Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SnusBurns]

Incoming WingsofRedemption refugees.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

I find the story of King C kinda sad. I just recently got into his story and found it to be good lolcow material. I did see the video of him falling over and breaking his cig blasted out of his mind a while back. Now knowing the full story it is sad to see how he has fallen. I will definitely be catching up on the lore and keeping an eye out for new developments. One of the greats.

Don't feel sorry for him. He's actually a piece of shit.

Incoming WingsofRedemption refugees.

Good, they can fuel his alcohol addiction so we can get better content. Nothing is funnier than him being black out drunk.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Incoming WingsofRedemption refugees.

TMDNWU

 

[curbside]

But I'll try it again, maybe add "dank" or "balding".

Edit to add "balding gothic boglim with pork pie hat and glasses preparing food hacks"View attachment 3564886

Sam Hyde and Cobes had a baby,

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Incoming WingsofRedemption refugees.

Probably can’t be much worse than when we had the influx of those piss soldier guys

Okay this album art goes hard
Also super glad we’re getting WAF on an “official” album

 

[crying and shidding]

Probably can’t be much worse than when we had the influx of those piss soldier guys

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Also super glad we’re getting WAF on an “official” album

album art is killer, the name leaves something to be desired.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

album art is killer, the name leaves something to be desired.

Simplicity, troll

 

[Big Nasty]

Probably can’t be much worse than when we had the influx of those piss soldier guys

What? Jason Genova's pisstroopers?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He sure does love meat sticks

 

[RollingRock]

I believe this is a new record for greasiness of hair. One singular greaselock

 

[Potion_Time]

He sure does love meat sticks

You can straight up tell that chewing that pile of greasy tendon puree hurts his teeth by the pained look on his face.

I believe this is a new record for greasiness of hair. One singular greaselock
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If he were to wring his hair out in a pan he would finally have some fresh cooking oil to make dank food hacks with.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I believe this is a new record for greasiness of hair. One singular greaselock

You can straight up tell that chewing that pile of greasy tendon puree hurts his teeth by the pained look on his face.

If he were to wring his hair out in a pan he would finally have some fresh cooking oil to make dank food hacks with.

at this point, he might look into removing his teeth and getting dentures. if he would lose his insurance, or if clint dies, he wouldn't have the money to get them out. they would just be rotting, and cobra could die from an abscess or something.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Good, they can fuel his alcohol addiction so we can get better content. Nothing is funnier than him being black out drunk.

If Cobes's being blackout drunk all the time made good content the past two years would have been a golden age of the Cobraverse. Instead we've gotten just a handful of great moments sprinkled into hundreds of hours of painfully repetitive gender relations since the eviction.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

If Cobes's being blackout drunk all the time made good content the past two years would have been a golden age of the Cobraverse. Instead we've gotten just a handful of great moments sprinkled into hundreds of hours of painfully repetitive gender relations since the eviction.

Him losing his shit in a drunken rage is about the only thing funny at this point. He's so delusional, at this point, that he thinks nothing he says or does is wrong.

 

[Grift Garrison]

As a cringe teen I used to be into watching freestyle battlerap and Josh is unironically good at freestyling
Some of you troles like to make fun of his jokes but I think his brain does work that way, he hears "chardonnay" and he thinks "heh shards? like glass? what's a horse's favorite wine? chardo NEIGH"
He has a creative retard click in his brain that he used to tickle with energy drinks and I hope it's still there.

Josh is as good at freestyling as he is keeping a job or not being drunk.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Josh is as good at freestyling as he is keeping a job or not being drunk.

Actually he's better at freestyling than anything else he does. He can barely read lyrics to songs he has heard 1000 times, but somehow he's not too bad at putting a rap together. It's a mystery tubez.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It’s a shame he didn’t go down the Wigger path.

Also, the thumbnails on his videos fucking kill me. It's not even shopped

 

[Mister Uno]

Homefelon Ian easily had one of the greatest introductions to the cobraverse by absolutely wrecking the false masculinity Jorsh hides behind.

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God I love his expressions. You could have an entire reaction image collection with only Josh for just about anything.

 

[Potion_Time]

It’s a shame he didn’t go down the Wigger path.

Also, the thumbnails on his videos fucking kill me. It's not even shopped

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That's a good one, but this is my personal fave.

 

[crying and shidding]

That's a good one, but this is my personal fave.
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keeping an eye out for any trolles who want to break into the cobra lair.