Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

Josh seems to have enjoyed himself. I don't like it when he goes outside his comfort zone only for some unfunny alogs to scream shit at him.

I must say though, him just hiding in his comfort zone is probably one reason why he is in his current situation. He talks to himself on Youtube for hours at a time, doesn’t allow comments on any of his videos, and bans anyone who makes a chat remark simple enough for him to read, His only link to reality is Clint ‘Keep on Rockin’‘ Saunders. The booze, spray paint fumes, and spice have contributed to his delusions but so has the hugbox.

I liked the short interview you managed to sneak with him, but even you were careful not to say anything he didn’t like. Hell, everyone does that with him. I remember that one stream with the old guys just nodding their heads as he told them about his ‘juan making business’. You can see they thought he was fucking crazy but were too polite to comment on it, knowing if anyone said anything he didn’t like he would either shut down, sperg out, or just leave.

I don’t like people being shitheads to him for no reason but everyone treats him with kid-gloves, least when on another stream.

For what is worth, I don’t think it can be helped — he does control the keys to the kingdom, so to say.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I must say though, him just hiding in his comfort zone is probably one reason why he is in his current situation

That's true, he hasn't left his comfort zone since job core honestly, but that resulted in him meeting Stephanie and a bunch of other interesting stuff (followed by a decade of stagnation and decline). The colabs with krystal and cool taste are pretty exciting because this is more or less the first times he's done something asides from smoking and drinking in his apartment in years. Assuming he actually keeps interacting with people outside his usual friend group I think we could get some good content in the coming months.

 

[DigitalSodom]

Just another day in the cobraverse for our boy

And it's all the more funny considering all the money and time he spent trying to troll Cobra, just to be forgotten by Josh and all the cobra fans 3 months later.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

"cheesy goodness" got 1.8k views for 3 minutes
"Cobras cheesy nachos" got 5.7k views for 18 minutes
"Shon and Saunders Friday Night Show" got 3.3k views for 25 minutes

Seems like the optimal video in terms of time and money spent vs. views would be around 20 minutes long and feature 15 minutes of cooking and 5 minutes of Shon.

Cobramaxing.

 

[Grinrow]

And it's all the more funny considering all the money and time he spent trying to troll Cobra, just to be forgotten by Josh and all the cobra fans 3 months later.

Cobes really does rule the trolls lives

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Potion_Time]

Mother fucking boglim in the wind.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Love how in last seconds he nods his head like, “Another amazing vocal cover…”

 

[pickle_boy]

I find the story of King C kinda sad. I just recently got into his story and found it to be good lolcow material. I did see the video of him falling over and breaking his cig blasted out of his mind a while back. Now knowing the full story it is sad to see how he has fallen. I will definitely be catching up on the lore and keeping an eye out for new developments. One of the greats.

 

[Potion_Time]

I find the story of King C kinda sad. I just recently got into his story and found it to be good lolcow material. I did see the video of him falling over and breaking his cig blasted out of his mind a while back. Now knowing the full story it is sad to see how he has fallen. I will definitely be catching up on the lore and keeping an eye out for new developments. One of the greats.

If you loved the cigarette freak out make sure to look at the cobra cane freak out if you haven't seen it. It's not as long or pathetic, but I still quote "That was the last bit of alcohol THAT I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAD".

Love how in last seconds he nods his head like, “Another amazing vocal cover…”

There's not much to envy about Jorsh, but I would love just a dash of his confidence in my daily life.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

There's not much to envy about Jorsh, but I would love just a dash of his confidence in my daily life.

Sometimes I wish he had a GoPro or something for when he's walking or ride bike. I can only imagine how his daily interactions on the street go. Maybe someone could convince him doing that will prove to the trolls that sexy gothic babes really DO say he smells good.

 

[Bogliacci]

Ill never get over how ugly this son of a bitch is lmfao

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Sometimes I wish he had a GoPro or something for when he's walking or ride bike. I can only imagine how his daily interactions on the street go. Maybe someone could convince him doing that will prove to the trolls that sexy gothic babes really DO say he smells good.

It be cool if some Cobros bought him a GoPro and paid him a certain amount weekly for outside videos. I'd love to see a liquor run. Alas, I know it would be too complex for him to figure out and if he some how was able to upload the GoPro videos, he'd do 1 or 2 good ones and then do the bare minimum and want more money.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

It be cool if some Cobros bought him a GoPro and paid him a certain amount weekly for outside videos. I'd love to see a liquor run. Alas, I know it would be too complex for him to figure out and if he some how was able to upload the GoPro videos, he'd do 1 or 2 good ones and then do the bare minimum and want more money.

I bought a used gopro hero 4 for like 80$ not long ago, it wouldn't be that expensive. The problem is, it's not his idea and so he wouldn't use it ever and would probably sell it for liquor money. Him doing videos asides from joke vids, payed shootouts and the rare food vids is unlikely.

I agree it would be kino if he did gopro vids but I Just don't see it happening. I'm definitely not spending money on this regard, some paypig sucker can buy it for him.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It be cool if some Cobros bought him a GoPro and paid him a certain amount weekly for outside videos. I'd love to see a liquor run. Alas, I know it would be too complex for him to figure out and if he some how was able to upload the GoPro videos, he'd do 1 or 2 good ones and then do the bare minimum and want more money.

I think it would be cool to see his daily (weekly) interactions. Liquor store clerks shaking their heads when he shuffles through the door, old ladies crossing the streets as if he is black, food delivery people literally just knocking, dropping his food at the door, and then running off to avoid talking to him.

In reality, the GoPro would be tossed into his closet full of shit he doesn’t understand or like. I’d love to see a list of stuff people have sent that he just throws away

 

[charlesdickens]

He couldn't be bothered to use the webcams sent to him during the greasy camera age when he was lucid and not an alcoholic. A GoPro is a waste of money. He can't be bothered to fix his bike's flat tire. He's never riding that thing again. His new location makes it less advantageous for it and even though he rides slowly on the sidewalk, he's so out of shape now he'd be huffing and puffing after a few blocks. Why bike when he can have it delivered or call a cab? The old days of Cobes out and about in Casper are gone.

After looking at him stank eye the screen again during the Elton John song, I always think people forget that he has an absolutely massive computer screen. His eye sight is atrocious, he has a bifocal in the one eye at least, but he undoubtedly needs his prescription fixed. He's overdue for his yearly eye appointment. Even if he set his mind to it and got a cheap car by some absolute miracle, Josh wouldn't pass the eye exam to drive a vehicle.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[masterblaster]

Having watched Cobes for years now, I don't understand how he invokes such a moral quandary in everyone. It's common to see people empathize with him and feel bad for him, especially compared to most lolcows, and it's totally unwarranted imo. He has always been this deviant, impulsive boglim - it's just that he reflects his gross inward life in his poor physical appearance now. He's definitely "fallen" a long way - and to think, only ten years ago he was, uh, getting drunk in front of Albertson's with psychotic Casper bums. Yep. A lot sure has changed.

 

[TurdFondler]

He was out and about, had a social circle, rode a bike, had a job, had hair. The documentary only followed him for a few days and it's equivalent to a year of today's content.

 

[Bogliacci]

He was out and about, had a social circle, rode a bike, had a job, had hair. The documentary only followed him for a few days and it's equivalent to a year of today's content.

Weather's been bad. Winds too strong. He's gotta stay inside.