to the video
29:39:
  • Universal Healthcare is common sense
  • Back to watching the video
32:29:
  • Checks his phone again
  • Universal health care/ the system is built to keep the working man down
34:00:
  • Taxes on cigarettes and alcohol isn’t to promote health
  • Back to the video
  • Having to pay for healthcare sucks
  • Back to the video
41:55:
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Back to the video
46:30:
  • Laughing at the word caucus
47:50:
  • Kobes unsubscribed to TYT after seeing Cenk freakout in the airport because his flight was delayed
  • A list of people who shouldn’t have medicare
50:10:
  • Parrots what’s’ said in the video
  • Back to watching the video
51:50:
  • He would’ve voted for Bernie if he was running against Trump in the last election.
  • Democrats could have had a running chance if they chose Bernie over Biden? Biden won though.
54:19:
  • Shills Mangorita #NotASponsorJustFreeAdvertisement
  • Back to the video
55:54:
  • Goes off to piss
57:28:
  • Returns
  • Back to the video
58:03:
  • NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR MEDICARE FOR ALL????
  • Back to the video
59:30:
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Keeps saying he has the window open, it’s cold out every time he lights a cigarette
  • Back to the video. Sits in silence.
1:06:38:
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Back to watching the video
1:09:18:
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Back to watching the video
1:13:31:
  • Shills his PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • Back to watching the video
1:14:50:
  • People from the middle east are not all the same
  • Back to watching the video
  • People from the middle east *sneeze are not all the same
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
1:20:40:
  • Says we’ve all been hungry and tired in an airport. Has Kobes even ever flown anywhere before?
  • Texting
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
1:23:00:
  • Ranting about Cenk yelling at airline workers
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
1:26:00:
  • Bill Barr impression. Does he mean Bill Burr?
  • Parroting what’s said in the video
1:35:00:
  • TYT sold out and now they don’t care about the little guy
1:37:50:
  • Cenk was being a prestigious diva about his flight being cancelled
  • Cenk is a sell out
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Back to watching the video
1:44:30:

  • Parrots what’s said in the video
1:46:13:
  • Every YouTuber asks for money
  • Reads out what’s on the screen
  • TYT should have stuck to being independent . Compares it to getting a record deal.
  • Back to watching the video
1:52:46:
  • Texting
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Back to watching the video in silence
1:59:40:
  • Selling out is okay once you stick to your beliefs.
  • This is why he unsubscribed from TYT and now gets all his news from Jimmy Dore.

Doesn’t Kobes get SSI? How would he be able to claim that if he earns enough to pay taxes? When has Kobes ever been on a plane?




Start:
  • Shills a link to his swiftbucks affiliate link
  • Says he’s posting the carpet on Monday
  • Checks his Swiftbucks account and shills the link again
6:50:
  • Says he’s made $97 from Swiftbucks but he needs to make $200 to link his PayPal
  • Reading the chat
8:20:
  • Shills PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • Checks his Swiftbucks account again
  • Shills the Swiftbucks link again
  • Reading the chat
16:10:
  • Arguing that Swiftbucks is not a scam
18:00:
  • He had an epiphany about body hair earlier
  • Talking about manscape #NotASponsorJustFreeAdvertisement
  • Manscape commercials are sexist
20:00:
  • Some women like a little bush
21:10:
  • Cracked the window open to smoke
  • Men don’t get as offended as women do
23:17:
  • Manscape is probably a good product
  • Complains about manscape commercials again
25:00:
  • Women would complain about shaving commercials
26:34:
  • His wand tubes are too small for the carpet so he has to buy packaging tomorrow
  • Life is filled with obstacles
28:49:
  • Might call Darfliny and see if he wants to hang out
  • Shills his Swiftbucks link again
  • He needs to find a new way to make money on YouTube since they took away his monitorization
31:21:
  • Says he keeps Streamlabs as a backup
  • Shills his T-shirts and PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • Shills his Swiftbucks link again
35:10:
  • Checks his Teespring account
  • Shills his merch
42:00:
  • Shills his Swiftbucks link again
  • Bans someone from chat
  • Won’t dance in his green undies again because YouTube gave his channel a strike the last time he did that.
  • Won’t do DTTS’s anymore because YouTube doesn’t have DTTS
  • Argues Swiftbucks isn’t a scam
45:30:
  • Says he has a job. Says he does side hustles
  • Shills his Swiftbucks link again
48:00:
  • Says his videos aren’t about the money, it’s about entertaining the people
  • Argues Swiftbucks is not a scam
50:14:
  • Googles Swiftbucks to see if it’s a scam
  • Reads an article about it being a scam LMAO
52:30:
  • Tries to delete his account
  • Scam websites suck
55:20:
  • Keeps looking up Swiftbucks to see if it really is a scam
  • Reads another article which says Swiftbucks is a scam
  • Says he can admit when he’s wrong
  • Tries to delete his account again but can’t find out how
59:09:
  • Shouts out his Patreoners.
  • He still hasn’t figured out how Patreon works
  • Says he got his PS3 working
  • Still can’t figure out how to delete his Swiftbucks account
  • He has to Skype to delete his account
1:04:00:
  • Says he can’t call his dad and tell him his autism kicked in
  • Still trying to figure out how to delete his account
1:06:40:
  • Will be getting supplies to mail up the carpet tomorrow
  • Checks his email to try and delete his Swiftbucks account
1:10:35:
  • Says he only put his PayPal information not his bank information on the Swiftbucks site so it will probably be okay
1:12:46:
  • Looks for Skype to call Swiftbucks
1:15:42:
  • Swiftbucks Skype information is also fake
1:17:55:
  • Messages the Swiftbucks bot
  • Plays a vegan teacher video
1:21:25:
  • Shills his PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • Ranting about vegan including bells in her song
1:23:20:
  • Vegan food sucks (I need a beer)
  • Vegans are stealing food from animals
1:26:00:
  • Talking to Daz in the video
  • TikTok rant
  • Parrots what Daz says in the video
1:33:00:

  • Vegan enwords
  • Say she has more subscribers than the vegan teacher but it’s not about subscriber numbers
  • Parrots what Daz says in the video
1:36:40:
  • Heavens Gate comparison
1:37:35:
  • The working man wants meat and TGI Fridays not salad
1:40:10:
  • You don’t have to be vegan to drink tea
  • Parrots what Daz says in the video
1:47:00:
  • Ranting about genetics in animals. I think he means evolution.
  • Parrots what Daz says in the video
1:55:00:
  • Humans are the top of the food chain except for lions
1:57:10:
  • Stereotypical woman attacking manliness because she’s losing an argument
  • Vegans are malnourished
1:58:50:
  • Says her snatch is steamed
  • Kobes sometimes eats vegan food
  • Ranting about chemicals in vegan food
2:02:46:
  • Takes out his guitar
  • Changes a guitar string while ranting about vegans
2:04:45:
  • Veganism is female privilege
2:06:09:
  • Equivilate
  • Ranting about the vegan teacher and her sexist female privilege while changing his guitar string
2:09:24:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
2:12:13:
  • Equivilate
  • Parroting what Da says in the video
2:17:00:
  • This video has his 80% coming out
  • He has a regular sized guitar. The vegan teacher only has a puny ukulele
2:22:00:
  • The nazis weren’t eating Jews so it’s not the same!
  • Says Jews can’t eat salmon
2:24:00:
  • Brisk
2:25:19:
  • Looks up what Jewish people eat
  • Jewish people do eat meat so you can’t compare eating animals to the Holocaust
2:29:14:
  • Vegan teacher is making an awful ‘comparisont’
  • Tunes his guitar, kind of. Acoustic spooky tuning probably
  • Back to parroting what Daz says in his video
2:32:00:
  • Tries to play Wish you were here, Pink Floyd
  • Animals should have good lives before they are slaughtered because they will taste better
  • Parrots what Daz says in his video
2:43:20:
  • Kobes has eaten tofu before
  • There is a pandemic going on and the vegan teacher is on her channel ranting about what people are eating
  • Parrots what Daz says in the video
  • Wants to see the vegan teacher eat a bacon cheeseburger
  • Rants about the Vegan teacher
2:49:12:
  • Parrots what Daz says in his video
  • Eating vegetables is double murder
2:56:44:
  • Texting
  • Shoutout to Courtney and Richie Reit
2:58:29:
  • Bopping to a vegan diss track on Daz’s video?
3:01:58:
  • Reading chat
  • He doesn’t know how to fix the scam
  • Tries to delete his account again
  • Removes his email from his account so they don’t have his PayPal information.
  • Email doesn’t delete so they still have his information
3:05:00:
  • Doesn’t think they can do anything with his PayPal with the information they have
  • Still trying to delete the account
3:10:10:
  • Calls Robbie
  • Robbie tells him to call PayPal and his bank
  • Robbie explains how it’s a scam
  • Still doesn’t think he’s been scammed
3:17:20:
  • Realizes he’s attached two accounts to the email he gave Swiftbucks
  • Thinks if he changes the email and password for his PayPal it will be okay
  • Still tyring to figure out how to delete the Swiftbucks account
  • Emails Swiftbucks to ask for his account to be deleted
  • Checks the spelling for delete
  • He’s set Swiftbucks an email so problem solved now
3:29:30:
  • Reads chat
  • Got a troll text
3:32:46:
  • Says he’s deleted his PayPal now. Trolls BTFO
3:35:46:
  • Reads another troll text
  • Fraud is illegal. He’s keeping the text as evidence. Trolls slayed.
3:40:08:
  • Says he didn’t get scammed.
  • Has finally run out of Gender relations rants

A circle of protection for Kobes PayPal account. So mote it be in the witches circle. Poot.

New Spooky Tuning edit:
Tard Hub interview edit:


Kobes’ latest night video:
Start:
- Has to create a new PayPal because he deleted his old one
- Shills his new PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
- Shills his t-shirts
- KingSoapraJFS!
3:00:
- Gives relationship advice
- Subscribe to Martin Magic videos
- Talks about helping out other content creators
5:10:
- Says there are a few people who asked him to burn cigarette burns in their carpet squares
- The carpet pieces didn’t fit in the wand tubes
- He’s going to make a valentine’s day album
- Shout out to Deathbed Tapes
- Going to post the carpet pieces on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday
7:35:
- There’s lots of of age girls in Casper but he is focusing on working on himself right now.
8:53:
- His valentine’s day album will be raps
- Back to talking about the carpet pieces posting situation
11:45:
- Gender relations
12:40:
- Says if you’re going to voice unpopular opinions you can’t be mean about it
- Talking about his subscription count
14:00:
- Talking about girls not wearing coof masks and smelling his tactical soap when he’s out and about
- You should wear masks
- Shills his mask
- KingSoapraJFS! For 5 minutes
19:00:
- Gives advice on using pick up lines
20:00:
- Relationships and pooting
24:50:
- Complaining about the dating scene
- Scenario of couples having a double date with another couple and try to drag the other couple into their fight
- Shills his new PayPal again #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
- All content creators have PayPal but his trolls give him grief about having one.
28:42:
- Women are sneaky rant
- Men rely on their muscles and wallets
- Can’t blame women for being sneaky
31:48:
- Gender relations
33:00:
- Says he will start making wands again when he gets a PO box set up
- Complains about women
34:00:
- Kobes could get any woman he wants
- He was getting women before Tactical soap
36:09:
- Old lady scenario about losing her husband to own the trolls
- Making fun of old people watching the news and doing the same thing every day
39:00:
- Bans someone from chat
- Back to talking about old people
- Self love
- Pamper yourself on Valentine’s day
- Treat yourself with some tactical soap
 
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Kate Winslet edit of the swiftbucks stream:
TardHub latest best of reddit edit:
I don’t think this one was linked:
Working on his last two stream archives now.
 
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You know given how he was spacing out mid-sentence so often lately I didn't even really think he was capable of talking so much and so "coherently" anymore. "Toddler" enraging him so much was fucking gold.

Also his eye is completely cocked again by the end of the video. It's a bit more straight at the conclusion of the video but it's apparent that it'll be back to the way it was by Spring.
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Start:
  • Talking about Leeann Michelle’s video about him
  • Plays video
  • BCV takes him out of context rant
6:00:
  • Calls her out for looking exhausted that he’s talking about gender relations
  • Checks her subscriber count
8:40:
  • Talks about YouTube censoring him for responding to a trany video
  • Streamlabs not streamyard!
  • Explains why he doesn’t use streamlabs right now
  • Troll chargeback rant
16:00:
  • It’s cigarette ash on his t-shirt get over it
  • Flexes about having a teespring account
  • It’s Tactical soap on his pants
18:30:
  • Sometimes he doesn’t spend all of his money on alcohol
  • Rant about people judging him
20:00:
  • Talking about how unbothered he is.
  • Rant about boollies
23:50:
  • Resting stink face
  • Weird metaphor about a guy burning ants with a magnifying glass but the guy with the magnifying glass is coof?
27:00:
  • Do you have any idea what it’s like to be an Asian…
  • She’s brought out his PC warrior
  • What if coof was started by a woman?
29:00:
  • Racism is at an all time high because of coof
  • Attacking someone’s nationality is racism
32:00:
  • Not blaming coof on his dry spell
  • Totally not bothered about his dry spell
  • Complaining about women
36:00:
  • He cleans!
  • Kobes has a dishwasher!
  • Not bitching about being single. Bitching about gender relations
  • Googles capitalization
  • Trolls taking him out of context
39:00:
  • Leave Sydney Watson alone!
  • Rant about OF and the dating scene capitalizing on loneliness
41:00:
  • Explains why he had 3 beers in his pocket
  • Didn’t drink all 3. It’s called moderation!
  • Counts the steps to his kitchen from his chair
  • Bragging about being able to handle his alcohol
  • Doesn’t have a drinking problem
46:00:
  • He’s so angry about being called a toddler
  • Takes off his pants to show he doesn’t wear diapers and therefore is not a toddler
  • Adults are overgrown children
49:00:
  • LeeAnn is jealous of Sydney Watson
  • Chaturbate is free so he doesn’t use OF
51:00:
  • When Kobes gets an of age girlfriend of his own someday you will all eat your words!
  • LeeAnn’s husband probably isn’t giving her enough dick
  • Complaining about women making money on OF
55:00:
  • KOBES WILL GET AN OF AGE GIRLFRIEND! yOU’LL ALL SEE!
  • Complaining about women expecting men to pay for everything
  • Double standards rant
  • Drinks is expensive
59:00:
  • He tries to make an effort not to bitch about his dry spell
  • Scenario about paying for women’s meals and women bringing up not paying in fights
  • Rant about getting attacked for being a decent guy telling women they don’t need to flash their titties for attention
  • Reads his search results
1:04:50:
  • Googling of age big tutty goth girls is gender relations
  • Double standards rant
1:08:10:
  • Women are catty rant
  • Men should pay attention when women do their hair or make up
  • Scenario of shopping with a girlfriend
  • Women ask men to open pickle jars to validate their masculinity
1:12:00:
  • Double standards is men can’t hit women. Kobes plz stop!
  • Talks about putting on his cock holster on for $50 on YouTube for Valentine’s day and getting his video nuked. Double standards!
  • Talks about getting kicked out of his old apartment and how he owned the trolls by not being homeless.
  • Chicks find Kobes attractive
  • Totally true story about running into a girl he went to highschool with who told him she wished she had given him a chance in highschool
  • Rant about double standards in having rough or delicate sex?
  • He could use worse words than chicks to describe women
  • Aggressive flirting double standards rant
  • Men can’t hit women double standards rant. Plz stop using this argument Kobes.
1:24:00:
  • He is smart enough to know not to hit a woman
  • Rant about how women should not be allowed to hit men because men aren’t allowed to hit women.
  • Gender relations rants are exhausting
1:30:00:
  • He doesn’t care that his hot of age Facebook friends are bots and trolls
  • Leave Sydney Watson alone!
  • Double standards rant about compliments
1:34:00:
  • There’s nothing wrong with rubbing Tactical Soap all over his pants
  • Why is LeeAnn Michelle so obsessed with Kobes?
  • Kobes knows how to jerk off correctly
  • There’s nothing wrong with busting a nut to an of age girl on Chaturbate
1:39:40:
  • Takes a phone call
  • Women are overly sexualised in our society
  • Women on Chaturbate are in control of what they do
  • He doesn’t watch straight porn because he doesn’t want to see dicks
  • Kobes knows how to jerk off
  • Gender relations rant
1:48:00:
  • He’s proud of himself for making LeeAnn laugh
  • Loves making chicks laugh with his sick sense of humour
  • Airplane food joke
1:52:00:
  • Explains how Tactical Soap works
  • It’s illegal to make a product that makes women rape you on the spot
1:57:00:
  • Muh autism
  • He gets compliments from women every time he uses Tactical Soap
  • Suggests LeeAnn get some for her man
2:00:00:
  • Why is everyone so obsessed with Kobes sex life
  • He’s not bothered about his dry spell
  • Says he’s a hypocrite for laughing at other people not having sex when he complains about society putting pressure on people to have sex
  • Rant about Valentine’s day
  • Sometimes he has to poop, that doesn’t mean he’s a toddler
2:09:00:
  • Explaining why he took a shit during his stream
2:15:00:
  • Double standards in standards rant
  • Muh struggles
2:19:00:
  • Women can be simps too
  • Kobes is not a toddler
  • Says he hopes LeeAnn finds a man to eat her pussy out
  • Dating scene rant
2:21:00:
  • You want to see an oversized child, piss a woman off.
  • Even though LeeAnn thinks he’s obnoxious she still bought one of his t-shirts
  • Shills his merch
  • Says he’s not going to make anymore response videos to LeeAnn.
2:27:00:
  • He did not put doritos in his pipe
  • Laughing at the trolls to own the trolls



Start:
  • Doing some video responses to express his frustration with society
  • Drinking Dr. Pepper because he doesn’t need alcohol, he doesn’t have alcohol, it’s too early for alcohol
  • Carpet pieces are in the mail
4:00:
  • Plays incel video
  • Not bothered about his dry spell
  • Women can make men do whatever they want without even trying
10:20:
  • If you’re offended by his videos don’t watch them
  • Gender relations rants are exhausting
  • Reads what’s written about the writer the article in the video is about
16:30:
  • He tries not to get frustrated by the dating scene (but rants all day every day about the dating scene)
  • Complaining about women
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
29:00:
  • Reading what’s written on the screen
  • Offers dating advice to women
  • Back to watching the video
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Complaining about women
49:00:
  • Back to watching the video
  • Complaining about women not being direct with their communication
  • Reads what’s on the screen
  • Sperging about paying for dinner
52:00:
  • Men are judged on how much money they make
  • #notallwomen
  • Still going on about paying for dinner
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
57:19:
  • Poot
  • Nothing wrong with buying flowers and chocolates for your of age goth girlfriend but she shouldn’t expect it
1:01:00:
  • Reads what's on the screen
  • Men don’t buy flowers for women anymore because women expect it all the time
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
1:04:00:
  • Someone called him a faggot at the post office
  • Back to the video
  • Complaining about women
1:08:00:
  • Men do show off for women. His example is a dude revving his motorcycle engine at a hot of age chick
  • Men do show off because they buy fancy cars
  • Women wouldn’t like if society decided women like to shop because of the size of their vaginas
  • Big speech about how women and men should work to impress each other
1:14:0:
  • Women can make millions on OF but men can’t - double standards
  • Men don’t know what it’s like to have a period
  • Double standards in flirting
1:21:00:
  • Self worth
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
1:26:00:
  • Men don’t ask women to dance anymore because #metoo
  • Man can’t stare at women because they think it’s creepy
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Men don;t buy drinks for women because they don’t like women taking advantage of them for their wallet
1:33:00:
  • Buying flowers for women is okay if you are looking for company
  • Scenario of him buying a drink for a cute of age goth chick at a bar
  • Complaining about texting
1:41:00:
  • Women manshame men when they reject women
  • Men don’t take no for an answer sometimes because society pressures men into having sex. Dude wtf?
  • Slut shaming
  • Double standards in rap music
1:50:00:
  • You wouldn’t like being raped so don’t rape
  • Age is a state of mind YouTube
  • Kobes is not picky about race of of age goth girls
  • He’s more focused on changing gender relations than ending his dry spell
1:55:00:
  • Video is finished
  • Reading chat
  • Kobes hates incels
  • Says he’s not an incel
  • Incels and feminazi’s should fuck each other
  • Don’t let anyone tell you your standards are too high
1:59:00:
  • Chi ball
  • He’s making it blue apparently
  • Ranting about getting called a nerd for making wands and doing magic by not even the real Kid Rock
  • His masculinity is not defined by how much sex he has
2:03:00:
  • Low effort spell for someone in chat’s girlfriend
  • Not bothered about his dry spell
2:04:00:
  • Shon!
  • Shon and Saunders skits
2:12:00:
  • Shoutout to Courtney in chat
  • Back to talking to Shon
2:18:00:
  • Puts Shon away
  • Might do more cooking videos
  • Complaining about trolls making fun of his cooking
  • Kobes will keep fighting for gender relations until it improves regardless of if he gets an of age girlfriend or not
2:21:00:
  • Thinks his phone is fine for recording his cooking videos
  • He might get a microphone for his phone
  • Food hack : Get creative
2:25:35:
  • Bicep flex
  • He has two PayPal accounts so take that trolls
2:29:45:
  • Complains about his email not sending
  • Shills his PayPal #youdon;thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • Stopped ordering Door dash because his bank account was constantly overdrawn
  • Just becasue Kobes has asperger’s doesn’t mean he’s stupid
  • He can do potions, it’s called chemistry
  • Talking to chat
2:38:00:
  • Bought a new vacuum
  • His goals are to work on his temper and self confidence and to get more subscribers
  • If he won the lottery he would make more wands and do YouTube. Literally what he does anyway.
2:42:57:
  • Bell tower reactions
  • Doesn’t hate Valentine’s day just thinks it’s celebrated for the wrong reasons
  • All bell towers do not sound the same
  • Admits to being jealous of other people’s relationships
  • All bells don’t sound the same!
2:55:00:
  • Puts on a video about censorship
  • Blocks someone from chat
  • Talks about the dude at the post office calling him a faggot again
2:58:00:
  • Gets a troll text
  • Brags about blocking phone numbers
3:03:55:
  • Goes back to the video
  • Distracted by trolls texts again
  • He’s not dirty it’s pipe ash
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
3:09:00:
  • ‘I’m a celebrity on YouTube let’s not mince words’
  • Trolls are jealous of him
  • Autism
  • Talking to people when you’re upset is a much better way to deal with things than a mass shooting
3:13:00:
  • Didn't know Blaire White was trans. Doesn’t care.
  • Wasn’t interested in Blaire when after he found out she was trans
  • Not a transphobe
  • Says he gets called trans all the time because of his goth makeup
  • Wanting to have gender reassignment surgery is weird but he’s not judging
3:17:00:
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Freedom of speech is awesome and you shouldn’t be censored but you shouldn’t be allowed to say whatever the fuck you want. What?
  • He’s okay with certain things being censored
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
3:22:00:
  • Not fair Roma Army got banned from Facebook for standing up for men's rights
  • Back to watching the video
  • He’s all for censorship for messed up shit
3:24:00:
  • Picked up his food order
  • Wendy’s food review
  • He had $18 so ordered food. Won;t order any door dash unless he has money in his account
3:29:00:
  • Wendy’s breakfast is new
  • #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
  • Eats burger like an apple
  • Cross section action TWU
3:34:00:
  • Bacon and cheese taters
  • Yukbang
3:44:00:
  • Watching a video about a guy who married his sex doll
  • If you’re going to use a sex doll don’t be creepy about it
  • Women can use sex toys on chaturbate - Double standards!
  • Messed up stories about sex dolls
  • Women are just jealous they have to compete with sex dolls
3:49:00:
  • Sex dolls were originally created for people who are too retarded to have a relationship
  • Who cares if sex dolls are creepy
  • Reads the video disclaimer
3:58:00:
  • Talking about marrying yourself
  • Making fun of people for using sex toys is pathetic
4:00:00:
  • Weighs up how much dating real women costs versus maintaining a sex doll
  • Double standards in sex toys
  • Women will stop being friends with you if you have a sex doll but they are allowed to have dildos
4:10:00:
  • Pros of a sex doll versus a real life human woman
  • He’s done being depressed out being single
4:15:00:
  • He shouldn’t have to lower his standards just because he’s a male and autistic
  • Different standards for dating in the middle east
  • Talking about getting sent fart mistress videos from friends. He’s brought this up a few times. I think Kobes likes poot porn
4:24:00:
  • Beer commercials with hot women are made to advertise to men
  • He doesn’t care if people dislike the video
Start:
  • Says he’s been getting harassed buy trolls all day for calling LeeAnn Michelle the C word
  • Tries to justify calling her the C word
  • In a pandemic you’re not going to use toilet paper to wipe your nose?
  • Shows his wand and says they’re getting better
  • Reads comments about him calling LeeAnn the C word
4:00:
  • He’s focusing on spending time with his friends and family instead of worrying about bullshit
  • He doesn’t complain about being called a retard all the time
  • He can say retard because he is one
  • Talks about LeeAnn’s reaction video
  • Gender relations rant
8:00:
  • Deathbed Tapes got discovered by a big band TWU!
  • LeeAnn laughed at one of his jokes
  • Cobra jokes
11:00:
  • Thinks he might have gone too far with his response video to LeeAnn’s reaction
  • Talking about people getting offended by words
13:40:
  • Says he found out there’s a way to prevent chargebacks on Stream labs
  • Laughing at his dry spell is healthier than being depressed about it
  • Downloaded the latest version of stream labs
  • Still doesn’t have YouTube monitorization back
16:00:
  • People were pretending to be LeeAnn’s husband and sending him messages
  • Talks about finding a way to prevent Stream labs chargebacks again
19:00:
  • Trolls are jealous he’s a YouTube celebrity
  • Talks about deep fried avocados

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Here's his streams from yesterday:
Start:
  • Pops his collar (on)
  • Papa Johns pizza food review plus Mountain Dew
  • Talking abut someone complaining about him going live
4:14:
  • Garlic butter, just one
  • Drinks butter from pot
  • Eats the pepper
6:00:
  • Not many places have anchovies for pizza
7:00:
  • Yukbang
8:49:
  • Cheese pull action TWU!
  • Says he would add onions if he re-ordered it
10:59:
  • ANCHOVIES
  • Pacman pizza
  • Shows off his master of the dark arts shirt
12:40:
  • Doesn’t need money badly enough to bring back DTTS’s
  • Keeping the subscribers happy with a food review
14:27:
  • Restaurants are sneaky by having limited availability of delicious food items
16:10:
  • Finished with the pizza
  • Would recommend the pizza
  • Mountain Dew
17:30:
  • Mountain Dew commercial
  • Harry Potter copper cup for the mountain dew
19:03:
  • Pour action
  • Chat are spamming TTS and he says it’s his channel he’s not putting it back on if you don’t like it leave
22:03:
  • Troll texts
  • Talking about trolls
25:00:
  • Doesn’t need money badly enough to put DTTS’s back on
  • Doesn’t get why people waste their time harassing someone they don’t like
  • Shills his Teespring
28:15:
  • Guitar shredding
33:00:
  • Guitar broke
  • Back up guitar is missing a string
  • Spends ages looking for a string
37:00:
  • Stringing his guitar
41:30:
  • Deathwish coffee is good shit #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
  • “Tuning” his guitar
43:20:
  • Guitar shredding
49:40:
  • Mountain Dew break
  • More “tuning”
56:50:
  • Laughs at a comment saying Josh’s face when he nuts
  • Back to playing guitar
1:00:00:
  • Shills his Teespring
  • Shills his bad ass American t-shirt
  • Reads a comment saying play Metallica and they will donate $30 #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • Donation link is in the description
1:02:00:
  • Attempts to play nothing else matters
  • Guitar shredding
1:04:20:
  • Reading chat
  • Back to guitar shredding
1:06:10:
  • Goes on a rant because someone commented that he needs a hobby
  • Back to guitar shredding
1:07:57:
  • His Ozzy tattoo is fine, look at how not shit it is.
  • Says if he can shred like that he can play any song he wants

Start:
  • Going live to own the trolls
  • Trolls have no lives because they keep texting him
  • He’s used to being boollied
  • Reads troll text and his response
5:10:
  • Kobes feels sorry for the trolls
  • Trolls are making Kobes more popular on Social Media
  • No one can tell Kobes when to go live, he chooses when to go live and when not to
6:44:
  • Just sitting in silence staring at the camera like his batteries ran out
7:59:
  • Kobes has rebooted
  • You know you’re famous when you’ve got haters
8:24:
  • His batteries are gone again. Just sitting in silence
9:40:
  • People wasting their time trolling him is stupid
  • Poot
  • Trolls got him fired from Wendy’s he got a better job
  • Trolls obsessing over him just makes him more popular on YouTube
  • Trolls are jealous of Kobes despite his autism
13:00:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • He feels sorry for his trolls
  • People are acting like they’re being forced to watch his videos
  • Trolls wouldn’t like people messing with them
16:00:
  • His description of what his trolls are like
  • Googles how many channels YouTube has so he can make his point
  • There’s no answer
19:00:
  • You have to focus on the people who enjoy your content not the assholes who are just there to troll
  • Continues to rant about trolls
  • He didn’t put his string in backwards. Nice try trolls
22:26:
  • Goes to Stream labs
  • Wants to change his Streamlabs so you have to have an account to donate to stop people doing chargebacks
  • Can’t find out how to change the settings
31:43:
  • He’s figured it out! Take that trolls.
  • Minimum donation is now $6.66
  • Customizes the Streamlabs sounds
  • Looks at the animations on Streamlabs
  • Looks through the other customization options
44:40:
  • He got an error notice so he couldn’t change his settings
  • Tries again
 
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