Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[mars]

Cobes is most likely 5'9-5'10. It matches the lower range of what he's said and the footage of we have of him going out seems to confirm that. He just has a long torso and kinda short legs. He definitely does not wear size 13.5 shoes... well I mean he does wear them but they're not his size. That's the funny part, he's so willing to lie to himself that he's got "big feet and you know what they say about big feet" that he'll shuffle around in shoes three sizes too big rather than admit that he's pretty much just average everything. A normal liar would just claim he wears big shoes but wear the correct size because who is going to fucking check? Cobes is so deep in self-delusion that things like comfort, mobility and practicality don't even matter as long as he can keep up the lie in his head that he's a giant badass goth stud.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

So I was on the waitlist for a long time for the Dall-E Ai generator. (NOT Dall-E mini) and I just got through. Decided to see what popping in a couple of cobies album names would generate
Hell's Advocate:

Cobra's Crude Christmas Carols:

Love and Vanity:

Rebel Revolution:

Satan's Bell:

 

[Bogliacci]

1000000 times better than anything jorp would come up with

 

[Grinrow]

So I was on the waitlist for a long time for the Dall-E Ai generator. (NOT Dall-E mini) and I just got through. Decided to see what popping in a couple of cobies album names would generate
Hell's Advocate:
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Cobra's Crude Christmas Carols:
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Love and Vanity:
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Rebel Revolution:
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Satan's Bell:
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Can you please search up Gothic King Cobra and post it I wanna see what the ai generates

 

[Bogliacci]

Can you please search up Gothic King Cobra and post it I wanna see what the ai generates

I've had Dall E for a week now and I hadn't even thought to put our boy in it
Gothic King Cobra just gets you a cobra

kingcobrajfs gets you another cobra

Boglim gets nothing but random crap

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Do we have any idea how tall Josh is? I've done a quick google but nothing relevant came to light.

This guy who visited cobes said he's 5'10". The bandana is kind of getting in the way, but he's definitely between 5'9-5-11". Almost positive it was confirmed somewhere that he's 5'9" though.

 

[eaglesfan665]

first image is an egg in a bunch of brown shit, with even more eggs on the side. That's pretty boglimy if you ask me

 

[Bogliacci]

This guy who visited cobes said he's 5'10". The bandana is kind of getting in the way, but he's definitely between 5'9-5-11". Almost positive it was confirmed somewhere that he's 5'9" though.

Lol, truly cant tell where he's looking due to derp eyes in this pic. One day they'll be that bad again.

 

[Potion_Time]

This guy who visited cobes said he's 5'10". The bandana is kind of getting in the way, but he's definitely between 5'9-5-11". Almost positive it was confirmed somewhere that he's 5'9" though.

Man, I miss the old apartment complex where he would ride his tard cruiser in the halls. Weather permitting of course.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

he's live

 

[Sonichu_School_Witcher]

he's live

Not anymore lol

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

he's live

Not anymore lol

Think he's just sitting there, talking to everyone, and drink his liver into submission?

Who am I kidding, course he is.

 

[Potion_Time]

Not anymore lol

Part of me wants to watch the stream, but it's so much funnier knowing he's babbling about gendur relayshions to nobody now.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

live....again

 

[Potion_Time]

live....again

I tuned in and he was talking about racism, he then immediately pulled out his guitar and started noodling out of nowhere as if to emphasize his point with it. It's the little moments that make Cobes the best lolcow in my opinion.

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes gearing up for his cousin quest. He is actually better on the banjo than he is on guitar.


Edit: Cobes gives himself a beer facial

 

[IttyBittyTittyCommitee]

I'm fully convinced his Discord babysitters have a plethora of content they're gonna exploit when Cobra goes away from health issues, he does something fucked up to get in trouble with the law or something more worrying like diddling a kid cause he can't get the topic of children out of his fucking mind. Those bottom feeders are obviously trying to chase clout on the coattails of an imbecile alcoholic who thinks he can conjure magic balls and change traffic lights with his toy sticks.

 

[Bogliacci]

I'm fully convinced his Discord babysitters have a plethora of content they're gonna exploit when Cobra goes away from health issues, he does something fucked up to get in trouble with the law or something more worrying like diddling a kid cause he can't get the topic of children out of his fucking mind. Those bottom feeders are obviously trying to chase clout on the coattails of an imbecile alcoholic who thinks he can conjure magic balls and change traffic lights with his toy sticks.

They want to surpass seizure

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

They want to surpass seizure

Nobody has the panache that seizure robot does.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I tuned in and he was talking about racism, he then immediately pulled out his guitar and started noodling out of nowhere as if to emphasize his point with it. It's the little moments that make Cobes the best lolcow in my opinion.

That's actually a great throwback to his green basement era. The "guitar insite" videos were him rambling with random shredding! peppered in.