Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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From rash, to sores, to scabs
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RollingRock said:
From rash, to sores, to scabs
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Lmao this bad boy rockstar villain would have had his foot rot off from a treatable affliction had daddy Clint not brought him some medicine.

Honestly this is pretty much the extent of how Clint can directly clintervene. Bad boys don't wash their feet, can't be made to wash their feet but they will take free foot powders.
 
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TurdFondler said:
Lmao this bad boy rockstar villain would have had his foot rot off from a treatable affliction had daddy Clint not brought him some medicine.

Honestly this is pretty much the extent of how Clint can directly clintervene. Bad boys don't wash their feet, can't be made to wash their feet but they will take free foot powders.
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Not only that, but Cobra was the one who was given the money to buy it but had Clint get it for him and bring it over. Come on dood, you could have gone to Albertson's yourself.
 
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DrNow said:
I was thinking how it's a dream of mine to meet Warlord. I'd come up with a separate personality that is carefully constructed in advance, where I'm more obnoxious than him and outdo all of his bullshit stories with even more inventive bullshit. I'd pretend to be heavily into D&D and talk over him about D&D lore every time he tries talking about some fictional sexual encounter, I'd make everything he comes out with seem lame and unremarkable with bombastic claims of wild orgies and winning fights against multiple opponents. I'd wear one of those corny shirts with a skeleton giving the middle finger and belittle Warlord at every opportunity.

When Cobes talked I'd just listen politely and express admiration for whatever he has to say.
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This would backfire when Warlord ends up enamored with you and tries to suck your dick.
 
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RollingRock said:
Is this where Cobes has been spending all his [free] time? Streaming with dweebs and attention whores on Discord?
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Based on his shoutout to Krystal I'm assuming he got into VC with her and whoever else on her server. Some positive takeaways from this:
-A certain hamplanet gets VERY angry when another harpy causes Josh to wander outside the pigpen. I've been hoping for a tug of war for a long time now, ideally Josh will get sick of the power struggle and quit obeying middle aged women altogether.
-Anyone can enter Krystal's public toilet of a discord server, so in the event something big happens (i.e. Warlord fight) we have better odds of capturing it
-Josh seems to have enjoyed himself. I don't like it when he goes outside his comfort zone only for some unfunny alogs to scream shit at him.
 
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